Exhibit a) when it rains, this is what the MTA does to you:

• Total time traveled: 40 minutes
• Distance traveled: 1.5 miles
• Number of vehicles you tried to take: 1
• Number of vehicles the MTA gave you weird blue slips and told you to get on: 3
• Number of weird death marches through gross alleys before the MTA tells you where the death march goes to: 1
• Where you were trying to go: JUST THE GYM