2017-05-12 11:30
...well, okay mom... i do not really want to say anything more about it after i say it out loud, but yeppies, it was the mousey trap in the garage. but after u kiss my boo boo to make it bet… Read More
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A blog about a happy go lucky little dachshund named Baxter and sometimes his crafty mom :)
2017-05-10 11:30
the little dachshund could hardly believe his luck. it had been many years since his last encounter with his little bee friend, but there it was, perched on the side frame of the windowsill… Read More
2017-05-08 11:30
hee hee, see little miss julia? i told u, no matter how big u get, all of us will always fit because it's totally bigger on the inside. now make way and let a wolfie in. :)Content copyright… Read More
2017-05-05 13:58
okay, mom, all our chores are finished and duk duk and lulu the tiger and lil pink puppy are alldrying off from their baths as we speak. and chocobot even pooped in the backyard so there is… Read More
2017-05-03 11:30
hee hee, i know u see me now, mom, but that is only because i want u to see me. Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-05-01 11:30
ooOOOOoooOOoooOoooo! hee hee, a very delicious looking swirly drink for me? o i can hardly wait! i wonder what it is made of...(sniff sniff )... (sniff sniff sniff)...hmmm, water, limes...(s… Read More
2017-04-28 11:30
hee hee, well, okay, mom, since i am still drying from my bath, i guess u can brush me. but make sure to keep any fur u collect for project u know what. and try not to leave comb marks beca… Read More
2017-04-26 11:30
hee hee do not worry about lunchy lunch for me today, mom, i'm hunting it! :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-04-24 11:30
um, well, mom, before we answer that, can u please tell us what u specifically mean by "smelly"? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-04-21 11:30
The spring pollen is keeping us inside more than a little wolf would like, but at least he can dream of chasing bunnies while he keeps me company by the sewing machine. :)Content copyright 2… Read More
2017-04-19 11:30
hmmm....well, mom, yes, my book ag is already full. and i guess it is true that i do not have any pockets big enough.. but, i was thinking maybe i could take it to school with me if i carrie… Read More
2017-04-17 11:30
hee hee...finest quality....superior workmanship......there are letters...f-e-e-d-m-e. ...interesting.... not for someone else. this dud is for me!!yippee! … Read More
2017-04-14 11:30
Even little wolves need to recharge their batteries sometimes, especially when they find a nice comfy place in the sun. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-04-12 11:30
well, mom, i can offer u two snackies tomorrow in exchange for the one u have on your knee today :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-04-10 11:30
hmmmmmmmm...well... not exactly, mom...cuz, i mean...well...i just...ummm......how bout a) u not smell my breath, and b) let's just say we used to have bunny poop in our yard? :) Content cop… Read More
2017-04-05 11:30
hee hee, yeah i know, duk duk. they turned out so cute, even i would eat them.i mean, just look at them. the colors remind me of the delicious macarons madwilly made when she vis… Read More
2017-04-03 11:30
hee hee, well i'll be. i do hear better now, mom. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-03-31 11:30
well, okay, mom, i guess we can watch it, but promise me we will fast forward thru the kissy kissy stuff. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-03-29 11:30
hee hee, o delicious smelling mochi ice cream ball, even though i have never tasted u before,and i do not know what u might do to my tummy,i still really want to chomp you :) Content copyrig… Read More
2017-03-27 11:30
hee hee hee, they do fit me really well, don't they? i am so lucky great auntie L found them for me and sent them. i mean, looks, the dark lenses will definitely reduce the strain on my eyes… Read More
2017-03-24 11:30
Needless to say the weather has been a bit of a roller coaster lately, but even when there is a chill in the air, it won't stop two little friends from making do with a cracked open window a… Read More
2017-03-22 11:30
When I am focused on makey at my workbench or side table, there aren't too many places a little wolf can stand and visibly get my attention, but nevertheless he manages to find them, and I f… Read More
2017-03-20 11:30
hee hee hee. omg, duk duk, can u believe how wonderful our friends are? i mean, how lucky are we that mister jim would send this to us before we even knew we it was something we would want?… Read More
2017-03-17 11:30
Happy St Patrick's Day. The fridge decided to act up yesterday so the we're a little shore on green today, but that doesn't stop us from sharing some adorable fun with chopsticks, feat… Read More
2017-03-15 11:30
well, mom, i guess we can, but u have to promise not to tell duk duk. especially since technically, this outfit is pink, and princess amidala technically never ever wore pink. not in star po… Read More
2017-03-13 11:30
