2018-08-29 23:54
The recent deaths of two notable Americans has the Savant thinking about their legacies in these divisive times and the sharp contrast of their lives with that of the current resident at 160… Read More
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2018-07-17 04:32
Now that Trump has delivered this pitch:
“Who’s to blame? We can’t say which is which.”
There is no disputin’
The summit with Putin
Has proven he’s Vl… Read More
2018-03-22 17:07
When you challenged the Prez on Iran,
You must know that the Trump hit the fan
And that’s why my dear Rex
You became the next ex
And, what’s worse, you were canned in the can… Read More
2018-03-01 17:44
Mr. Trump, there’s no reason to mope.
We are sure you’ll be able to cope.
For, despite our worst fear,
Since early last year,
We have all learned to live without Hope.
Yea… Read More
2017-11-15 03:57
Roy sez:
Other’s standards, I simply ignore.
Don’t you know what a teenager’s for?
I just fondle and grope;
Even when she says “nope!”
Like some voters… Read More
2017-09-06 18:29
Lack of empathy isn’t a crime
But we think that Trump warrants a rhyme
With the shear nonchalance
Of his Harvey response:
Quote the president, “Have a good time”
The… Read More
2017-06-08 19:17
Mr. Trump, I defy you to show me
An allegiant more loyal than Comey.
So when he testified
And implied that you lied,
It was clear that he’ll not be your homie Read More
2017-06-07 00:39
No matter what doubters may say, say
“The president’s really OK.” K?
Though his language seems strange,
Trump’s not truly deranged.
He’s just lost without… Read More
2017-04-14 15:53
Though he’d claimed to be greatly maligned
The stars over Bama aligned
And Governor Bentley
Has, not incidentally,
Accepted his fate and resigned.
BTW, if you are looking for a n… Read More
2017-04-11 20:39
Though he’d claimed to be greatly maligned
The stars over Bama aligned
And now Governor Bentley
Has not incidentally
Accepted his fate and resigned.
BTW, if you are looking for… Read More
2017-03-21 19:54
Mr. Trump, are you thinking, perhaps,
The American public are saps?
What you claim to be knowing
Is just your wind blowing
And the blowing keeps sounding like “Taps!” Read More
2017-03-01 22:50
In a world filled with Trumped up decriers,
Alternative facts, and big liars;
Don’t you think it just grand
They can love La La Land
While not being Moonlight deniers? Read More
2017-02-28 05:30
In a world filled with Trumped up decriers,
Alternative facts, and big liars;
Don’t you think it just grand
That those pro La La Land
Don’t need to be Moonlight deniers? Read More
2017-02-09 23:59
No question, ’twas destined he’d win it.
As Phineas Barnum might spin it:
In the coming world order,
A new Trump supporter
Is bound to be born ev’ry minute.
Yes, j… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
The cardinals' conclave is nigh and
They'll give it the old college try and
Select a new pontiff.
It's what we all want if
He's not voted off of the island.
Where are you ever going to find… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
The advice that Mr. Romney's campaign staff should have given him before last Tuesday-
Have you added this one to Reminders?
Since you only see gender through blinders:
"Never ever declare… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
A Resonable ManThe Savant has been wondering what would have happened had the current case before the Supreme Court been argued before the renowned jurist, Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.: Though… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
The partisan venom, let's shelveFor the moment, while all of us delveIn this criminal's pastAnd agree now, at last,That it's Kony in 2012.The Savant acknowledges the critics of this campaign… Read More
2014-06-04 03:53
The primaries here lack no drama.
Arch-conservatives swear: "on yo' mama
I am Christian and white
And will serve the far right;
Yadayada and, I'LL FIGHT OBAMA!"
