>waiting at bus station after long day
>suddenly from my left comes Chad on his bicycle, on his way to fuck my oneitis no doubt
>Chad: "oh 'sup dude?"
>"good, you?"
>"yeah, umm-"
>I desperately try to find something funny to say to keep the conversation going because for some reason he isn't going away
>midway through whatever dumb shit I'd figured I'd say I spot some kinetic movement from a surprisingly large area of my field of view
>it's a young mother with a baby carriage struggling to take it on the bus which I hadn't even noticed had arrived
>she's been asking for help for a short while now and I haven't head anything at all either
>I know I should help her but it's at this moment I realize I don't even have enough money for a bus ride>don't want to give off the wrong impression by getting the baby carriage on the bus then having the driver close the door then ask me for payment which I don't have
>all the while I've been thinking this I unconcsioucly kept the young mother socially engaged by stammering schizophrenic sentence connectors and guttural sounds while making hesitant air-lifting motions towards the carriage
>Chad, who was also here all along, gives me this condescending belittling smirk like I'm the most retarded autist in the world
>drives off into the sunset
>look back at the bus
>the driver helped the mother get the carriage in
>she thanks me even though I didn't manage to do much and I think "what a nice human being"
>the driver locks eyes with me and shakes his head disapprovingly before shutting the doors and driving off
>find out I actually did have enough money to get on the bus
read more cringeworthy stories
>suddenly from my left comes Chad on his bicycle, on his way to fuck my oneitis no doubt
>Chad: "oh 'sup dude?"
>"good, you?"
>"yeah, umm-"
>I desperately try to find something funny to say to keep the conversation going because for some reason he isn't going away
>midway through whatever dumb shit I'd figured I'd say I spot some kinetic movement from a surprisingly large area of my field of view
>it's a young mother with a baby carriage struggling to take it on the bus which I hadn't even noticed had arrived
>she's been asking for help for a short while now and I haven't head anything at all either
>I know I should help her but it's at this moment I realize I don't even have enough money for a bus ride>don't want to give off the wrong impression by getting the baby carriage on the bus then having the driver close the door then ask me for payment which I don't have
>all the while I've been thinking this I unconcsioucly kept the young mother socially engaged by stammering schizophrenic sentence connectors and guttural sounds while making hesitant air-lifting motions towards the carriage
>Chad, who was also here all along, gives me this condescending belittling smirk like I'm the most retarded autist in the world
>drives off into the sunset
>look back at the bus
>the driver helped the mother get the carriage in
>she thanks me even though I didn't manage to do much and I think "what a nice human being"
>the driver locks eyes with me and shakes his head disapprovingly before shutting the doors and driving off
>find out I actually did have enough money to get on the bus
read more cringeworthy stories