uh.......oooooh. pheeeeeeeeeew!kaaaack! mom, i never thought i would say this but...well, for reasons that will become olfactorily obvious just about any moment now, can u please open the w… Read More
2017-03-03 12:30
Thanks everyone for giving so many swirly glitter weenies good homes! tiny chumley and I will be filling orders, working on a couple special projects, and catching up on real life next week… Read More
2017-02-28 12:30
hee hee, yeppies i am happy how our swirly glitter weenies all came out too, duk duk. what a stroke of luck that chocobot and his unicorn friends decided to have their pre-easter… Read More
2017-02-27 12:30
...well, i don't know. it probably looks okay, and it is very comfortable, but...hmmm.....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...do u have anything in a full banana? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia… Read More
2017-02-24 12:30
dear diary,i am so happy about all our new spring goodies, i do not even know where to begin! well, okay, maybe i should begin with the super cool new cards me and duk duk have just ad… Read More
2017-02-22 12:30
hee hee, hey, duk duk, guess who gets to go for a ridey to the park because he finished his homework already!nyah nyah nyahnah poo poo!wait, mom, what do u mean cassie is coming with us????C… Read More
2017-02-20 12:30
no u move it. u r the one that cut that big uknowwhat that made her leave in a hurry and if she never had to leave so fast she would not have left us in this predicament we are in. poopso f… Read More
2017-02-17 12:30
I love filters and photo editing software as much as tiny chumley loves chunky chicken water, but it's especially gratifying when a picture turns out all on its own, with happy rays of sunl… Read More
2017-02-16 01:00
hee hee, yeppies duk duk, i think this is exact the extra height we need to get to the uknowwhat at the uknowwhere. yessiree, this is what happens when a hungry wolf brings his mom a perfect… Read More
2017-02-13 12:30
boy, duk duk, i sure am glad we looked thru the bag of valentine candies mom got us to pass out at school tomorrow.i mean, there were only like..three, four, five - six. six acceptable messa… Read More
2017-02-10 14:57
...poopabunga, THAT'S what cottonmouth is supposed to look like?? i mean, on tv i thought his nickname compared with his appearance was a already little preposterous and here, well here he… Read More
2017-02-08 12:30
hee hee, i know u r having a hard time holding our new bigger iphoney, duk duk, but unless u want to experience both the stink and the fury of the great poopcano, i would hurry up and take t… Read More
2017-02-06 12:30
bee-dee-bee-dee-bee-dee. this is the voice of poopie control. klaatu barata pooptoe. danger danger! the poop must flow. all hands to foofiestations or by poopthar's snakey, u shall be stinke… Read More
2017-02-03 12:30
hee hee, okay okay, u got me, duk duk. but i cannot help it if they are wet. it is the price a wolf must pay for digging in the back yard. and yes, mom thinks i need a nail job but let… Read More
2017-02-01 12:30
I love that tiny chumley still brings me the random shoe and every other little thing he finds on the floor that he thinks might warrant a snackie. And, here's a secret he's pretty muc… Read More
2017-01-30 12:30
hee hee hee, okay, duk duk, now u draw the stink li- oh no, she's coming! hurry hurry hidey hidey!sorry, mom, no peeking at the artwork until our masterpiece is complete :)Content copyright… Read More
2017-01-29 16:23
uh, no mom, i do not just do...i Scooby Dooby dooOOOOooooooo it :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-01-25 12:30
hee hee hee, okay mom do i look more ferocious like this...or like this? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-01-23 12:30
hee hee hee, no mom, come closer so i can pull a snackie out of your ear :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2017-01-20 14:30
hee hee, mom, do u think doctor miss erin might be done lasering me anytime soon bc she is right by my uknowwhat and judging by my internal pressure sensors, i think it's gonna blow any minu… Read More
2017-01-18 18:03
well mom, here, see? wolves can too use them. like this... it is quite comfortable really. especially for, u know, after a long day of digging, or, say to warm your paws after a… Read More
2017-01-17 01:43
Well, real life got a little busy today so tiny chumley and I didn't finish all we wanted to today, but hooray - we did get to post our latest super cute and super wolfy valentine's day card… Read More
2017-01-13 12:30
(blink blink)...(blink)....(blink)...(blink blink)...(blink).......(blink)....(blink).......(blinkety blink)......(pfweeeeoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOooop!)....(blink)..mom, in case u were wondering… Read More
2017-01-11 12:30
hee hee, little miss julia, read the part again where the ferocious wolf tells goldilocks her breath really stinks and she's like, well your breath's not any better and he's like, yeah, well… Read More
2017-01-09 12:30
well, yes, mom, this one is really nice and i appreciate u making it for me from sleeve u cut from the cashmere sweater u got at the thrift store but...well...hang on...nopies he's not over… Read More
2017-01-06 12:30
