>16
>gym class ends
>in locker room
>halfway through changing have to shit
>walk to bathroom which is connected to locker room in my boxers and nothing else
>shit and return to bench where my clothes were
>they are gone
>Instantly enter panic mode
>look around the room, clothes are nowhere in sight, nobody is looking at me, nothing
>open locker lightning fast and grab backpack
>get back to bathroom stall, figure in in this for the long haul
>ten minutes pass and I hear "eh mang get the fuck out the stall I gotta go"
>respond "Get the fuck away from me."
>he does
>remain in this stall for about five hours, until school is over and everyone has left
>call mom, tell her to pull car into parent pickup loop which is directly across a ten foot sidewalk from the locker room
>When she arrives, bolt across and hop in
>my mom drove a convertible and she had the top down
>the curb is like a foot high so you could see down into the car easily
>a group of like 7 girls including the one I was crushing on was walking and they saw everything
>mom is chuckling and asking questions
>MOM DRIVE THE CAR REEEEEEEEEE
>she peels out and I go home and be sad
>girls laugh at me the next day
>get asked about what happened occasionally, just shrug
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>gym class ends
>in locker room
>halfway through changing have to shit
>walk to bathroom which is connected to locker room in my boxers and nothing else
>shit and return to bench where my clothes were
>they are gone
>Instantly enter panic mode
>look around the room, clothes are nowhere in sight, nobody is looking at me, nothing
>open locker lightning fast and grab backpack
>get back to bathroom stall, figure in in this for the long haul
>ten minutes pass and I hear "eh mang get the fuck out the stall I gotta go"
>respond "Get the fuck away from me."
>he does
>remain in this stall for about five hours, until school is over and everyone has left
>call mom, tell her to pull car into parent pickup loop which is directly across a ten foot sidewalk from the locker room
>When she arrives, bolt across and hop in
>my mom drove a convertible and she had the top down
>the curb is like a foot high so you could see down into the car easily
>a group of like 7 girls including the one I was crushing on was walking and they saw everything
>mom is chuckling and asking questions
>MOM DRIVE THE CAR REEEEEEEEEE
>she peels out and I go home and be sad
>girls laugh at me the next day
>get asked about what happened occasionally, just shrug
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