>be me
>be 21
>test lasers for a living, doing well
>recently broken up with slutbag gf after 2 years
>hell froze over idk
>gave me an excuse to workout and get in great shape
>finish work on friday
>go to dinner at my families sandwich shop in the town we live in
>20 y/o qt 3.14 julia named Julia works the front counter
>after 3 years of being too pussy to make a move and not wanting to make things awkward
>get into conversation with julia and customer about weekend plans
>customer is going to theme park
>gay.png>Julia turns to me and asks me what im doing for the weekend
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>bush did harambe
>finally after 15 seconds tell her that im gonna be hanging out at home
>julia says "come to my beach house tomorrow, ill be there with some of my family"
>had to play it cool
>prego sauce dripping from pockets already
>being alpha af say that ill come but only if its a good time
>julia smiles and promises it will
>hype.png
>still not sure if pity invite or serious one
>next morning
>wakeup to a text from julia saying "Hey Anon, you coming tonight? I've got a free room for you"
>fuckyes
>text back saying that I'm definitely coming and that ill bring some liquor
>day flashes by
>finally 6pm
>ask julia for address
>get address: 201 dat boi avenue
>2 hour drive
>well worth it for qt julia
>get there after picking up drinks
>knock on door
>heartpounding
>julia answers wearing sundress
>like the fag i am my jaw drops
>dress hugs her tiny 5'1" frame beautifully
>roll up my tongue and say hello
>julia invites me inside
>house seems quiet and empty
>I ask where everyone is
>"they come down tomorrow" she says sweetly
>gonnamurderthepussy.jpg
>somewhere in the distance steel beams r melting
>julia tells me to follow her to put my stuff away
>beautiful ass jiggles in sundress as i walk behind her
>dick stands at attention
>itsnotaboulderitsarock.png
>follow her into her room
>put stuff down
>have realization that i might be staying in her room
>dick swelling intesifies
>"okay anon, my cousins having a party not too far from here. lets go"
>walk side by side a couple blocks over
>bullshitting about her coworkers
>muster up the courage to say that she looks great tonight
>"thanks anon, I wore something nice for you"
>feelsgoodman.png
>get to the house
>Julias cousin is in her mid twenties
>kind of a qt
>most of the people at the party are older
>start drinking
>julia starts getting handsy as the drinks start going down
>play beerpong
>partner with julia
>timetoshine.gif
>sink all of the shots to win us the first game
>she looks happy as fuck
>start second game
>shit goes south
>havent hit a single cup, they hit 5 out of 10
>julia is useless, arms are like ramen noodles
>get on fire, hit 6 cups back to back
>on top of mt everest
>being the alpha i am
>bounce ball to get 2 more cups out
>its now our 2 cups to their 2 cups
>they hit one
>starting to get worried
>they miss second
>Julia shoots first
>misses
>I hit one more cup
>their turn
>ball gets thrown
>gets into our cup
>oshit.png
>julia blows it out
>get fucking hype
>hug her
>realize what i did
>realize shes hugging me tighter than i was hugging her
>feelsgoodman
>next opponent shoots and misses
>lets do this
>i shoot first
>airball that bitch
>fuck
>qt grill julia might be looking beautiful af
>but bitch cant hit a shot for her life
>somehow channels her inner peyton manning
>gets last cup
>turn to her expecting a hug
>get jumped on and start making out
>immediate hard on
>drunk makeout for what a couple minutes
>finally stop and just smile at each other for what seems like an eternity
>she has beautiful blue eyes
>continue drinking and partying
>but now were inseparable
>shot after shot
>couple hours later
>people start leaving
>julias friend wants to go home
>we offer to walk her
>walk other grill home
