2016-03-19 18:53
Today, I joined the library. It's all part of my credit crunching debt repayment move out of home travel the world plan. I'm kinda slowly coming round to the idea that relying on a £92… Read More
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This is the story of an easily distracted girl with high hopes and good intentions.
2016-03-19 18:53
So my life is a bit of a fuck up at the moment. I have a mountain of debt, a scummy telemarketing job, and a 2:1. The 2:1 is good, obviously, but what's the point in having it at the moment… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
It's a bit scary to have literally fuck all to do with the rest of my life. I need to get a job. Urgently. Fly to la US of A in like 5 weeks and I couldn't even pay for 1 night in a hostel a… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I got a taxi down to the vet because I wanted to see my cat one last time before they put him down. I hadn't been expecting to have to do that and I was trying not to cry in the taxi but not… Read More
2006-05-04 20:32
One of my favourite things to do is lie in bed curled under the blankets and listen to the rain. I'm warm and comfortable but outside it's hellish. There's a thunder storm right now. The rai… Read More
2006-05-03 11:06
Can't breathe can't breathe can't breathe exam in 2 hours can't breathe can't breathe. Oh fuck. I'm really so badly deeply in the shit with this one. Whhhhhy do I do it every time? It's not… Read More
2006-04-30 19:28
If a secret is told to me first hand by a friend, usually (usually) I can keep it. I've never told anyone about R's boyfriend cheating on her and her forgiving him, or M being on antidepress… Read More
2006-04-29 00:01
I thought I'd be nice and so took la dog on a long adventure walk in the woods. After a brief but stern lecture on the things he was not allowed to do (get dirty, wet, or run away) I let him… Read More
2006-04-24 22:54
I'm not going to write about what I was going to write about today because today, my cat died. It was the kindest thing to do, the vet said, and I'm sure it was but that thought hasn't stopp… Read More
2006-04-20 21:30
People keep staring at me. Seriously, I think I understand partly how people with proper disfigurements must feel. Yesterday my lip was even fatter than it was the first day. It just grew ov… Read More
2006-04-18 18:19
I'm looking so sexy at the moment. Soooo pretty.I've lost 16lbs now so feeling pretty good. Things were going well. Something had to fuck it up, didn't it? So I smashed my face off the bathr… Read More
2006-04-09 22:14
1. Graduate2. Go to America3. Come home4. Move to London Read More
2006-04-08 00:00
So anyway, I lost a stone. That's a good thing, obviously. I'm slightly happy, but I'm not really happy. What would make me really happy would be never having had a stone to lose in the firs… Read More
2006-04-07 00:19
I always knew it probably wasn't my best idea, but I could see the benefits. The money. The calories burnt. And then there was the money. But the two days I spent delivering leaflets now has… Read More
2006-04-04 00:47
Part of the reason I love travelling is the spontaneity of it. I love waking up in the morning and deciding to get on the next bus to anywhere. I love waking up hungover and stumbling down t… Read More
2006-03-26 23:57
I have been thinking some more about this trip to the States. I probably should have done the thinking prior to booking my flights but I usually find that my impulsive decisions work out to… Read More
2006-03-21 00:51
An itinerary I just made up:Glasgow - Chicago (American Airlines)day trip to Memphis, Tennessee (I know it's a million miles away, so in reality it'll be a day-and-two-night trip)Chicago - T… Read More
2006-03-15 11:23
In the spirit of my new improved more active life, I bought a trampoline. A small, aerobic trampoline. The following instructions are a sample of what the manufacturer's believed to be vital… Read More
2006-03-09 23:22
Excuse the Britney quote in the title. As much as I adore Britney, that wasn't one of her best songs (clearly that was "You're toxic I'm slippin' under... *shout it out* With the taste of th… Read More
2006-03-06 16:33
Last night, after 1 and a third bottles of wine (740 calories. Shite), enthusiastic agreement to the question 'Does everyone want doubles?', lots of dancing, laughing, singing, and jumping (… Read More
2006-03-05 16:47
Driving in your carOh, please don’t drop me homeBecause it’s not my home, it’s theirHome, and I’m welcome no more- The Smiths, There is a Light That Never Goes Out Read More
2006-03-03 16:54
I wish I was a celebrity so I could demand that shops were closed to the public while I browsed. Particularly Primark, because that's always full of people who walk too slowly and take up wh… Read More
2006-03-01 17:27
I didn't lose any weight this week. Not impressed. How does this work? I thought I finally got this weight loss thing, but evidently not. Last week I went 1852 calories over my allowance and… Read More
2006-02-25 20:06
My voice is hoarse, my arms are covered in small cigarette burn blisters, my feet are bruised, my top is still soaked with sweat, and my boots are ruined. Generally those are signs of a good… Read More
2006-02-22 15:58
I lost 4lbs this week. I don't think I've ever tried to lose weight and actually done it. Or at least I haven't known about it, because I never weigh myself. So I'm very proud of myself. See… Read More
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