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2017-04-01 04:52
HEY GUYS!Its Azrael here from Greentexted! This is a message from our sponsors who have generously accepted our request to sponsor us! (This message was written by me and idrk what to say so… Read More
Follow Your Dreams /b/
2017-03-16 21:54
Storytime /b/>be me in 7th grade>few friends, have reputation for being angry nerdy loser who cries>walking to bathroom during social studies>see qt3.14 emo girl, im talking full… Read More
Bye Dad
2017-01-15 07:39
Got some feels for ya >be me few years back, 15 living with my dad ( just got close to him ((he wasn't always there when I was a kid but I moved in with him for about a year and half and… Read More
Obama, You're Fired
2016-10-14 19:23
>Trump wins the election>comes out to make his winning speech>he looks bored>as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second>all quiet>he begins to adjust the mic>a c… Read More
2016-10-13 02:47
>16 years old>Dumb as fuck kid who had no friends>By that point I made peace with the fact that I was just different>Started doing stuff to piss off normies like wearing Wrath, N… Read More
Infinity Spaghetti
2016-10-13 02:32
>be me>21 year old beta male in 2169>new great depression>shortage of food everywhere>everyone is hungry>go to food bank>wait in 4 hour line>see qt3.14159265359 at th… Read More
2016-10-13 02:29
>be me >in the car with gf, her mom, and grandma>be "birding" or some shit >literally driving around looking at birds>boring as fuck but gf 7/10 so yeah> in back… Read More
Ungrateful B*tch
2016-10-13 02:27
Hi guys this is my first greentext. I've been wanting to do one for a while but never have until now>be me>be 17 as well as a pretty Mello chill mega beta guy>last every relationshi… Read More

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