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A vast majority of Americans would like to personally murder the two-party political system in the United States that routinely pits the Republican Party against the Democratic Party.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the results of a TNA study on the two-party political system in the United States of America were released. The study discovered approximately 88% of Americans favored personally murdering the two-party system in the United States, though there was significant disagreement about where to commit the murder and what weapon to utilize.
"88% of Americans are tired of the two-party political system in the United States, and would love to murder it. Both parties are viewed as ineffectual and untrustworthy, and the prevailing opinion is that two political parties cannot possibly serve the massive spectrum of political beliefs held by over 300 million Americans," reported Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider
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A vast majority of Americans would like to personally murder the two-party political system in the United States that routinely pits the Republican Party against the Democratic Party.
Americans are homicidally tired of "Team Red" and "Team Blue." (Public Domain Image) |
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the results of a TNA study on the two-party political system in the United States of America were released. The study discovered approximately 88% of Americans favored personally murdering the two-party system in the United States, though there was significant disagreement about where to commit the murder and what weapon to utilize.
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"88% of Americans are tired of the two-party political system in the United States, and would love to murder it. Both parties are viewed as ineffectual and untrustworthy, and the prevailing opinion is that two political parties cannot possibly serve the massive spectrum of political beliefs held by over 300 million Americans," reported Senior TNA Researcher Dick Schneider
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