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Donald Trump promises protesters at his presidential campaign rallies will be wrapped in "Trump Safety Flags," which gives them his personal promise of protection from his supporters.
Donald Trump promises protesters at his presidential campaign rallies will be wrapped in "Trump Safety Flags," which gives them his personal promise of protection from his supporters.
| A "Trump Safety Flag," which Trump protesters will be draped in to place them under the protection of Donald Trump. (Above) |
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential frontrunner and xenophobia-enthusiast Donald Trump announced protesters at his campaign rallies would be wrapped in "Trump Safety Flags" for their protection. The billionaire declared once a protester was shrouded in a Trump Safety Flag he or she received immunity from being harmed by his loose cannon supporters.
"Protesters at my rallies will be wrapped in 'Trump Safety Flags.' These flags give them my personal promise of protection from my enthusiastic supporters, and a guarantee they will be escorted out of my rallies unharmed," explained Trump.
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"Protesters at my rallies will be wrapped in 'Trump Safety Flags.' These flags give them my personal promise of protection from my enthusiastic supporters, and a guarantee they will be escorted out of my rallies unharmed," explained Trump.
