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Parenting, Wife-ing and 30-someth-ing in all the glory of its unbridled honesty, coupled with two dogs, and international immigration and a secret longing to give it all up and become a ghetto club dancer.
Mama’s A Runner, Bitch.
2018-02-08 23:45
Welcome to my new segment, timed perfectly as we kick into 2018.  I have named this series #mamasarunnerbitch because. I’m a mama. and now a runner. and bitch sounds bad ass.&nbsp&hell…Read More
2017-12-01 05:53
My Dear, kind husband is turning 40 soon.  I want to ensure he is sufficiently spoiled this birthday. It’s the big 40 and he deserves a little something special. My budget as the… Read More
2017-10-18 23:18
I see you there overachieving extramural mom and I want to let you know I’m a judging you too!  that’s right. No longer will  I hide from you for fear of PTA engagement… Read More
Selfie Destruction
2017-10-13 08:40
You guys, can someone please tell me why any person would put a pair of virtual animated pink bunny ears on their 45 year old face for no good reason? Why Susan, why would you do it?  I… Read More
House Mouse
2017-09-25 08:43
Within our house resides a mouse. Not in a cage, not in a box. A free range mouse is scurrying around the skirtings of my abode this very moment, as free as a 42 year old divorcee called Deb… Read More
2017-09-11 21:54
Model wears: Bag and Shoes- Salvation Army  Store Jeans-  Baptist Church opshop Shirt- st Mays hospice pre loved shop Jacket- $1 Trade me reserve Hair- 4 box dyes that calminated… Read More
Making Baking My Bitch
2017-09-10 10:11
I cannot bake. I dont know how the fuck I missed that chromosome. My mom clearly did not see any potential in me and by the age of 16, everytime I stepped foot in the kitchen our maid demand… Read More
2017-09-01 06:03
I think I may be the worst South African in the free world. Actually, I’m not quite sure which expat South African I am.  I know I am not the bloke at the BBQ bashing good ‘… Read More
Hey There New Potential Girlfriend
2017-08-15 04:07
Hey there new potential girlfriend, Let me stop you right there. I may look funny and nurturing but before we go any further and I disappoint you, please know that I’m a useless friend… Read More
Moving House And Gyrating Jessie
2017-07-26 23:19
So a big dicision has been made and Im not ready to deal with it. Moving house is the bane of my fucking core existance. So much do I hate hauling 20 cubic metres of mac donalds toys and 3 t… Read More

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