All right /b/, this is my tale of how I pranked the school aspie and got away with it.
>be 10 years old
>unfortunately in sped because I'm not good with people.
>It's the start of a new school year so we do some dumb ice breakers game, I get paired up with a grade a autist.
>had the face of a inbred gorrila, smelled like week old cheese left out on a hot drive way and had his thick glasses strapped to his head
>I could tell from the get go three things about him
> 1. He was the text book definition of beta
> 2. he was smart with math and shit, but not really anything else
> 3. This kid had a crush on me>Iike he did't even try to keep it a secret, he turned the ice breaker game into an awkward attempt at hitting on me.
>tells teacher this kids making me uncomfortable.
>she rolls her eyes "everyone makes you uncomfortable anon."
>these autistic flirting shitnanigans continued for the whole year
>It was about late april and I was about to put my long planned prank/revenge
>one day I saw a large large spider make one of those large slik spon egg sack
>for some reason it kinda reminded me of cotton candy.
>that's when my gears went a moving
>After some research, I figured out the perfect time where It was just about to hatch.
>go over to spider egg
>quickly dip it in some pink lemonade
>dab up the remaining liquid with a small towel
>go over to his corner where he in facing the wall playing minecraft
>place a note on the spider ball
"Your as sweet as pink cotton candy"
(I wrote it up in Microsoft word so they could't trase be back)
>leave the spider ball down on the grass, tap his shoulder and make a break for it
>find a nice spot to watch my master plan unfold
>he crumbled the letter and took a giant bite out of the spider ball
>he freezes in realization in what he just done
>he then proceeds to go full tard rage on the playground, I'm taking acting full blown full retard
>mfw watching my sweet revenge unfold and never seeing him come back to school
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