hee hee, no need for a paw wash just yet, mom. i've got at least eleventy three thousand sixajillion holes left to dig and that's just in our backyard :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornuc… Read More
2017-01-04 12:30
see mom? even with all of us inside we still totally have room for the mini fridge and the tv nobuddy uses in the guest bedrooom. and, if u approve our west wing addition plans, we can start… Read More
2017-01-02 16:24
hee hee, a ferocious, heart shaped tummy hello to you, 2017. i hope we can be really good friends. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2016-12-31 19:00
mom, do u ever feel like u sort should have a lot to say but then u realize it will only bum u out so all u can really say is...goodbye 2016. u were really weird. Content copyright 2015 by k… Read More
2016-12-28 12:30
the little dachshund's eyes grew as wide as saucers when his mother finally opened the special tin that he recognized as his from christmases past. "o what a bounty of delights!" the little… Read More
2016-12-24 12:30
whoa, chocobot, i think u r right. no wonder all the little puppies were so pokey. i'd go slow too cuz i mean really, u know what they say. smelly is as smelly does. and puppies - no o… Read More
2016-12-21 12:30
hee hee, let's walk faster, dad! this cheer ain't gonna spread itself u know :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2016-12-19 12:30
oooooOOOooOoooo! yeah sure mom, go ahead and get the door. i will watch your cake 4 u. boy that cake sure smells so delicious! i wonder if i just took a little.....nopies. t minus six days u… Read More
2016-12-16 14:13
um, mom, u might want to seek cover because once dad finishes administering my secret serum anti cootie booster pack, my primal instincts will be temporarily heightened and i am not certain… Read More
2016-12-12 12:30
Every day is a birthday as far as tiny chumley is concerned, but somedays are definitely more birthday than others :) "ooooOOOOOooOOooOOOOoOOoooo!" the little wolf squeed w… Read More
2016-12-09 12:30
...hee hee, well of course nobuddy really likes him, duk duk. but he's the guy with all the presents so what can u do, really? yeah, i am glad that mom does not make us go see him… Read More
2016-12-07 12:30
hee hee oh yeah duk duk, that makes three jillion eleventy threeve for the both of us! okay, fork over another p and two o's..or maybe a p and an e. orrrr maybe a..oh i see it, an s and an a… Read More
2016-12-05 12:30
hee hee, okay, that's pretty good, mom, but maybe it needs just a little more #rawwwr! :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2016-12-02 12:30
Without fingers and thumbs there isn't really much a little wolf can do to help with filling doot orders, and yet tiny chumley always manages to fill the most important job of all. hee hee m… Read More
2016-11-30 12:30
dear diary,today is the day me and duk duk have been waiting for forever as far as cyber brown wednesday goes, and so I thought I would show u the things we will be putting in our shop today… Read More
2016-11-28 12:30
hee hee, mother, will u please pass the last tomahto? :) :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2016-11-24 16:59
um, mom, are we finished taking pictures yet because because we have been waiting like all month for this :) #thankfulforthanksgivingContent copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Res… Read More
2016-11-21 12:30
There are many reasons why my makey productivity ain't what it used to be, but the reason i will miss most long after it is gone is the one that brings me out on a warm autumn day, after a c… Read More
2016-11-18 12:30
hee hee hee, i think this just might work, duk duk! now all we have to do is ask mom to point george at our uknowwhats and then i think we can finally take our nap uninterrupted and that way… Read More
2016-11-16 12:30
no,mom, i do not think duk duk needs a bath anymore than i d-oooOOOooooOooOooooOoo! um, u know, he has been a little smellier than usual. is that snackie for menu any chance?? :)(psst - if… Read More
2016-11-14 12:30
This past weekend we went to the pet store to restock on snackies for the car, and needless to say, a certain little wolf had a very fine time :) hee hee, no need for a bag miss cashi… Read More
2016-11-11 12:30
hee hee, i still love our stamp even after all these years. i could stamp all day, cantchoo, duk duk? o wait i think i hear mom calling us. yes, mother?um, well we are almost ready to start… Read More
2016-11-07 13:08
dear diary,something tells me that after this tuesday, no matter how things turn out, we all will be ready for a major dose of fun. so me and duk duk have decided to officially offer… Read More
2016-11-04 19:01
Hee hee, tiny chumley and I will be busy this weekend, and thanks to a certain little wolf and falcon's mad video skills, here's a peek at why. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornuc… Read More
2016-11-02 11:30
hee hee, yeah, duk duk, my head is still spinning too. and we have not even eaten today's candy serving yet. i am not really certain mom understands the likelihood of our being able to… Read More
2016-10-31 11:30
