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Parenting, Wife-ing and 30-someth-ing in all the glory of its unbridled honesty, coupled with two dogs, and international immigration and a secret longing to give it all up and become a ghetto club dancer.
2017-09-11 21:54
Model wears: Bag and Shoes- Salvation Army  Store Jeans-  Baptist Church opshop Shirt- st Mays hospice pre loved shop Jacket- $1 Trade me reserve Hair- 4 box dyes that calminated… Read More
Making Baking My Bitch
2017-09-10 10:11
I cannot bake. I dont know how the fuck I missed that chromosome. My mom clearly did not see any potential in me and by the age of 16, everytime I stepped foot in the kitchen our maid demand… Read More
2017-09-01 06:03
I think I may be the worst South African in the free world. Actually, I’m not quite sure which expat South African I am.  I know I am not the bloke at the BBQ bashing good ‘… Read More
Hey There New Potential Girlfriend
2017-08-15 04:07
Hey there new potential girlfriend, Let me stop you right there. I may look funny and nurturing but before we go any further and I disappoint you, please know that I’m a useless friend… Read More
Moving House And Gyrating Jessie
2017-07-26 23:19
So a big dicision has been made and Im not ready to deal with it. Moving house is the bane of my fucking core existance. So much do I hate hauling 20 cubic metres of mac donalds toys and 3 t… Read More
2017-06-08 08:56
Dear trade me This was going to be a love letter, but the more I think about it, this relationship is toxic. like a good Britney Spears song gone techno, Trade me you do not love me like I d… Read More
Pink Floyd Sounds Different Now
2017-05-26 23:07
Sometimes my mom doesn’t know who I am. She knows me but she doesn’t see where I fit in. She tells me stories about myself in the third person, she refers to my dad by his first… Read More
Bye Bye Boo(b)
2017-04-27 08:56
There are two types of toddlers in this world. Those blue eyed freaks that give up breastfeeding naturally and painlessly. And  Casey Galloway, who required 2 liters of holy water, a mu… Read More
10 Years Of Lon And Jess
2017-03-30 06:08
THE STORY OF A DUCK AND A GOOSE 10 years ago I moved to an “estate”  that was really a ghetto  housing complex for single mums and juvie delinquents.  It was the… Read More
2017-03-16 23:01
Being 32 It’s taken me 32 damn years to finally realize that life is for living, family is for loving, health is for preserving and fun is for having. If you are younger than 32, pleas… Read More

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