Tasty, but not so vastly different than regular, as much as I could tell, seven-year-old recollections being what they are. I swear to god, I only had two. That would have been fine, except… Read More
Somehow I missed last month’s 10 year anniversary of the end of my 3-year exile to Antarctica and the 2 years of recovering from frostbite. I may have been distracted by… Read More
Meet Justin, a 2014 cabernet I ran into on a brief holiday. Way better than my usual go-to wines (notice the lack of a screw off cap) Read More
And those are from the fans Read More
It’s been a long couple of months. Long story short, I can’t compete with the tragicomic shitshow that is the presidency of popular vote loser Weiner von Shitstain. So, I O… Read More
At the time. What to do when you’re alone in a strange town on Xmas eve eve. Dive bar? Check. Barfly who is totally not a hooker? Check? The usual charm? Check. One last round and then… Read More
Rogue One is fine. The continuity and shoutouts (Captain Antilles, anyone?) reach gratuitous levels, but still not as bad as Sith. Thankfully, no mention of Yoda. I saw a little bit of… Read More
A brief moment of synchronicity, early in this shitshow of a year. #FuckYou2016 anyway Read More
Me at the beginning of 2016; me about 5 hours ago, wishing 2016 would GTF off my planet already. pic.twitter.com/BsXMiJzBMo — Messenger Puppet (@messengerpuppet) December 13, 2016 I re… Read More
except with more passive aggression and veiled threats. Q: How was your day, dear? Read More
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