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Hello, my name is Marco

This was my night last night.

>be in Toronto, Canada
>Go out to the bars with a couple of my friends. We bought some tallboys and pounded them in a park first.
>go to a couple bars, get drunk, meet some girls, play pool.
>Around midnight we see a lit path between two bars and we decide to check it out.
>bouncers are halfway down the path, they tell us club is closed private party.
>my friend says, we know the host. They say Sergei Pavic?
>he says yes, he's an old friend. Bouncers let us in
>get into the club. It's all Serbs mostly 30+. We're 23 and 24>everyone keeps asking us how we know Sergei, we made up some story like we did the plumbing at his house and he invited us.
>talk to some serbian guys, they tell us that they came to Canada in 2005
>we joke about Serb history, and my friend claims that Serbia was treated unfairly after Yugoslav wars
>they make us honorary Serbs.
>get paraded around the party as honorary serbs who did Sergei's plumbing.
>everybody wants to meet us, these Serbian girls are all over me.
>keep asking how we know Sergei. Make up some story of how we hooked up his hot tub
>girls believe us
>I tell them my name is Marco
>girls tell me they have a jacuzzi bath in their hotel room and ask if I want to go with them
>i say yes, and ditch my friends.
>go outside they have a private car that picks us up
>get to their hotel, it's like a 3.5 star, but okay
>go into their room, they both undress and tell me to
>get naked, one draws the bath, I make out with the other.
>end up skipping the bath and get a double blowjob then fuck both one at a time.
>I dipped early morning like 5am
>call my friends and meet them at their apartment
>They tell me Sergei came to the party to meet us
>He didn't recognise them and dragged them out in front of everybody and tells them they are no longer honorary Serbs
>mfw I fucked 2 serb girls who think my name is Marco a plumber 

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