LAST UPDATED @ 3:15PM (8.5.2018)Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) travels to Moscow tomorrow to trade US military secrets to Russia in exchange for video surveillance of Trump and Russian prostitutes… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 10:48AM  (10.27.2017)Trump credits "big brain," "hugely big hands" for solving America's opioid epidemic.Donald Trump declares victory in opioid crisis.WASHINGTON (The Ni… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 3:56PM (10.16.2017)"We had some very good discussions about how to bigly improve the future relationship between the United States and the great nation of Kentucky. Bigly… Read More

LAST UPDATED @  10:16 (9.28.2017)"This is the last thing Puerto Rico needs," said Governor Ricardo Rosselló in reference to Hurricane Donald, which is expected to make… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 3:51PM (6.30.2017)Trump was going to declare war on North Korea via Twitter when he dropped his phone in the toilet.Mr Trump's phone in the toilet. (Above)WASHINGTON (The… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 12:38PM (5.25.2017)Trump says Putin "hugely excited" about Russian Federation joining NATO in recent conversation.Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.(Photo: Gage Skidmore… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 12:02PM (4.6.2017)A public servant is bringing his daughter to work with him every day and giving her increasingly important tasks, according to his subordinates.The public em… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 12:04PM (4.5.2017)Donald Trump practices insults of Chinese President Xi Jinping ahead of meeting and asserts chopsticks will be banned at all meals during the visit.Trump (le… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:03PM (3.31.2016)Putin insists former National Security Advisor Michael Fynn travel to Russia to claim the newly-created Atomic Medal of Honor prior to talking to Congress an… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 11:26AM (3.18.2017)"The Republican healthcare plan is completely unworkable without the Funeral Savings Accounts. It all comes down without them." - House Speaker Paul Ryan&nb&hell…Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:02PM (3.7.2017)Donald Trump will release evidence President Obama illegally wiretapped Trump Tower once it is found and can be safely extracted from his ass.WASHINGTON (The… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:50PM  (12.4.2016)Trump fails to assemble kitchen cabinet set, quits project after nearly 20 minutes of causing irreparable damage.Kitchen cabinet set President-elect Tr… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:35PM  (11.9.2016)Hillary Clinton blames cursed pantsuits for her loss to Donald Trump.Hillary wears one of the pantsuits to be burned while testifying before Congress o… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 12:45PM (11.3.2016) Donald Trump boasts about polls showing he will get 100% of votes in key Russian cities.Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.(Photo: Gage Skidmore)VOLGO… Read More

 LAST UPDATED @ 3:54AM (10.29.2016)"A lot of people are saying maybe their should be violence, and entire cities should be burned to the ground if I lose," asserted Trump. A losing… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 10:36AM (9.11.2016) Corporate media says ratings clearly show American hatred of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton far more relevant to Americans than starving kids in America… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 12:28PM (8.27.2016) Donald Trump says American small businesses prefer to be robbed and screwed over by fellow Americans.Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.(Photo: Gage S… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 12:29PM (8.11.2016) George W. Bush says it is unfair Donald Trump is challenging him for 'Worst President Ever.'Trump at campaign rally in Arizona in June 2016. (Photo: Gage S… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 9:34AM (8.4.2016)The Islamic State says it will not attack the Rio 2016 Olympics, because it is 'too soft' a target.RIO DE JANEIRO (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the Islamic Stat… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 10:24AM (7.31.2016)Olympic athletes will be offered hazmat suits to protect them from untreated sewage in Rio's Guanabara Bay.Olympic sailing and windsurfing athletes prepare… Read More

