2018-02-26 00:49
Moon Zuppa is waving a piece of memo from deep within Trump's desk that reveals his plans to kill the month of February stating, 'everyone knows niggers don't have a history because they're… Read More
Blog Directory > Arts & Entertainment Blogs > Humor Blogs > Moon Zuppa humor Blog >
2018-02-26 00:43
In the wake of the school shooting in Florida and on the back of other shootings in 'Murica, Canadians do what they do best: Bashing Americans."Canada isn't arrogant. We have universal healt… Read More
2017-08-16 03:38
Disassociated Press -Latonio Jamal-Wilkins IV is a ferocious running back with more cuts than a stoned chef in a restaurant kitchen. And he's out of a job."Man, it sucks" he explained to a g… Read More
2017-07-06 00:52
CNN has just learned Donald Trump once said over 20 years ago that he enjoyed 'making love to Russians of all stripes and raping Americans to death'.More on Wolf Blitzer Read More
2017-07-06 00:48
According to multiple sources of various reliability, CNN has learned Donald Trump does in fact wear diapers.More later Read More
2017-07-05 18:51
A white man - did we mention he was white and privileged? - entered a McDonald wearing a 'Trump makes my dick hard' t-shirt screaming 'Where's my KKK burger, nigger!' while waving what appea… Read More
2016-10-28 20:29
The pant shitting around the English language by the PQ and its xenophobic and fan base continues. In an effort to make sure he's not soft on having a bad ass stance against Englis new leade… Read More
2016-05-09 02:08
Disassociated Press - In a dark, damp dungeon deep under the Bloomberg building, former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg (aka Mother Hen, Nanny Mikey) fresh off being laughed at for his fail… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Disassociated Press -Somewhere in Somalia.Moon Zuppa was deep in Somali pirate territory and gained intimate information and knowledge regarding the pain suffered through American cultural i… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Disassociated Press -Emboldened by the failure of her healthy choice initiatives in high school cafeteria, First Lady Michelle Obama is currently educating people of the benefits of water. "… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Disassociated Press -Moon Zuppa has learned Amnesty is taking Occupy Wall Street to court for illegally occupying Wall Street."It's not right. We see it as a human rights issue. Th… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Disassociated Press"Since America has become a total fucking joke at this point under a man many morons regarded as a fucking intellectual, why not change the name of the Transportation… Read More
2015-02-15 04:16
"This is nuts. I mean, I know this country is radically crazy about its guns but to carve out state boundaries that resemble guns is just inappropriate - and wrong. This is why we're calling… Read More
2014-11-10 13:54
"When I die I expect to be treated equally" asserts Jeroy La Simontisha in front of Crappy's Crematorium Bonanza. Mr. La whatever is concerned black people and other minorities are being dis… Read More
2010-09-01 03:15
The announcement has led Home Depot, Lowe's, Reno, Ro-Na and Home Hardware to band together under the banner, "Box Cutters don't commit crimes, but they hurt when they cut you." Read More
2010-07-13 17:04
Disassociated Press Bloomington - The world's greatest labrynth moused history has died. Cousin Ritzputtle (seen right), semi-retarded and always hungry for cheese, was killed when the hamst… Read More
2010-03-19 23:31
Disassociated Press - President Obama has just announced a military take over of all insurance company operations across the land. "I've had it with these cocksuckers. Even though our b… Read More
2010-02-03 19:23
"I think I'm getting the hang of this "president" thing," was how he put it. "It's tough though," he said while chuckling, "I keep looking for my chalk when I'm up there speaking; especially… Read More
2010-02-03 19:13
Moon Zuppa received this disturbing 911 call. Please. If you're children are still fucking swear virgins, tuck them away.911: Yell-o! Caller: I think someone is trying to break into my house… Read More
2010-01-22 18:09
Disassociated Press- On the heels of George Clooney hosting a star-studded telethon to raise funds to help Haiti, porn stars have bonded together to do their part. "We're sucking cocks… Read More
2010-01-15 13:13
"Gilbert Arenas is a poser." So was the first sentence uttered by Mack "Little' du Vent in an exclusive interview with Moon Zuppa one day after his infamous shooting spree that left three sq… Read More
2009-08-09 03:00
Disassociated Press -It started out like any other pathetic day for Joe Harky. The little dicken got up, scratched his balls, brushed his tooth, ate what was left in the fridge, got dressed… Read More
2009-05-29 04:09
Disassociated Press -"I always knew that kid was juiced" one parent shouted as police escorted a spelling bee icon into the courthouse following a massive, but tastefully executed, steroid r… Read More
2009-02-11 01:42
See this guy? He spent years building your trust telling you to "save your money." Yeah well,turns out he's been hoarding your savings and loansharking it out. Just when you were beginning t… Read More
2009-02-07 20:36
Seriously, what is wrong with you? Stay a while. Read some fucking posts. Open your mind. If you stick around Moon Zuppa will give you the 72 Names of God that will leave you (and only you)… Read More
2009-02-07 17:00
Disassociated Press -Virginia - In a crowded smoke-infested room stands Simon LeLemonnet. A person walks up to him, "Cigarette?" "I don't smoke that shit," he replies. In a world of contradi… Read More
2009-01-03 01:17
Disassociated Press -Moon Zuppa thinks Stephon Marbury is a worldly individual. A successful, cocky businessman and athlete, the world's greatest shyster has big plans and the truth about hi… Read More
2009-01-03 00:58
Disassociated Press -Somewhere in rural Northern Ontario where the snow refuses to cooperate with the sun -Hi. Moon Zuppa is reporting (and we use the term loosely) the government is prepari… Read More
2008-11-08 03:31
Disassociated Press - Free of editing since 2008.I come back from a two-month tea party in Nunavut with Rex Murphy and next thing I know Obama iz Prez.And boy was it a mean tea party. Flavor… Read More
2008-06-06 20:04
Moon Zuppa Opinion Page:By BeakerToday. Earlier. I was driving in traffic. There were cars in front of me in the lane. They were all driving slowly in rush hour. "Drive faster assholes!" I y… Read More
2008-04-20 18:37
Goiters -This just in! On the heels of a wonderfully paritized NHL season, the big taco's who run the league have decided to make it even more egalitarian."If this keeps up we'll end up wit… Read More
2008-03-07 22:27
Goiters -Report prepared by Herbie McKracker. Herbie is in the 6th grade.It has been suggested in a recent study made by...um, their name escapes me. Doesn't matter. What is notable is that… Read More
2008-02-28 01:59
Goiters -Borat was named Kazakstanian of the year for the third straight year.It was a tearful Borat who took the stage in the town square where tens of people gathered."I want to thank all… Read More
Subscribe to Moon Zuppa
Get updates delivered right to your inbox!