>Trump wins the election
>comes out to make his winning speech
>he looks bored
>as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second
>all quiet
>he begins to adjust the mic
>a cough is heard in the audience
>mic is almost touching his lips now
>a smirk slowly but sure appears
>Obama, you're fired
>crowd goes fucking nuts
>Mexicans begin running back to Mexico
>liberals blowing their brains out left and right
>Hillary has a stroke
>McCain sitting in a bar sobbing while getting blown by Karl Rove
>Karl is sobbing while he does so
>Je complaining this wasn't how it was planned
>first lady causes the most boners in US history
>all is right
>comes out to make his winning speech
>he looks bored
>as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second
>all quiet
>he begins to adjust the mic
>a cough is heard in the audience
>mic is almost touching his lips now
>a smirk slowly but sure appears
>Obama, you're fired
>crowd goes fucking nuts
>Mexicans begin running back to Mexico
>liberals blowing their brains out left and right
>Hillary has a stroke
>McCain sitting in a bar sobbing while getting blown by Karl Rove
>Karl is sobbing while he does so
>Je complaining this wasn't how it was planned
>first lady causes the most boners in US history
>all is right
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