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Ted Cruz's psychiatrist says he is a psychopath incapable of feeling emotions, but very capable of destroying the United States.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the psychiatrist working with Republican presidential candidate U.S. Senator Ted Cruz of Texas announced he was rescinding his mental health clearance for Cruz to run for president. Dr. Hugo Eagle, a psychiatrist based in Houston, explained he thought it would be good for Ted Cruz to be thoroughly rejected by the American people, but he was very concerned there appeared to be a chance the psychopath could actually win the presidency.
"Ted Cruz is incapable of feeling emotions or even mimic them in a convincing manner. He also lacks both charisma and charm, which I thought would doom his presidential run even though Ted is running as a Republican. I was naive, and should have known better," declared Dr. Eagle at a hastily prepared press conference.
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Ted Cruz's psychiatrist says he is a psychopath incapable of feeling emotions, but very capable of destroying the United States.
| Senator Ted Cruz at 2014 CPAC. (Photo: Gage Skidmore) |
"Ted Cruz is incapable of feeling emotions or even mimic them in a convincing manner. He also lacks both charisma and charm, which I thought would doom his presidential run even though Ted is running as a Republican. I was naive, and should have known better," declared Dr. Eagle at a hastily prepared press conference.
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