no, it's okay, mom, really. halloween is pretty much like the only day we want 2 ride the bus instead of pedaling 2 school. well today and tomorrow on the bus because… Read More
2016-10-29 17:02
hee hee okay, mom i promise i did not peek at all when we were walking here so just let me know when i should turn around and look at what i am sure will be something very cool but not neces… Read More
2016-10-28 11:30
whoa, duk duk, i think u r right. it is one thing when your natural wolfy instincts take over and, well, u know, things happen. but it is entirely another thing when u have to, w… Read More
2016-10-26 11:30
boy, it sure seemed like a good idea at the time to agree with mom about letting her off the hook for making us our costumes because her freezy shoulder really put a wrench in our makey sche… Read More
2016-10-24 11:30
nopies, sorry, mom, as u can see we have already entered pre-ignition phase and cannot abort without suffering serious and catastrophic consequences. but i promise i will help duk duk… Read More
2016-10-19 11:30
well mom, the new makers mark u had made for us is pretty cool and i am sure we will make plenty of super cool things for our etsy shop with it, but, well...dontchoo think it needs more wolf… Read More
2016-10-17 11:30
Even though a certain little wolf often likes to stay up and wait patiently for me to join him and his dad in bed, most nights nowadays by the time I am ready, I find him like this, al… Read More
2016-10-14 11:30
oh, well nothing really, mom. i mean, well other than trying to grow a pair of antlers. is that what u were asking about? because i sure do not smell anything out of the ordinary. nopies, no… Read More
2016-10-12 11:30
whoa duk duk, u were right. the air has been clearing for hours now and i am still dizzy! maybe next time we should really listen to mom and not play guess whose foofie inside anymore.  &hell…Read More
2016-10-10 11:30
mom, if u have to clean today can u please remember not to throw all my toyfriend guts away like u did last time? me and duk duk were saving them for hallowUKnowWhat. :)Content copyright 201… Read More
2016-10-07 15:18
dear diary,earlier this week, mom and dad took me to the beach, and needless to say we all had a lot of fun. it was mostly a delicious eating trip, but we also got some quality beach t… Read More
2016-10-05 16:18
mom, if dad gets tired of driving us on errands, just remember i am a licensed pedal car professional :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2016-10-03 11:30
I have no idea why I am so entertained by the thought of baxter and duk duk being little creative entrepreneurs, but the thought of them infusing their sensibilities in a product they most o… Read More
2016-10-01 03:08
well, duk duk, mom says we can only do the u know what only after the sun comes out and only after we help her with our new etsy listings for the fun fun smelly u know whats and for our supe… Read More
2016-09-28 11:30
um,well...i would love to move, mom...but..i have it on good authority...that...the immediate vicinity...is...poopie trapped. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Re… Read More
2016-09-26 11:30
well mom, i was thinking me and duk duk could have our slinky snakey derby here, on my ramp. that way pretty much any shape will roll except for maybe a mushie. and since it will not be rain… Read More
2016-09-23 11:30
pssst, mom! can u tell if doctor miss erin is almost done back there with my light saber laser therapy? bc i have been really really really trying hard to hold it back, but i am sensing a gr… Read More
2016-09-21 11:30
well, okay mom, we can hold hands but please be careful because I would hate for u to be accidentally injured by the ferociousness of my paws. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucop… Read More
2016-09-19 21:25
hee hee, mom...hey mom!!u might want to put on a gas mask :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2016-09-16 11:30
The grainy light of dawn can be a magical time for things to happen. Especially for happy go lucky little wolves and the dads who love them. :)hee hee hee. hee hee hee - o looky, we di… Read More
2016-09-14 14:30
I will cornshark cornsharkaré I am cornsharking estoy cornsharkandoI cornsharked :) yo cornsharké :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopi… Read More
2016-09-12 11:30
...and that's my robot chip! i have had it forever now, but it is nice to see it finally in person. the robot chip is pretty much the reason why i am transforming into a wolf but the proce… Read More
2016-09-09 11:30
and so i was like, "heck no, mom, it's a trap. i'll stay right here with u and dad, thank u very much."what's that, lulu the tiger? it's okay, yeah, u guys can come closer and look. an… Read More
2016-09-09 11:30
and so i was like, "heck no, mom, it's a trap. i'll stay right here with u and dad, thank u very much."what's that, lulu the tiger? it's okay, yeah, u guys can come closer and look. an… Read More
2016-09-07 11:30
unkie d, i am still waiting here like u told me to but remember, if u need any help at all, just say the word and I can be there in a jiffy:) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia… Read More
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