>make alpha comment on how beautiful the moon looks and how nice the ocean sounds
>julia takes initiative and says we should go to the beach and walk on it
>start walking on beach
>far from entrance
>we see police quads with lights on in the distance
>ohshit.png
>julia yells at me to strip
>drunk me complies
>throw shit in her bag and halfway bury it
>julia runs into water
>follow
>nekkid in ocean with cute ass grill
>success.jpg
>cops come by where we were
>flash floodlight around but cant find us
>whisper to her that the water is really warm
>pigs finally leave
>start laughing with julia
>her smile kills me
>run out of ocean
>demtitties
>get dressed and speed to the shore
>still dripping from the ocean
>clothes are soaked
>walk back to her house
>get inside and she throws me a towel
>"anon im gonna take a shower"
>say okay and tell her that im gonna be in the living room
>"no silly, come with me"
>geodude dick super effective
>strip next to her
>admire her perfect body
>get into hot shower
>steamy af
>immediate makeout
>run my hands down her body
>so smooth
>she jerks me off as her tongue is down my throat
>gets on her knees
>best blowjob of 2k16
>feeling like king of the world
>she stops right before i blow my load
>soclose
>we finish washing up
>she grabs my hand and leads me to her room
>jumps on her bed completely wet
>both kinds of wet
>rapeslothsmile
>"anon i want you to fuck me"
>she said it in the most innocent way
>i go crazy
>climb on top and slide the tip in
>so good
>dick her down for 15 minutes while she moans and scratches my back
>probably bleeding but fuck it
>tell her im about to cum
>krispy kreme donut glaze incoming
>i pull out
>she jumps off bed and shoves my chode into her throat
>blast off
>10x the blast of hiroshima
>she swallows
>mindfuckingblown
>she wipes her mouth and puts on a pair of panties
>"anon are you hungry?"
>say yes
>expecting a sandwich like the dominant male i am
>does one better
>fries eggs at 4 am
>best fucking eggs ever
>go back to her bed
>she curls up next to me
>feels surreal
>cant be real
>definitely not butter
>no way gucci is out of jail
>wake up fast af the next morning
>feeling a tugging
>look down
>make wonderful eye contact as she rests her head on my thigh while my second head rests on her tongue
>no fucking way
>feeling fucking blessed
>get more head
>she climbs on top
>rides me like im a damn rodeo bull
>she cums so hard shes shaking
>after falling on me she gets back up and slides back down to finish the job
>get more head
>10/10
>finish in her mouth again
>my little twinkie
>get dressed
>she goes to the bathroom
>"anon wanna grab breakfast? I'll invite my cousin" I hear echo from the other room
>reply yes and that ill drive
>get into car a few minutes later
>drive to perkins
>5/7 breakfast
>julia asks her cousin after if she wants to come to the beach
>cousin says no
>assume were going
>get back to the house
>just me and the booty goddess
>she tells me to change for the beach
>as im changing she walks out in a thong
>almost fall over
>so beautiful
>spend the next 5 hours talking and swimming
>rest on sheet in the sand
>side by side facing each other
>gather all the courage in the world
>confess to her that i've had a crush on her for 3 years and have always been too pussy
>tell her that i've wanted to tell her but wasnt sure if she felt the same way and didnt want to make things awkward at work
>julia says nothing
>say that she doesnt have to tell anyone what happened and that it can just be our little..
>she puts her finger on my lips
>says "Anon, I've wanted to do this for a long time. I just didnt want to get inbetween you and your ex"
>feelsgoodman
>"itll be our little secret anon, you dont have to tell anyone"
>happy as can be
>after the beach we go get some ice cream
>bring ice cream back to the house
>she gets two servings of cream.
