2018-08-31 11:30
hee hee hee, they’re coming! okay cassie, remember - if anybuddy asks, your name is george and u r not playing because u r a magic dragon who temporarily lost his powers and got stuck… Read More
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2018-08-29 11:30
and the happy little wolf chomped and chomped, until finally, his tummy was a big and round as the delicious watermelon he had just eaten. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All R… Read More
2018-08-27 11:30
mom, to earn some xtra gummy worms, do u think maybe mister w would let me guard this place on the weekends?because i am pretty sure i could do a pretty ferocious job :)Content copyright 201… Read More
2018-08-24 11:30
hmmm, note 2 self, proceed with xtreme caution...cassie? (sniff)...(sniff sniff sniff)hmmm, well whodathunkit...mom, i think the smell from the guess whose foofie game me and duk duk were pl… Read More
2018-08-22 11:30
um, mom, when i said i needed a new thinking cap for school this year, i am pretty sure that does not mean a thinking tiara. Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-08-20 11:30
mom, i just wanted to let u know that after last week’s epic cootietastrophe, me and duk duk have decided that my cassie based guest hosting fees will be increasing eleventy-finity fo… Read More
2018-08-17 11:30
“...no stranger to ferociousness, the ruffled grouse, whose scientific name is bonasa umbellus, may be a dumb bell away up north, where they say that, when flushed, he flutters to a ne… Read More
2018-08-16 11:30
aw come on! mooom, she’s doing it again!sheesh, cassie...mom, can u please tell cassie that no touchie my ruggie pretty much means NO TOUCHIE MY RUGGIE? Content copyright 2015 by kalyx… Read More
2018-08-15 11:30
eeeew. cassie, u r doing it again. i told u, WFSHA cootie transmission prevention regulations clearly state that in situations where a physical barrier cannot be erected, two parties shall… Read More
2018-08-13 11:30
hmmmm....hmmmm...hmmmm...hmmmmm.....um, mom. u r not planning 2 have us be twinsies in my school picture this year, are u? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved… Read More
2018-08-10 11:30
mom, thank u for doing my nails and all, but next time, can we just skip the pawdicure and go straight to the part where i get a delicious snackie? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucop… Read More
2018-08-08 11:30
“ein dackel und ein pudel scharren beide im müll herum. da findet der dackel ein kästchen, und der pudel findet ein schlüsselchen...” “der dackel sagt zum p… Read More
2018-08-06 11:30
hee hee, i guess we can do the full body wrap, but when u get 2 my head, be sure to use extra conditioner on my ear flappies because my mom likes them puppy smooth. hee hee, and i do, too. o… Read More
2018-08-03 11:35
hee hee, thank u for working wolf patrol with me today, little miss julia. with duk duk visiting his cousins before school starts, hardly anybuddy else can really appreciate the intense prep… Read More
2018-08-01 11:30
um, mom, what do u mean school starts in two weeks? me and duk duk have not even finished making our summer fun list yet, much less order all the parts for our hovercraft. Content copyright… Read More
2018-07-29 11:30
...that nobuddy can pee-ny!! happy unicorn appreciation day, chocobot!!hee hee hee, now let's open all these glitter bottles and get this smorgasbord party started!! Content… Read More
2018-07-27 11:30
hee hee, okay everybuddy, ready for the last song? key of pee...for he's a jolly good smell-ow,...for he's a jolly good smell-ow......for he's a jolly good smell-LLLL-ooooooooooooooow....(to… Read More
2018-07-25 11:30
um, mom, sorry 2 bother u, but based on my calculations and the current air flow speeds in this part of the house, u have exactly three point one four one eight seconds after this conversati… Read More
2018-07-23 11:30
unable to speak out loud lest he scare away the prize he and his vest toyfried spied beneath them, the little dachshund gleefully thought to himself, hee hee hee, only three more days of put… Read More
2018-07-20 11:30
ooooOOOOooooooooOOOOoooo!this element of our top secret makey for this year’s summer fart fair is turning out even better than me and duk duk ever imag— uh-oh, mom, it smells so… Read More
2018-07-18 11:30
mom, thank u for telling me how much u love me all the time by, u know, kissing me on the forehead and stuff like that but, well..do u think maybe u can try showing me in snackies, too? :)Co… Read More
2018-07-16 11:30
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2018-07-13 11:30
mom, what with my fur and all getting wolfier every day...well, do u think my ears will finally start getting pointy any time soon? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights R… Read More
2018-07-11 11:30
(garrrrrrrrrrgh) hee hee, chuck it over, mom, i can chomp it :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-07-09 11:30
