I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF KILLING MYSELF BUT I THINK THIS IS THE LAST Fucking STRAW
>been saving money for months to get an escort I want
>finally save up the $400
>call and set up an appointment
>have to wait two weeks but I figured it'll be worth it
>after what feels like forever the big day finally comes
>put on my best clothes and go meet her at a hotel
>she's very nice and pleasant, but her photos must have been a tad shopped
>asks me what I want to do for tonight
>i have no idea how to just ask for a rumble tumble>tell her its my first time with an escort and to give me "the first timer experience"
>"Oh, cool! Then we should start by getting something to eat, ok?"
>Cringe internally, practically have no money aside from what I've saved up
>No choice but to agree and we head outside
>Spaghetti is pouring as I explain I came here by bus and don't have a car to take her anywhere
>I end up taking her to an El Pollo Loco down the street
>Feel like topping myself then and there as I buy cheap grilled fast food for a beautiful girl in an elegant black dress with fucking giant pearl jewelry and shit
>We finish the chicken and walk back to the hotel in complete silence
>When we get there I stammer out if she wants to get intimate now
>Her exact words are still seared into my memory
>"Oh... thanks, but I'm not sure I really want to do that."
>Just respond with an "O-ok"
>We watch cable programming on the hotel TV in silence until my time is up
>Feel like jumping in front of the bus at the stop as I make my way back home
This fucking bitch got $400 and some free grilled chicken and mac n' cheese out of me and I got jack shit.
>been saving money for months to get an escort I want
>finally save up the $400
>call and set up an appointment
>have to wait two weeks but I figured it'll be worth it
>after what feels like forever the big day finally comes
>put on my best clothes and go meet her at a hotel
>she's very nice and pleasant, but her photos must have been a tad shopped
>asks me what I want to do for tonight
>i have no idea how to just ask for a rumble tumble>tell her its my first time with an escort and to give me "the first timer experience"
>"Oh, cool! Then we should start by getting something to eat, ok?"
>Cringe internally, practically have no money aside from what I've saved up
>No choice but to agree and we head outside
>Spaghetti is pouring as I explain I came here by bus and don't have a car to take her anywhere
>I end up taking her to an El Pollo Loco down the street
>Feel like topping myself then and there as I buy cheap grilled fast food for a beautiful girl in an elegant black dress with fucking giant pearl jewelry and shit
>We finish the chicken and walk back to the hotel in complete silence
>When we get there I stammer out if she wants to get intimate now
>Her exact words are still seared into my memory
>"Oh... thanks, but I'm not sure I really want to do that."
>Just respond with an "O-ok"
>We watch cable programming on the hotel TV in silence until my time is up
>Feel like jumping in front of the bus at the stop as I make my way back home
This fucking bitch got $400 and some free grilled chicken and mac n' cheese out of me and I got jack shit.
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