>one iced, one hot
>youknowwhatimean
>wentfromatwinkietoatoasterstrudel
>its now that time
>tell her that i have to go back home because of work
>she frowns and tells me not to go
>I tell her i have to
>I turn around to grab my stuff
>while packing i ask if she needs anything before i leave
>gentleman.png
>she grabs my arm
>her hand is ice cold
>"i need about tree fitty"
>whip my head around
>It was around this time I realized that this grill was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
>end
>be 21
>test lasers for a living, doing well
>recently broken up with slutbag gf after 2 years
>hell froze over idk
>gave me an excuse to workout and get in great shape
>finish work on friday
>go to dinner at my families sandwich shop in the town we live in
>20 y/o qt 3.14 julia named Julia works the front counter
>after 3 years of being too pussy to make a move and not wanting to make things awkward
>get into conversation with julia and customer about weekend plans
>customer is going to theme park
>gay.png>Julia turns to me and asks me what im doing for the weekend
>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>bush did harambe
>finally after 15 seconds tell her that im gonna be hanging out at home
>julia says "come to my beach house tomorrow, ill be there with some of my family"
>had to play it cool
>prego sauce dripping from pockets already
>being alpha af say that ill come but only if its a good time
>julia smiles and promises it will
>hype.png
>still not sure if pity invite or serious one
>next morning
>wakeup to a text from julia saying "Hey Anon, you coming tonight? I've got a free room for you"
>fuckyes
>text back saying that I'm definitely coming and that ill bring some liquor
>day flashes by
>finally 6pm
>ask julia for address
>get address: 201 dat boi avenue
>2 hour drive
>well worth it for qt julia
>get there after picking up drinks
>knock on door
>heartpounding
>julia answers wearing sundress
>like the fag i am my jaw drops
>dress hugs her tiny 5'1" frame beautifully
>roll up my tongue and say hello
>julia invites me inside
>house seems quiet and empty
>I ask where everyone is
>"they come down tomorrow" she says sweetly
>gonnamurderthepussy.jpg
>somewhere in the distance steel beams r melting
>julia tells me to follow her to put my stuff away
>beautiful ass jiggles in sundress as i walk behind her
>dick stands at attention
>itsnotaboulderitsarock.png
>follow her into her room
>put stuff down
>have realization that i might be staying in her room
>dick swelling intesifies
>"okay anon, my cousins having a party not too far from here. lets go"
>walk side by side a couple blocks over
>bullshitting about her coworkers
>muster up the courage to say that she looks great tonight
>"thanks anon, I wore something nice for you"
>feelsgoodman.png
>get to the house
>Julias cousin is in her mid twenties
>kind of a qt
>most of the people at the party are older
>start drinking
>julia starts getting handsy as the drinks start going down
>play beerpong
>partner with julia
>timetoshine.gif
>sink all of the shots to win us the first game
>she looks happy as fuck
>start second game
>shit goes south
>havent hit a single cup, they hit 5 out of 10
>julia is useless, arms are like ramen noodles
>get on fire, hit 6 cups back to back
>on top of mt everest
>being the alpha i am
>bounce ball to get 2 more cups out
>its now our 2 cups to their 2 cups
>they hit one
>starting to get worried
>they miss second
>Julia shoots first
>misses
>I hit one more cup
>their turn
>ball gets thrown
>gets into our cup
>oshit.png
>julia blows it out
>get fucking hype
>hug her
>realize what i did
>realize shes hugging me tighter than i was hugging her
>feelsgoodman
>next opponent shoots and misses
>lets do this
>i shoot first
>airball that bitch
>fuck
>qt grill julia might be looking beautiful af
>but bitch cant hit a shot for her life
>somehow channels her inner peyton manning
>gets last cup
>turn to her expecting a hug
>get jumped on and start making out
>immediate hard on
>drunk makeout for what a couple minutes
>finally stop and just smile at each other for what seems like an eternity
>she has beautiful blue eyes
>continue drinking and partying
>but now were inseparable
>shot after shot
>couple hours later
>people start leaving
>julias friend wants to go home
>we offer to walk her
>walk other grill home