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::BREAKING NEWS::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::LAST UPDATED @ 9:27PM (7.28.2016) TNA projects Donald Trump will be the next Presiden… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 7:50PM (7.18.2016)Donald Trump says he will not arrive at 2016 Republican National Convention in blackface, but urges others to do so.​Singer and actor Al Jolson wearing… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 9:19AM (7.11.2016) Prison companies to turn all Kansas public schools into for-profit prisons while Kansans can opt to not educate children at all. TOPEKA, KANSAS (The Ni… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 9:52PM (7.5.2016)"Poppin' Fresh is very White. He's the Whitest guy I know; not that something like that even matters to me," says Trump.Image Credit: GeneralMills via Flickr… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 12:48PM (7.1.2016)President Obama promises the American people there is a '100% bad guy death rate' by American drones.An MQ-9 Reaper, a hunter-killer surveillance drone (UAV)… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 5:22PM (6.27.2016)Benghazi is perfect place for fair and balanced presidential debate, according to Fox News CEO Roger Ailes.WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Fox News an… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 1:47PM (6.22.2016) Donald Trump was worth $79.26 in 2015 when accounting for all of his expenses and outstanding debts.Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.(Photo: Gage Ski… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 7:07PM (6.20.2016)Sarah Palin promises Trump campaign will go through 'Real America' to fire up king-sized voting gangs composed exclusively of Whites in November.Sarah Palin… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 5:16PM (6.16.2016)Most Americans are shocked to learn their country has been at war in Iraq for over 25 years.Location of American war lasting over a quarter of a century. (Ab… Read More

 LAST UPDATED @ 4:20PM (6.12.2016)A number of Americans and media outlets were somehow shocked and unable to believe there was another mass shooting in the United States.The scene of th… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 8:25PM (6.10.2016) Donald Trump is preselling America's nuclear arsenal in anticipation of becoming president and making America great again.Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 8:03PM  (6.7.2016)American corporate media tired of humoring the American people with charade of democracy.Bernie Sanders speaking at an event in Phoenix, Arizona. (… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 5:41PM (6.3.2016) Two Trump University students have an impromptu reunion at bankruptcy court.Trump University has significantly changed the lives of its students.ALBANY, NEW… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 10:30AM (6.1.2016) Corporate media continues to use Trump to keep Americans focused on issues like whether Rosie O'Donnell is a wildebeest.Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.(… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:07PM (5.28.2016) Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell denies existence of Obama Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland. Supreme Court Associate Justice Antonin Scalia died… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 12:07PM (5.24.2016)Conrad Hazzard, the son of a Trump supporter, has been a pompous and disrespectful bastard. Conrad Hazzard has increasingly been a self-centered jerk d… Read More

EgyptAir Flight 804 was downed on 5.19.2016. The world's worst terrorists have been blamed by the corporate media.PHOTO SOURCE: Mehmet Mustafa CelikMEDITERRANEAN SEA (The Nil Admirari) - Des… Read More

Hillary Clinton testifying before House Select Committee on Benghazi. (Above)WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - A Clinton campaign aide confirmed reports Hillary Clinton had asked her for the e… Read More

Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.(Photo: Gage Skidmore)WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump announced the 19th Amendment was… Read More

Not a single American knows what the slogan "Make America Great Again!" means.WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - A TNA study conducted this week found not a single American knew what "Make Amer… Read More

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Democratic presidential frontrunner Hillary Clinton claimed the FBI was preparing to give her an award for a "good job" keeping information con… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 5:46PM (5.10.2016) Trump says Hermann Goering will be one of his Republican Convention delegates from Germany.Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC; Luftwaffe Leader Hermann Goer… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 10:09AM (5.8.2016) A large majority of Americans think watching two highly dangerous psychopaths pretend they care about them will epically suck.  Two extremely dangerous… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 9:21AM (5.5.2016) Donald Trump reminds Americans "the American Dream is dead."Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.(Photo: Gage Skidmore)WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Tod… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 9:37PM (5.3.2015) Ted Cruz's presidential campaign will be hosting a Kool-Aid drinking event to celebrate the end of Cruz's futile efforts. WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) -&nbs&hell…Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 8:46PM (5.2.2016) Banks say debt slaves should not be able to escape their obligations to pay their creditors like corporations can.Indenture contract signed with an X by Henr… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:43PM (4.30.2016)Hillary Clinton is vetting the FBI agents investigating her to make sure they cannot be blackmailed by politically-motivated individuals leveraging sensitive… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 1:55PM (4.28.2016) Donald Trump is considering Cap'n Crunch as his running mate after weeks of Crunch providing him with superior foreign policy advice.Donald Trump's possible… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 8:03PM (4.27.2016) Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina claim they are running mates, but Americans are unaware of what they are running for. Screenshot of U.S. SenatorTed Cruz (left) a… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 8:50PM (4.26.2016) Donald Trump pledges to blame socialists and Democrats when Congress is burned down shortly after he becomes president.The Reichstag was the victim of arson… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 10:52AM (4.24.2016) President Erdoğan jails a 10-year-old boy for being a child, arrests members of the press for asking about it.In 2013, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan was P… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:39PM (4.23.2016)Governor LePage says Maine will stop wasting money on services that prolong lives rather than saving lives  forever. Maine Governor Paul LePage. (Above)… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 3:27PM (4.21.2016) Donald Trump says he will reduce the size and cost of the federal government by firing Congress and the Supreme Court, and seizing their powers.Donald Trump… Read More

