Disassociated Press
"Since America has become a total fucking joke at this point under a man many morons regarded as a fucking intellectual, why not change the name of the Transportation Secuirty Authority? It's fun. We're out of control as a society and scared witless. So we figured changing the name to Tits 'N Ass would, you know, lighten things up."
So spoketh Janet Napolitano and her TSA pal John Pistole followed by a high-five.
***
Reports have been coming in about the ordeal of J. Motherrose who stood naked before several TSA thugs as they foamed at the mouth. "Be careful, Petie. Be....careful. She may bite!" Laughter ensued. Other TSA douches spoke into their walkie-talkies looking suspiciously at a five year-old boy.
"As I stood...naked. They asked me. Do you have anything else to show us?"
"I said, no and that's when they cuffed me for challenging their authority."
"Since America has become a total fucking joke at this point under a man many morons regarded as a fucking intellectual, why not change the name of the Transportation Secuirty Authority? It's fun. We're out of control as a society and scared witless. So we figured changing the name to Tits 'N Ass would, you know, lighten things up."
So spoketh Janet Napolitano and her TSA pal John Pistole followed by a high-five.
***
Reports have been coming in about the ordeal of J. Motherrose who stood naked before several TSA thugs as they foamed at the mouth. "Be careful, Petie. Be....careful. She may bite!" Laughter ensued. Other TSA douches spoke into their walkie-talkies looking suspiciously at a five year-old boy.
"As I stood...naked. They asked me. Do you have anything else to show us?"
"I said, no and that's when they cuffed me for challenging their authority."