>make alpha comment on how beautiful the moon looks and how nice the ocean sounds
>julia takes initiative and says we should go to the beach and walk on it
>start walking on beach
>far from entrance
>we see police quads with lights on in the distance
>ohshit.png
>julia yells at me to strip
>drunk me complies
>throw shit in her bag and halfway bury it
>julia runs into water
>follow
>nekkid in ocean with cute ass grill
>success.jpg
>cops come by where we were
>flash floodlight around but cant find us
>whisper to her that the water is really warm
>pigs finally leave
>start laughing with julia
>her smile kills me
>run out of ocean
>demtitties
>get dressed and speed to the shore
>still dripping from the ocean
>clothes are soaked
>walk back to her house
>get inside and she throws me a towel
>"anon im gonna take a shower"
>say okay and tell her that im gonna be in the living room
>"no silly, come with me"
>geodude dick super effective
>strip next to her
>admire her perfect body
>get into hot shower
>steamy af
>immediate makeout
>run my hands down her body
>so smooth
>she jerks me off as her tongue is down my throat
>gets on her knees
>best blowjob of 2k16
>feeling like king of the world
>she stops right before i blow my load
>soclose
>we finish washing up
>she grabs my hand and leads me to her room
>jumps on her bed completely wet
>both kinds of wet
>rapeslothsmile
>"anon i want you to fuck me"
>she said it in the most innocent way
>i go crazy
>climb on top and slide the tip in
>so good
>dick her down for 15 minutes while she moans and scratches my back
>probably bleeding but fuck it
>tell her im about to cum
>krispy kreme donut glaze incoming
>i pull out
>she jumps off bed and shoves my chode into her throat
>blast off
>10x the blast of hiroshima
>she swallows
>mindfuckingblown
>she wipes her mouth and puts on a pair of panties
>"anon are you hungry?"
>say yes
>expecting a sandwich like the dominant male i am
>does one better
>fries eggs at 4 am
>best fucking eggs ever
>go back to her bed
>she curls up next to me
>feels surreal
>cant be real
>definitely not butter
>no way gucci is out of jail
>wake up fast af the next morning
>feeling a tugging
>look down
>make wonderful eye contact as she rests her head on my thigh while my second head rests on her tongue
>no fucking way
>feeling fucking blessed
>get more head
>she climbs on top
>rides me like im a damn rodeo bull
>she cums so hard shes shaking
>after falling on me she gets back up and slides back down to finish the job
>get more head
>10/10
>finish in her mouth again
>my little twinkie
>get dressed
>she goes to the bathroom
>"anon wanna grab breakfast? I'll invite my cousin" I hear echo from the other room
>reply yes and that ill drive
>get into car a few minutes later
>drive to perkins
>5/7 breakfast
>julia asks her cousin after if she wants to come to the beach
>cousin says no
>assume were going
>get back to the house
>just me and the booty goddess
>she tells me to change for the beach
>as im changing she walks out in a thong
>almost fall over
>so beautiful
>spend the next 5 hours talking and swimming
>rest on sheet in the sand
>side by side facing each other
>gather all the courage in the world
>confess to her that i've had a crush on her for 3 years and have always been too pussy
>tell her that i've wanted to tell her but wasnt sure if she felt the same way and didnt want to make things awkward at work
>julia says nothing
>say that she doesnt have to tell anyone what happened and that it can just be our little..
>she puts her finger on my lips
>says "Anon, I've wanted to do this for a long time. I just didnt want to get inbetween you and your ex"
>feelsgoodman
>"itll be our little secret anon, you dont have to tell anyone"
>happy as can be
>after the beach we go get some ice cream
>bring ice cream back to the house
>she gets two servings of cream.
>one iced, one hot
>youknowwhatimean
>wentfromatwinkietoatoasterstrudel
>its now that time
>tell her that i have to go back home because of work
>she frowns and tells me not to go
>I tell her i have to
>I turn around to grab my stuff
>while packing i ask if she needs anything before i leave
>gentleman.png
>she grabs my arm
>her hand is ice cold
>"i need about tree fitty"
>whip my head around
>It was around this time I realized that this grill was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
>end
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