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Trump credits "big brain," "hugely big hands" for solving America's opioid epidemic.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, Donald Trump declared victory over the opioid crisis in America. Mr. Trump asserted his triumph during a press conference that conspicuously lacked evidence.
"The opioid epidemic is over. My very big brain and my hugely big hands fixed it," Trump told members of the press assembled on the White House lawn.
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Trump credits "big brain," "hugely big hands" for solving America's opioid epidemic.
| Donald Trump Declares Victory in opioid crisis. |
"The opioid epidemic is over. My very big brain and my hugely big hands fixed it," Trump told members of the press assembled on the White House lawn.
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