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Slap A Customer And Walk Off: How To Quit Your Retail Job Like A Boss!

… in under a year, I might add.

Oh!  You thought I liked breaking day reading and writing?  And when I say “breaking day” I mean staying up through the night.  I’m reading experts in the field, studying advanced blogging techniques, analyzing site data, composing emails, anxiously wondering if my posts are good enough.

When you are ready to Quit your Retail Job, should you decide to use my technique, this won’t be your story.  And lucky you because I wasn’t finished.  I be up through the night learning SEO, design techniques, photo editing – For goodness sake, of the 19 college credits my dumb ass has, none of them are art or computer based and if that isn’t enough, I wasn’t born during the age of technology.  I was one of the only people in high school with a cell phone – and it was huge!!!  Meaning, no Instagram, Facebook, or YouTube existed. 

All of this so one day I can quit my Retail job like a boss and you will have the framework to quit your retail job like a boss.

How To Quit Your Retail Job Like A Boss

I know you’ve heard of a friend of a friend of a friend, or maybe you know someone directly that was begging you to be on their team or join some kind of opportunity and you neglected to and now they are balling out of control?  If you had’ve taken them up on their offer, you would have been able to quit your retail job a while ago.

I’m going to let you know Every Bitch Should Have A Blog has a shitload of potential.  I look at it as if it were my personal little gold mine and I am just acquiring tools to start digging or excavating.  I have a clear method of how I am going to slap the shit out of a customer (and I really didn’t mean to curse, but I get really excited when I think about it) and walk off the sales floor.  This is why this site exists.  There are much greater forces at work than being entertaining and resourceful, I am trying to make enough moeny to support myself and whoever else I want and retain lawyers, accountants and house laborers.

This site exists so one day, I can quit my job in whatever manner I like and not have to worry about finances ever again.  I want my finances to be so popping that I could slap a customer and, like I said, retain the best lawyer ever if that is what I wanted to do.*

Picture this:

A customer walks through the door acting like she is on Love and Hip Hop.  She has on a head scarf, her lips are screwed up and when you put on your brightest smile and say, “Hello,” she looks at you like you stupid and turns away to look at product.  After speaking to another customer, all of a sudden you hear someone blurt out, “Can I get these in a 7!?!”  When you turn to the direction of the voice, it is her and she isn’t even looking at anyone.  She is on the phone, still rummaging through merchandise.

Gosh … I have *like* 30 more customer archetypes exhibiting some of the most disgusting and unacceptable behaviors we have to deal with in the service industry.  The customer who knows your job and the product better than you, the customer who acts like he/she didn’t see their child break that piece off the display, the customer who can’t understand a sale, the customer who tries to use policy and procedure to their advantage, should I keep going?

I tell people all of the time, “When you are good at working in retail, people would never know you are just making it look easy, when in fact the retail customer service industry is considered one of the worst ones out there.”  The reality of the situation is, I am stuck in retail, or I was, at least – well, I am still in retail, but now that I have this blog a whole world of opportunity has opened up.

Every Bitch Should Have A Blog

When I think about

  1. The potential of blogging
  2. There is a void in blogging and a lot of the niches the blogging industry doesn’t have are from people who don’t know they actually have something to say.

If you are a female, you should definitely have a blog.  I list all of the reasons in my very first post on this site a year ago before this was even a site of it’s own.  Read 10 Reasons Why Every Bitch Should Have A Blog and then come back so I can wrap this up.

Now That You Know Why Every Bitch Should Have A Blog

… I can go on to tell you my vision. 

Currently, I only have a few systems in place that will show people how to generate money.  You can learn about them in these posts:

  • If You Are Not Using Swagbucks You Are Dumb
  • Netspend And Their Simple Yet Overlooked Referral Program
  • Digit Money Saving App

These are no cost and no obligation programs that I use to earn commissions from either referrals or actions taken on the site.  These programs will not get you rich, but they are a perfect for learning what it takes to be an internet marketer or at the very least how to supplement your income or daily expenditures.  Every Bitch Should Have A Blog is positioned to teach you how to use them.

Once I see that my audience is building through measurable metrics, like how many people are subscribing to my email list, how many people are subscribing to my blog’s RSS feed, and how many people are attempting to take advantage of these programs, then I will start pulling together the step-by-step way of becoming someone who uses the internet to make money.

Once everyone is working these programs, efficiently (which means not just sharing it with your social networks) but having a blog, reaching a target audience, learning SEO techniques, then we can move on to the more advanced systems.  I don’t even know what they are going to be either.  At that point, we will surely be growing together.  For that reason, if you look on my home page, you will see under services a heading titled “Networking” – well, one day something really special is going to be there and it will be filled with all kinds of people who have finally found success online and we will be like a family because it is a profitable relationship.

Honestly, if you are not making money online or trying to, I think you are crazy.  You may have been scammed, you may have tried and failed miserable, or you are convinced it is too good to be true.  Five years ago when I first started out on the journey to learning how to make money online, I had no idea I was going to encounter the experiences I’ve encountered, nor did I think I was going to lose the money I did.  It never stopped me because I know there is a way.  I see people doing it all of the time.  I see the advertisements, I watch the videos that say they are going to make me rich if I follow 4 simple steps, and I know someone out there is making money and I was just determined to figure it out.

This is the site where I get to share all I have learned.  I get to help people every step of the way in their journey of making money online and I get to build relationships which unlike other internet marketers I have a shit load of time to do.  I can’t see being rich and successful without the people who got me there being on there way as well.  I am a firm believer and you can ask my friends, “It ain’t no fun if your homies can’t have none.”

If I grow this blog and you follow me and find the courage to start a blog as well, a year from now or maybe even less or maybe even more, it depends on you and how fast you want to quit your retail job and have life changing income in the bank and growing exponentially our dreams have a great chance of coming true.  Hit Me Up!!! 

If you want to read more about me, check the About Page!!!

Thanks for reading.  Please like, share and let me know what you think about the direction I am going in.

*For the record, I do want to slap a customer, just to make an example out of one, but I would never come out of character on the sales floor and risk going to jail.  Now, verbal abuse?  That’s another story.

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