mom, do u think u can be busy somewhere else at 2 pm today because, well, um, i cannot say really :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-07-06 11:30
hee hee, do not worry, mom, if u would just open the door for me, i am pretty sure me and my wolf legscan catch up to that bunny in no time. and then, chomp!! :) Content copyright 2015 by ka… Read More
2018-07-04 11:30
well, i guess maybe that would work, dad......but me and duk duk were thinking instead of sparklers, we would put chocobot’s uknowwhat in our trebuchet and poof! shiny sparkle everywhe… Read More
2018-06-29 11:30
..i can too. can. can. can. can. can. can 2. can..can can can can can. oh wait, maybe you’re..wrong! nopies i totally can. can too. can with a capital can. let’s see, what da… Read More
2018-06-27 11:30
hee hee, do not worry, mom, i can finish this corn all by myself :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-06-25 11:30
gee mom, that is a toughie...i mean, it could have been anybuddy really...a ferocious walrus, or a ferocious hippo...maybe a ferocious buffalo? ...or maybe even a ferocious manatee because e… Read More
2018-06-22 11:30
...bigger......bigger.....wider.....longer..o and more dramatic shading like pretty much everywhere really...okay, now pointier, and glintier.....hee hee hee. hmmm, well it sort of looks rig… Read More
2018-06-20 11:30
as he spied the little puffs of smoke and fire poofing out of the magnificent beast before him, the ferocious little wolf could not believe his luck. the battle would be fierce, he knew. an… Read More
2018-06-18 11:30
(pfWEEEEoooOooooOoooOooot!)stop?? but dad, me and duk duk have been eating monkey chow for forever now and if there is any day to be doing it, it’s today. i mean, (pftoooeeeeEeeEeeeek)… Read More
2018-06-15 13:07
hee hee, omg, duk duk. he’s so cute. i mean, he’s just so plump and chompy.....and his curly swirly tail is so dreamy!hee hee, what’s that, duk duk? yeppies, i will ask her… Read More
2018-06-13 11:30
hee hee, i know it is early but u know what they say, duk duk, the early wolf and falcon catch the bunny :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-06-11 11:30
hee hee, okay mom, now in 800 pedals turn right, and then in 450 pedals turn left, then slight right at the fork for 250 pedals and then u will see the chikky fil a on your right. :) Content… Read More
2018-06-08 11:30
mom, after doctor miss erin finishes laser light sabering me, do u we could go get a strawberry slushie boba with extra strawberries and bubbles? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopi… Read More
2018-06-06 11:30
hee hee hee, new snackies!! b, b, b...mine mine mi- hey!no snitching, turkey breath! it’s not my fault some dukkie played hooky while me and mom filled orders yesterday. i earned these… Read More
2018-06-01 11:30
The beginning of summer is always so full of promise and anticipation. There are books to be read, beaches to be visited, gardens to tend, and of course much fun to be had, even if summer mo… Read More
2018-05-30 11:30
well, i am pretty sure it would be a viable summer job, mom. i mean, u saw harry and meghan’s wedding. it was really lovely but well, every wedding needs a little ferocious walking dow… Read More
2018-05-28 11:30
..hee hee, yeah me, too, duk duk. i mean, seriously, i do not know how, but we always seem to be able to come up with something super cool every time! i guess when u like smell as much as w… Read More
2018-05-25 11:30
ha ha very funny, mom. everybuddy knows there is no such thing as a bark button and even if there were, wolves would not have one because we are f e r o c i o u s. that’s right, feroci… Read More
2018-05-23 11:30
“...love, miss debbi.”omg, duk duk, looky at what miss debbi sent us!have u seen anything more perfect for us? it’s candy, it’s a poopie, it’s a fan - it&rsquo&hell…Read More
2018-05-21 11:30
well, i guess u can, mom. but u should know that hiney chomp chomps are a quarter each. o, and the foofies are free. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-05-18 11:30
mom, i feel like all my life has been leading up to that moment. like, well, me, earning all my badges in pupscouts, and all the patrol walkies we've been on. and. um, toyfriend club… Read More
2018-05-16 11:30
hee hee, what do u think, duk duk? is it too pretentious? yeah, i guess u r right. it is a daytime wedding after all...o i know, how bout this? simple, yet stylish! and easy 2 disco dance in… Read More
2018-05-14 11:30
hee hee, yeppies, mom, i can be a statue. see? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-05-11 11:30
the little dachshund stopped what he was doing and looked up at his mom. “nopies,” he said with his eyes big and wide, “i was not planning to skip school at all today and e… Read More
2018-05-09 11:30
well, mom, because the only avenger who goes barefoot is the hulk. and, i can totally use them when me and duk duk climb mount everest this summer. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornuco… Read More
