today the subway smells oddly like someone cleaned something in it, and also like someone really, really vomited Read More
would it be inappropriate, when i get to the bottom of the steps at the exit of the F train, to cry and scream, "I DON'T WANT ANY EXERCISE RIGHT NOW!!!!!"i feel "at risk" by the number of ti… Read More
Exhibit a) when it rains, this is what the MTA does to you:Total time traveled: 40 minutesDistance traveled: 1.5 milesNumber of vehicles you tried to take: 1Number of vehicles the MTA gave y… Read More
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