Seems that in November… Read More
2011-10-06 13:30
Innovation awakened the mobs.Cupertino, can you hear our sobs?Though an Apple a dayCould keep drabness away,In the end, it could not save our Jobs. The Limerick SavantApple’s Visionary… Read More
2011-09-22 15:39
So our loss at the Saenger's a gain?What's writ on the wall is now plain:In the new CLARobert has it his way.It's out with the old and in Sain.NB - The Savant felt it was time to inject a li… Read More
2011-05-03 01:20
Well, what do you know about that?Future terrorists' plans must fall flat!Since Obama has shownWith bin Laden's iPhoneThere's an app that can tell where you're at.Seems like we finally had i… Read More
2011-02-18 01:26
We see jeopardy in the concessionTo A.I. in its latest accession."This outsmarter of men,Unlike Brad nor like Ken,has a name in the form of a question."Computer Wins on ‘Jeopardy!&rsqu&hell…Read More
2010-12-07 17:55
So the World's most notorious geekHas been caught by obscure double-speak:Was it sex by consentWhen he failed to prevent,With a condom, his own WikiLeak?British Judge Denies Bail For WikiLea… Read More
2010-07-09 12:33
The Savant would like to take this opportunity to announce that he too will be exercising his free agency in a couple of months but, unlike LBJ, he will be moving to a city (to be named late… Read More
2010-07-09 12:25
All at once, without skipping a beatCleveland suffers its latest defeat.Now the infamous curseCouldn't get any worseAnd LeBron will be taking the Heat.In the end, LeBron James inflicts needl… Read More
2010-07-08 12:16
Listen Cleveland, there's nothing to fear;We're convinced that LeBron's staying here.Consider his attitude;You're bound to feel gratitude.He's nothing if not Cavalier.LeBron James will choos… Read More
2010-03-31 18:02
The Church keeps denying the scopeOf the problem with clergy who grope;But continued abuseOnly tends to confuse.Should we call him the Perp or the Pope?Should There Be an Inquisition for the… Read More
2010-03-22 12:07
No more wellness dependent on wealthOr insurance retracted by stealth.Despite GOP jeers,The Savant replies, "Cheers!Here's to Congress and here's to your health."For Consumers, Clarity on He… Read More
2010-02-09 13:09
We seemed beaten and down on our knees;Now, redeemed with our team's fleur-de-lis.Let the hurricanes blow.In New Orleans we knowThat redemption can come on a Brees.New Orleans turns out to w… Read More
2010-02-04 23:05
Openly gay service members.They are patriots, serving us well.So, why is this such a hard sell?It's the generals' taskTo ensure, if we ask,It's, "You're gay and you're proud? Well, do tell!"… Read More
2010-02-04 22:21
With dimwits like Robertson rifeHow will Haitians rebound from this strife?It doesn't take voodooTo know that what you doTo help them might just save a life.DONATEWithin Days, a Global Benef… Read More
2010-01-23 00:23
The Supremes never batted an eyeWhile deciding it's time that we tryVoiding campaign reform;Readjusting the norm:The best government money can buy.Supreme Court OKs unlimited corporate spend… Read More
2009-11-23 18:25
Is the doomsday prediction unfailin'Or the year 2012 easy sailin'?A potential world-enderNot on the agenda:Could the Mayans foresee Sarah Palin?Sarah Palin vs. Barack Obama:The approval gap… Read More
2009-07-30 19:27
The Savant proposes the following simple test to be administered to prospective candidates for the police academy; Harvard professorships; and President of the United States. [N.B. This shou… Read More
2009-07-21 22:09
You might think that the matter is silly.In Chicago reaction's been chilly.No one's shouting out "Cheers!"That erection of SearsHas simply become a Big Willie. Chicago icon's new name may ta… Read More
2009-07-21 22:07
He needn't rely on some buzz.He was Cronkite! We watched him because.When New Media rulesWhile forgetting the tools,We'll remember the way that it was.It seems fitting to honor this man on t… Read More
2009-07-21 21:57
Said Prime Minister, S. Berlusconi,"I'm insulted by all this BolognaThat implies I would pay;When they line up to play,Just for pleasure, with my cannelloni!"Silvio Berlusconi’s age wi… Read More
2009-07-17 12:32
Like the drunkard that drove mothers MADD,Good can often arise from the bad;Despite all of it's hypeBruno's stereotypeIs why we're unhappy at GLAAD'Bruno' doesn't help gaysThe movie is inten… Read More
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