 LAST UPDATED @ 8:15PM (4.20.2016)President Obama visits Saudi Arabia to make sure the weapons America sold the kingdom are satisfactory to the brutal regime. A Saudi F-15. (Above) (Pub… Read More

 LAST UPDATED @ 6:15PM (4.20.2016)President Obama visits Saudi Arabia to make sure the weapons America sold the kingdom are satisfactory to the brutal regime. A Saudi F-15. (Above) (Pub… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 10:40AM (4.19.2016)Thousands of New Yorkers arrive at polling place to be told they had already voted for Hillary Clinton.Hillary Clinton testifying before House Select Commit… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:04PM (4.18.2016)Saudi Arabia warns the United States their relationship is at risk if Congress does not stop asking questions about the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Saudi Arabia… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 10:12AM (4.17.2016)Hillary Clinton says she now supports a $27 federal minimum wage, which she hopes will end the candidacy of Bernie Sanders. Hillary Clinton testifying befor… Read More

 LAST UPDATED @ 12:58PM (4.16.2016)An inebriated U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham humbly accepts the Republican presidential nomination. U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R). (Above)(Public Domai… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 4:24PM (4.14.2016) Donald Trump confirms he will play Rebel Alliance President Donald Trump in Star Wars: Episode VIII, and destroy the Skywalker family.Donald Trump speaking… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:03PM (4.12.2016)Hillary Clinton surrogate David Brock says Bernie Sanders is going to the Vatican to be exorcized of demons. David Brock, Hillary Clinton henchman. (Above)WA… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 8:27AM (4.11.2016)Hillary Clinton says her campaign is working closely with the New York State Board of Elections to fix Bernie Sanders' name disappearing from ballot.Hillary… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 11:30AM (4.9.2015) Ted Cruz's psychiatrist says he is a psychopath incapable of feeling emotions, but very capable of destroying the United States.Senator Ted Cruz at 2014 CPA… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 8:18AM (4.7.2016)Mississippi makes Adolf Hitler's autobiography Mein Kampf the state's official book for its heroic portrayal of insatiable hate.Mississippi, in light pink. (A… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 11:13AM (4.6.2016) Trump announces he is selling Wisconsin to Canada after a majority of voters in the state's Republican presidential primary election decided they liked Ted… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:15PM (4.4.2016) Donald Trump announces his relaunch of Trump University aims to teach American women their place for a low tuition of $25,000.New logo for the relaunched Tru… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 11:55AM (4.3.2016)Hillary Clinton says it is better for supporters of Bernie Sanders to embrace the bliss of ignorance, not be aware of her record, and not see what is coming… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 7:20PM (4.2.2016)Bernie Sanders ignores how his push for a single-payer universal healthcare system will destroy a dozen American liberties.Click Above to Read Bernie Sanders'… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 5:05PM (4.1.2016)Hillary Clinton concedes the Democratic presidential nomination to Bernie Sanders.Hillary Clinton testifying before House Select Committee on Benghazi. (Above… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:46PM (3.31.2016)Conservative think tank Word Harder, America says the government paying for public college is bad for the economy.WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Work… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 11:49AM (3.30.2016)American corporate media outlets tell Bernie Sanders he must kill a kraken if he wants more coverage and respect from them. A kraken. (Above) Históri… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:03PM (3.29.2015) Ted Cruz says liberal neighborhoods must be patrolled to prevent them from becoming radicalized.Senator Ted Cruz at 2014 CPAC. Cruz claims to be more anti-l… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 9:37AM  (3.28.2016)Bernie Sanders receives an invoice for $225,000 from Hillary Clinton, who demands the money for her participation in a New York Democratic presidential… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 10:32AM (3.27.2016)Hillary Clinton says Bernie Sanders' campaign won't be rising from the dead like another Jew she can think of on Easter Sunday.Hillary Clinton testifying be… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 4:02PM (3.26.2016) Donald Trump sends naked pictures of himself to Heidi Cruz. Ted Cruz's campaign claims a part of Trump's anatomy in the pictures has been taken from another… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 9:50AM (3.24.2016) Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are convincing a large number of Americans to acquire passports and take extended vacations outside of the United States ra… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 7:18PM (3.22.2016) Republicans demand Cuba rise to Saudi