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Hillary Clinton blames cursed pantsuits for her loss to Donald Trump.
WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, failed Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton announced she intended to burn all of the pantsuits she wore during her second failed run for the presidency. Secretary Clinton asserted her loss to Donald Trump was largely due to the the pantsuits she wore being cursed.
"I am convinced Donald Trump beat me on Election Day because the pantsuits I wore throughout the campaign were haunted sentient beings that doomed me to fail," explained Secretary Clinton.
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Hillary Clinton blames cursed pantsuits for her loss to Donald Trump.
Hillary wears one of the Pantsuits to be burned while testifying before Congress on 10.22.2015. |
"I am convinced Donald Trump beat me on Election Day because the pantsuits I wore throughout the campaign were haunted sentient beings that doomed me to fail," explained Secretary Clinton.
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