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english is not my native language so please bare with me
>after several months of no gf, decide to buy a fleshlight online
>i talk about it to my close friend as kind of a joke, he laughs and says he would buy one aswell
>we order two pussies, but since i live with my parents we order to his house (he lives alone)
>the week after friend calls me that pussies have arrived
>go to his house that same evening to retrieve my pussy
>have to wait till late to return home so my parents are asleep and so i can sneak the pussy into the house undetected
>that same night, i decide to give it a try>the pussy is very dry and can barely fit my dick into it, so i use some butter as lube
>had the fap of my life
>i cum inside, and proceed to silently clean the mess
>now the real struggle begins, need to think of a place to safely hide the pussy
>since im a musician i have two big speaker in my room, and they are place on top of two fake speakers(just the wooden box, hollow inside), the perfect place, nobody would look there
>wrap the pussy in a plastig bag and place it inside one of the hollow speakers
>weeks pass, fuck the pussy every night, having the time of my life
>one night, i fuck the pussy so hard it starts to tear up apart from the center
>it was a 25$ cheap rubber pussy replica, so i cannot really complain, it lasted longer than intended
>anyways, i didnt want to give up on the pussy just yet, so i managed to fix the two parts together with some duct tape
>fast forward one month
>the pussy is practically destroyed at this point and the two parts fall apart everytime even the duct tape cant hold up
>from now on, every time i fuck the pussy is a total fucking mess
>after some meditation, i decide its time to get rid of the pussy and move on
>this is where shit starts...
>i can not just throw the pussy into the garbage can, because im paranoid that my dog smells it and pulls it out of the garbage and my parents see
>i have to take it out by myself and destroy any evidence
>later that day, i wait till parents go out, fuck the pussy one last time, put it back on its plastic bag and get into my car
>place the pussy in the glove compartment and start driving to the closest trash container
>i live in the middle of nowhere so its like a 2km ride
>the combined smell of butter, cum and the rubber itself was unbearable so i try to drive as fast as possible
>suddenly, a police checkpoint in the way
>they are stopping random cars to check for car papers and stuff
>they stop me and ask where im going
>i get very nervous every time and the police notices it, and tells me to park the car on the side of the road
>they ask for my driving license and shit
>all my shit is in the glove compartment where the pussy is
>nervously open the glove container and the police notices the suspicious bag
>he asks whats inside
>i say "n-nothing just... just some food..."
>he isnt buying it and wants to check anyways
>i hand him the stinky plastic bag
>the smell is horrible
>he looks inside
>sees the broken rubber pussy with pieces of duct tape around it, and stains of butter and fresh cum
>on top of that, the plastic bag had a small hole i didnt noticed before and some cum was dripping from it
>he almost throws up on site and gives me the most disgusting look ive ever seen
>hands me back the plastic back in disgust, and keeps checking my car papers
>im totally paralized at this point
>after several minutes which felt like hours, they hand me my driving license back and tell me i can continue
>i slowly drive away, not looking back
>eventually reach the trash container
>throw the pussy inside in tears, and then proceed to drive back home in shame
>years have passed and im a totally different man now
english is not my native language so please bare with me
>after several months of no gf, decide to buy a fleshlight online
>i talk about it to my close friend as kind of a joke, he laughs and says he would buy one aswell
>we order two pussies, but since i live with my parents we order to his house (he lives alone)
>the week after friend calls me that pussies have arrived
>go to his house that same evening to retrieve my pussy
>have to wait till late to return home so my parents are asleep and so i can sneak the pussy into the house undetected
>that same night, i decide to give it a try>the pussy is very dry and can barely fit my dick into it, so i use some butter as lube
>had the fap of my life
>i cum inside, and proceed to silently clean the mess
>now the real struggle begins, need to think of a place to safely hide the pussy
>since im a musician i have two big speaker in my room, and they are place on top of two fake speakers(just the wooden box, hollow inside), the perfect place, nobody would look there
>wrap the pussy in a plastig bag and place it inside one of the hollow speakers
>weeks pass, fuck the pussy every night, having the time of my life
>one night, i fuck the pussy so hard it starts to tear up apart from the center
>it was a 25$ cheap rubber pussy replica, so i cannot really complain, it lasted longer than intended
>anyways, i didnt want to give up on the pussy just yet, so i managed to fix the two parts together with some duct tape
>fast forward one month
>the pussy is practically destroyed at this point and the two parts fall apart everytime even the duct tape cant hold up
>from now on, every time i fuck the pussy is a total fucking mess
>after some meditation, i decide its time to get rid of the pussy and move on
>this is where shit starts...
>i can not just throw the pussy into the garbage can, because im paranoid that my dog smells it and pulls it out of the garbage and my parents see
>i have to take it out by myself and destroy any evidence
>later that day, i wait till parents go out, fuck the pussy one last time, put it back on its plastic bag and get into my car
>place the pussy in the glove compartment and start driving to the closest trash container
>i live in the middle of nowhere so its like a 2km ride
>the combined smell of butter, cum and the rubber itself was unbearable so i try to drive as fast as possible
>suddenly, a police checkpoint in the way
>they are stopping random cars to check for car papers and stuff
>they stop me and ask where im going
>i get very nervous every time and the police notices it, and tells me to park the car on the side of the road
>they ask for my driving license and shit
>all my shit is in the glove compartment where the pussy is
>nervously open the glove container and the police notices the suspicious bag
>he asks whats inside
>i say "n-nothing just... just some food..."
>he isnt buying it and wants to check anyways
>i hand him the stinky plastic bag
>the smell is horrible
>he looks inside
>sees the broken rubber pussy with pieces of duct tape around it, and stains of butter and fresh cum
>on top of that, the plastic bag had a small hole i didnt noticed before and some cum was dripping from it
>he almost throws up on site and gives me the most disgusting look ive ever seen
>hands me back the plastic back in disgust, and keeps checking my car papers
>im totally paralized at this point
>after several minutes which felt like hours, they hand me my driving license back and tell me i can continue
>i slowly drive away, not looking back
>eventually reach the trash container
>throw the pussy inside in tears, and then proceed to drive back home in shame
>years have passed and im a totally different man now
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