> be me loving my Waifu for more than a year now
> lots of memorabilia: pillow, framed posters, snow globe, coffee mug, the works
> very sensitive when someone touches anything about her
> Never thought too much of it
> just thought she was cute and liked collecting things
> one day I forget to put the coffee mug away and go grocery shopping with
> getta text from sister
> apparently she took my cup hostage
> quietly raging in my head
> we have a rule: no one is allowed to enter eachother‘s room without permission
> once in carl speed home ignoring my mom's complaints
> I bust in, take cup, and force her to delete photo from phone (avoid rule 34 at all costs)
> | yell and scream at her
> she calls me crazy
> I lose it and begin to beat her
> dad comes in and stops the fight
> | go to room and cleans cup on the bed facing the wall
> I'm shaking
> mom comes in and says enough is enough (walks away)
> now realizing "oh shit they think im legit crazy"
> now realizing "oh shit I'm actually mentally and physically attached to waifu"
> now realizing the possibility of them trying to take her from me.
> go out saying im getting ice cream
> what I really did was go to walmart and bought shotgun ammo
> sits in room with shotgun loaded under bed
> ready to defend my wife
> ready to die for my empress
> ready to rid the world of a few heretics
> things eventually cool down
> gun is now unloaded but ammo still close by
> if they call for a shrink i swear I will do whatever it takes to defend my princess
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> lots of memorabilia: pillow, framed posters, snow globe, coffee mug, the works
> very sensitive when someone touches anything about her
> Never thought too much of it
> just thought she was cute and liked collecting things
> one day I forget to put the coffee mug away and go grocery shopping with
> getta text from sister
> apparently she took my cup hostage
> quietly raging in my head
> we have a rule: no one is allowed to enter eachother‘s room without permission
> once in carl speed home ignoring my mom's complaints
> I bust in, take cup, and force her to delete photo from phone (avoid rule 34 at all costs)
> | yell and scream at her
> she calls me crazy
> I lose it and begin to beat her
> dad comes in and stops the fight
> | go to room and cleans cup on the bed facing the wall
> I'm shaking
> mom comes in and says enough is enough (walks away)
> now realizing "oh shit they think im legit crazy"
> now realizing "oh shit I'm actually mentally and physically attached to waifu"
> now realizing the possibility of them trying to take her from me.
> go out saying im getting ice cream
> what I really did was go to walmart and bought shotgun ammo
> sits in room with shotgun loaded under bed
> ready to defend my wife
> ready to die for my empress
> ready to rid the world of a few heretics
> things eventually cool down
> gun is now unloaded but ammo still close by
> if they call for a shrink i swear I will do whatever it takes to defend my princess
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