A white man - did we mention he was white and privileged? - entered a McDonald wearing a 'Trump makes my dick hard' t-shirt screaming 'Where's my KKK Burger, nigger!' while waving what appears to be an assault pistol in the colours of the Russian flag.

'I was shocked' said Malea Hamburgur who took the man's order. 'Not about being called a nigger but that he didn't address me in the proper pronoun because I identify as transgender.'

An eyewitness claimed the man also demanded, 'Hey faggot. Yeah you. Bring me an apple pie.' 'It was quite traumatic' explained Kimmy LeVos. She added, 'Apple pie at this time of day? Who does that but extreme libertarians?'

Details are sketchy and we can't be sure so we don't want anyone jumping to conclusions but the man's name is Kerry Hazelwood III and he's likely from any number of states not Democrat and definitely not from Massachusetts or California because those states are educated and loved Obama.

One thing is for sure, is there no end to the evil's of Trump's Amerikkka?