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I saw this meme on Instagram that showed Amber Rose in this little bikini and the caption said: "If Wiz and Kanye left this it's proof you ladies need more than a body to keep a man." Women have this idea that pussy is some sort of prize that men should put in work to get. The one part of this equation being left out is after the man puts in all that work, what if the pussy is wack? There are a lot of delusional women walking the face of the Earth thinking they have God's gift to men between their legs, but in reality they are carrying around Blair Witch pussy.

So what is Blair Witch pussy? You ever sit through the Blair Witch Project and at the end the dumb motherfucker is facing the wall and the movie ends? And you think to yourself "I sat through this movie for this shit?" Blair Witch pussy is when a man puts in countless time of opening doors, pretending to listen to stuff he could care less about, paying for dinners, watching stupid movies like 50 Shades of Gray, and whatever else requires to get a woman, and then when he does finds out the sex is mediocre.

Women think that men are dogs, they just hit it and quit it, and they are only out for only one thing. But women never factor in the disappointment factor associated with being on your best behavior for some bullshit. Waiting for wack pussy is the build up to Christmas day. You are counting down the days and you cannot wait. Your heart is racing, you are constantly looking at the calender and the clock asking "is it time yet?" And then finally Christmas Eve comes. You think to yourself "this is about to happen!" You lay down but you're too excited. You lay awake in bed thinking about all the great things you're going to do when you open your presents and eventually doze off in the middle of the night. Your alarm awakens you at 6 am and you run to the Christmas tree. You grab a present with your name on it and rip the packing off. You open the box and peer in and....................what the fuck is this bullshit!????A damn sweater????????

That feeling of getting a sweater on Christmas when you know you was going to get some good stuff is what its like to wait for some wack pussy. I'm sure some women are going to read this and lie to themselves and say they don't have anything to worry about. But how do you know you for sure? There's a saying for people who are 7' tall. If you are 7' and can walk and chew bubblegum you will make it to the NBA. I've said this so many times before, if pussy is all you have to offer you are going to have a disappointing and lonely life. So doesn't it make sense to have some sort of skill just in case you got some mediocre between your legs? Get a personality, learn how to cook, learn some magic tricks, do something. Because every man that doesn't call you back, isn't a dog. They just mad you made them wait out for that.



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