Since I'm going on the assumption my audience has depleted, I feel that it's fine to write this.True, I'm never going to be feeling excellent at 5am. On my second allnighter of the week only… Read More
How low can you go?Well apparently its a bloody bottomless pit.I'm not sure if its because I'm simply home sick, miss friends that I've known longer than several months or am basically worki… Read More
Definitely got work again tomorrow, probably need to be up early to be shower and get some stuff beforehand but can i sleep? can i fuck.Had one of those dreams where it seems so realistic yo… Read More
Yeah, I'm not her and am unlikely to ever be anything similar.If you've got something to tell me, don't wait for me to guess it, bloody say something! Do I look like an elderly gypsy woman w… Read More
Oi you. Stop reading.Genuinely. That annoyed the bloody twitch in my eye's back. At least I finally know the cause of the sodding thing.I woke up early on thursday for you when its the one d… Read More
I didn't set out to make this all really whingey but frankly, its my place to write shit down and if I'm happy I'm usually drunk or too chirpy to bother with this.Hence the title ;)Definitel… Read More
Its at night when I think too much. When it all gets overpowering because I can't sleep. I'll do anything for you, I always will. Coldplay, The ScientistI am going to kill this bastard… Read More
Darling M, why fore art thou piss off to new zealand? I know its prettier than here, you get a bit more sun and you live two seconds away from the beach.. but still. It isn't the same withou… Read More
Sunburn is making me so itchy. I'd hate to be a dog with fleas. Aftersun forevs though innit bbz. Literally burnt the crap out of my neck, and the worst thing was, I was actually wearing sun… Read More
All I'm missing is the huge knickers and the real job. Blatently a happy chappy. The whole living next to a Jeremy Kyle-worthy couple and wanting to cry over a photography project which… Read More
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