2016-11-08 02:33
This weekend I read this excerpt from Patton Oswalt about death and the shit we are supposed to believe after someone passes away unexpected. **as if you really plan on anyone dying on you.*… Read More
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2016-11-08 02:33
This weekend I read this excerpt from Patton Oswalt about death and the shit we are supposed to believe after someone passes away unexpected. **as if you really plan on anyone dying on you.*… Read More
2016-11-08 02:33
This weekend I read this excerpt from Patton Oswalt about death and the shit we are supposed to believe after someone passes away unexpected. **as if you really plan on anyone dying on you.*… Read More
2016-11-08 02:33
This weekend I read this excerpt from Patton Oswalt about death and the shit we are supposed to believe after someone passes away unexpected. **as if you really plan on anyone dying on you.*… Read More
2016-11-05 05:39
"For the love of God can you people put your dogs in your homes at night!" - signed by a neighbor on our neighborhood chat
Two cops shot while responding to burglary call
… Read More
2016-11-04 03:38
Note to self: Quit volunteering to do and produce stuff for free when you
a) don't have time
b) don't feel it
c) need to sleep more than 5 hours a night
d) look 50 because of lack of sleep
e… Read More
2016-07-29 06:12
This tweet made me blow my drink onto the screen tonight.
granted, I know it's old, but damn, I'm not ready to end my shit just yet.
I haven't organized my spice cabinet to par just y… Read More
2016-07-06 15:48
Man, just how old is that header up there?
5 years old? Maybe?
Man, just how old is this site?
11 years? like any day now....
Man, how old am I?
Never mind on answering that stupid question… Read More
2016-06-09 05:55
I gotta say, it is never a good sign when you try to login into your account to your blog, you have to input 7 passwords and then have to reset the damn thing because, dude, what is thi… Read More
2016-04-13 02:40
Someone asked me today about the tattoo on my left wrist.
I so happened to be working in a school office today instead of hiding underneath my covers hiding from the ultimate D-day of all da… Read More
2016-03-24 01:10
It seems I'm really an obsessive person. With a truly lazy component added to the mix.
Mainly because, naps are KING! and I haven't taken my Thyroid meds for months now because my pharmacy i… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
The basket? merely a suggestion. AND don't even get me started with pants turned inside out, socks in an inside-out ball and unders still in their pantaloons. Never-mind the paint cans BY th… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Yet. Just quiet. This site is up but not anywhere near complete. Man, nine-years ago when setting up a site, you didn't have to worry about Facebook, Twitter, Instagram etc. hook ups. Still… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I want to go back in time to when I was 22 and all I had to worry about was being able to afford cable, my late night drunken tator tots and being a bridesmaid for like, eternity. Remember h… Read More
2016-03-11 04:38
Post started February 4th but never finished:
I wouldn't suggest.......
debating the evidence from "Making a Murderer" with the dude selling me my stash at a l… Read More
2016-01-26 07:09
I was asked to write a post/commentary on parents volunteering without being Helicopter Parents in Middle School.
You know how hard it is for me to write for a particular subject? I am a tot… Read More
2016-01-07 06:16
I've been watching a slew of peeps who are committing to writing daily. We all know since I have the force of many secret agents in my midst of smoke and mirrors as well as my inability… Read More
2015-12-14 07:00
Think of the most gut-clenching and offensive sandwiches one could maybe try to consume or stomach, say, liverwurst? pimento and cheese? Headcheese?
We've been offered every delicacy as of… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I took on a long-termish sub position with one of the girl's school until Christmas. I guess I was high when I said yes because, LORT! I am beyond over-taxed.
The plus? I haven't cooke… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
May the recorder die a bitter death. Not the old-school voice tape recorder (in which I pretended I was interviewing Rick Springfield for days and hours on end while playing his records in b… Read More
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