Arabia's human rights record if Cubans want the American embargo on their country to end. Deera Square AKA Chop Chop S… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 11:36AM (3.21.2016)Thomas Basil, a right-wing politics man, says he is okay with being poor and working himself to death, as long as Black and Brown people are more poor than… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 12:03PM (2.21.2016)Thomas Basil, a right-wing politics man, is convinced small government and tax cuts for the wealthy will solve America's decaying infrastructure problem. Th… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 11:52AM (3.19.2016)Donald Trump promises protesters at his presidential campaign rallies will be wrapped in "Trump Safety Flags," which gives them his personal promise of prot… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:41PM (3.18.2016)American corporate media outlets announce Hillary Clinton has won the Democratic presidential nomination, and criticize Bernie Sanders for being "un-American… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:19PM (3.18.2016)American corporate media outlets announce Hillary Clinton has won the Democratic presidential nomination, and criticize Bernie Sanders for being "unAmerican"… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 5:29PM (3.17.2016)A vast majority of Americans would like to personally murder the two-party political system in the United States that routinely pits the Republican Party aga… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 11:28AM (3.16.2016)Hillary Clinton promises to give Bernie Sanders all of his policy positions back once she has won the Democratic presidential nomination.Hillary Clinton tes… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:04PM (2.19.2016)Americans in Alternate Universe 655LT8525RN support Bernadette Sanders over Hillary Clinton, who is unable to use being a woman as a political weapon there.H… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 7:47PM (3.4.2016)A vast majority of Republicans confirm they are not embarrassed by last night's Republican presidential debate hosted by Fox News, which focused primarily on… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 8:28AM (3.14.2016) Donald Trump announces he will give a high-quality, Chinese-made aluminum baseball bat - dubbed a "Freedom Bat" - to every supporter at his rallies to prote… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 1:08PM (3.12.2016)Hillary Clinton recalls President Ronald Reagan and First Lady Nancy Reagan being extremely brave and empathetic on the issue of HIV/AIDS in the 1980s.Presid… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:29PM (3.10.2016)TNA presents a countdown of the five largest lies told by Hillary Clinton during last night's Democratic presidential debate.Hillary Clinton testifying befor… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 1:17PM (3.9.2015)The corporate media decides to add fangs to all images of Bernie Sanders in response to his refusal to accept the narrative Hillary Clinton is the inevitable… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:14PM (3.7.2016)Hillary Clinton says Bernie Sanders not allowing her to interrupt him on multitple occasions while he was speaking during last night's debate is evidence of h… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:08PM (3.6.2016)Hillary Clinton says Bernie Sanders' plan to pay for state college for qualifying American students is unrealistic, because America's youth won't have much ti… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 8:02PM (3.5.2016)Wall Street projects former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic presidential nomination and be the next President of the United States… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 1:02PM (3.3.2016)Mitt Romney spontaneously combusts after calling Donald Trump a "phony" who is an inconsistent Republican on various issues.Mitt Romney at a rally in Paradise… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 7:01PM (3.2.2016) Republican Congress passes legislation to kidnap GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump and exile him to the moon.Donald Trump speaking at 2015 CPAC.(Phot… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 9:07PM  (2.28.2016)Bernie Sanders shocks political experts by continuing his presidential campaign after a crushing South Carolina loss, despite there only being 46 prima… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 11:48AM (2.27.2016) Donald Trump clinches the Ku Klux Klan presidential nomination with a unanimous win in the former Confederate States of America, which is what the KKK beli… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:20PM (2.26.2016)The United States of America proudly proclaims itself to be "the home of the brave," but that bravery has exceptions like unaccompanied, and extremely scary… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 2:47PM (2.24.2016) Republicans demand President Obama, his family, and his staff leave the White House so the residence can be made ready for his successor. The White House. (… Read More

LAST UPDATED @ 6:57PM (2.23.2016)Hillary Clinton asserts she has secured 1 billion superdelegates, and says it does not matter how Americans vote.Hillary Clinton testifying before House Sele… Read More