Samantha Fox After six glorious years, your dear, old Auntie Fashion will be relocating to this web address. Visit soon and visit often! Read More
James Franco Happy birthday, James Franco. You were okay in “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” but without Motaba monkeys run amok, how good could a movie like that re… Read More
Conan O’Brien Happy birthday, Conan O’Brien. Why does this photo seem so familiar to me? You’re usually dressed like Al Pacino in “Crusing” in… Read More
Constance Jablonski Happy birthday, Constance Jablonski. I just read your bio and was reminded once again that you’re French. With a last name like “Jablonski,&rdqu&hellip…Read More
Martin Lawrence Happy birthday, Martin Lawrence. They say a picture is worth a thousand pounds . . . I mean words . . . a thousand words . Read More
Emma Thompson & Lupita Nyong’o Happy birthday, Emma Thompson. I sometimes wonder if I’d spend less time bashing Aries natives if more of them were like you.  &helli…Read More
Georgina Chapman Happy birthday, Georgina Chapman. From what I’ve read, I understand that you’ve led a rather charmed life. I guess it’s only fair because ther… Read More
Kelli Giddish Happy birthday, Kelli Giddish. I enjoy seeing you on “Law and Order: SVU” and I’m looking forward to your upcoming love scenes with Ice-T . Read More
J. Alexander Happy birthday, Miss J. Alexander. I was going to buy your self-help book for my friend Rusty, but he already claims that he has nothing left to learn since he… Read More
Louise Lasser Happy birthday, Louise Lasser. A grueling schedule? A drug bust? I just want to know how you survived that hairstyle . Read More
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