>be me
>be 17
>hanging out with a friend of mine
>we'll call him adam
>me and adam just got blazed after 3 hits from some good weed
>shits fucking loud
>we're sitting there watching dragon ball
>fucking laughing our asses off at nothing
>suddenly munchies
>theres absolutely no good food in the house
>its like 12:46 or some shit
>we're too fucked up to drive
>not enough money to order a pizza
>wellpinchmypenisandcallmepeter.zip
>try scavenging around the house for candy or some shit
>find a bag of cough drops>fuck it
>eat like half the bag
>but the munchies wont go away
>suddenly an idea
>call up our buddy nate
>nates been sober for about a month because of some drug test horse shit
>nate comes down
>tell him the plan
>hes gonna drive us to the gas station to pick up some cheap lunch meat and other stuff
>adam says hes gonna stay at the house to watch the dog
>fine by me
>grab my wallet and head out
>we get to the gas station and there is absolutely no one there
>and this is usually the busy part of town
>any way, we go inside
>our buddy tay is behind the counter
>hes a nigger but hes an ok nigger
>ask him where lunch meat is
>"yo that shits next to the beer an shit bruh"
>thanksnigger.jpg
>grab 5 packs of ham and 5 packs of bologna
>shit is crazy cheap im talking like 45 cents a pack
>realize i have 10 bucks left over still
>fuck yea
>get 2 32oz big cups of mountain dew
>do the dew
>also get a pack of air heads
>complete the sale
>start heading back to the house
>CAREPACKAGEDEPLOYED
>cant wait to destroy this meat
>pull in the drive way
>CAREPACKAGEINBOUND
>open the door
>no dinosaurs here
>run inside and tell adam what we got
>"DUUUDE! WE HAD ENOUGH MONEY LEFT OVER TO GET DRINKS AND CANDY"
>adam has the face of some one who has seen god
>dude looks like he just won the fucking lottery
>"NO FUCKING WAY!"
>fucking way bro
>adam comes over gives me bro hug
>hands me a fat ass blunt
>we sit down on the couch
>hook up this dope ass convection cooker thing
>pop in next season of dragon ball
>start grilling meat on the coffee table
>munchies will make you do anything and everything until they are satisfied
>be 17
>hanging out with a friend of mine
>we'll call him adam
>me and adam just got blazed after 3 hits from some good weed
>shits fucking loud
>we're sitting there watching dragon ball
>fucking laughing our asses off at nothing
>suddenly munchies
>theres absolutely no good food in the house
>its like 12:46 or some shit
>we're too fucked up to drive
>not enough money to order a pizza
>wellpinchmypenisandcallmepeter.zip
>try scavenging around the house for candy or some shit
>find a bag of cough drops>fuck it
>eat like half the bag
>but the munchies wont go away
>suddenly an idea
>call up our buddy nate
>nates been sober for about a month because of some drug test horse shit
>nate comes down
>tell him the plan
>hes gonna drive us to the gas station to pick up some cheap lunch meat and other stuff
>adam says hes gonna stay at the house to watch the dog
>fine by me
>grab my wallet and head out
>we get to the gas station and there is absolutely no one there
>and this is usually the busy part of town
>any way, we go inside
>our buddy tay is behind the counter
>hes a nigger but hes an ok nigger
>ask him where lunch meat is
>"yo that shits next to the beer an shit bruh"
>thanksnigger.jpg
>grab 5 packs of ham and 5 packs of bologna
>shit is crazy cheap im talking like 45 cents a pack
>realize i have 10 bucks left over still
>fuck yea
>get 2 32oz big cups of mountain dew
>do the dew
>also get a pack of air heads
>complete the sale
>start heading back to the house
>CAREPACKAGEDEPLOYED
>cant wait to destroy this meat
>pull in the drive way
>CAREPACKAGEINBOUND
>open the door
>no dinosaurs here
>run inside and tell adam what we got
>"DUUUDE! WE HAD ENOUGH MONEY LEFT OVER TO GET DRINKS AND CANDY"
>adam has the face of some one who has seen god
>dude looks like he just won the fucking lottery
>"NO FUCKING WAY!"
>fucking way bro
>adam comes over gives me bro hug
>hands me a fat ass blunt
>we sit down on the couch
>hook up this dope ass convection cooker thing
>pop in next season of dragon ball
>start grilling meat on the coffee table
>munchies will make you do anything and everything until they are satisfied
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