2018-05-07 11:30
hee hee nopies, duk duk, i am pretty sure this one has only my name written all over it :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-05-04 11:30
the little dachshund waited patiently for something exciting to happen. if only he was born maybe a little less ferocious, he thought to himself. then maybe the bunnies would still be willin… Read More
2018-05-02 11:30
..hee hee, well let's not count our snakeys just yet lil pink puppy. but yeppies, if we help sell them all this Saturday on Saturdoot at noon and nine pm EST, then mom said we can have… Read More
2018-04-30 11:30
tiny chumley was more than happy to oblige this past weekend after he had exhausted the possibility that a bunny might be in our backyard. fetching? for snackies? uhm, like, yeppies! The gra… Read More
2018-04-27 11:30
Tiny chumley happily buzzed about the backyard yesterday morning, sniffing his way through chest high grass and periwinkle, with his tail held high and perkily wagging to and fro like the hi… Read More
2018-04-25 11:30
..well, mom... i was just thinking that..well... i mean, i know we started this when i was little, but i am practically a full grown wolf now, so i was just thinking...well i was just thinki… Read More
2018-04-23 11:30
hee hee i prometh, mom, u hwill noth regreth thith becauth i haf been practithing. thith whithle hwill be tho good, hit will be hmy perthonal beth. juth hang on a hthec while i relakth hmy l… Read More
2018-04-20 11:30
hee hee hee, o delicious strawberry, now i have freed u from the refrigerator, i promise to smell u and lick u and chomp u all ov- uh oh - mom’s coming!! rats, what a day to not be wea… Read More
2018-04-18 14:00
(sniff sniff)(sniff sniff) oooooOOOOoooooooOOOooooo! chicken!!dad, can u please cook mine medium #rawwwr? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-04-16 11:30
...hee hee, no they’re not. no. no they’re not. nopies. nope. nope. nope...duk duk! no, they’re not. no they’re not. nopies. nope. nope. nopes. capital n-o-peees. nop… Read More
2018-04-13 11:30
hee hee, i know it is just a storm drain, dad, but trust me, i smell something in there that would bite my toes and my tail off :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserv… Read More
2018-04-11 11:30
smello, it’s me, baxter, your roving rover reporter, reporting to u from home today because i am lucky enough to get home visits for my laser therapy. this reporter wolf’s hints… Read More
2018-04-09 11:30
hmmmm.......hmmmmm......hmmmmmmm...hmmmm...okay on the count of three we both pick our favorite. ready? one, two, three!hey, we both picked the same one! but how could we not, really?sw7010… Read More
2018-04-06 11:30
...hee hee, say it!...duk duk, i said, say it! hee hee hee nopies, there is no way i could even be crushing your trachea because we both know for reasons i have already apologized for multip… Read More
2018-04-02 11:30
hee hee hee - ooo looky, something new! i wonder if this is the thing mom said she is going to recover for mister randy and miss bonnie. mom said mister randy has had this stool forever so i… Read More
2018-03-30 11:30
well, we were just thinking, mom, that he probably really deserves it on account of all the eggs he takes without really asking. and then, when he gives them out, he gets all the credit when… Read More
2018-03-28 11:30
hee hee, okay okay, duk duk, do not get your feathers in a bunch. i toldjoo, i can come down there as soon as i’m done with my mini ferociou whisker facial and ear wrap :) Content copy… Read More
2018-03-26 11:30
why, nopies, mom, i did not hear or see anything like that. and u would think i would notice, too, because i have just been sitting here waiting for duk duk to come back with some sunscre… Read More
2018-03-23 11:30
well, mom, i guess usually i do like to face george, but today seemed like a good day to serve things smelly side up if u know what i mean. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All R… Read More
2018-03-21 11:30
okay, mom, i am all buckled in so let’s get a move on that chicken is not buying itself u know :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-03-19 11:30
the little dachshund stared at his mother in disbelief. ‘yes i can, mom’ he told her. ‘this might take a second, but let me show u.’ the little dachshund took in sev… Read More
2018-03-16 11:30
why no, mother, it certainly could not have been me. i have just been sitting here soaking in the sun. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-03-14 11:30
mom, dontchoo think maybe it is time for dad’s nails to get done instead? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-03-12 11:30
we promise to read the letter first. now may we open it, mom ?okay okay, i am going as fast as i can, stink butt. besides if some dukkie didn’t sit on my glasses we would not have this… Read More
2018-03-09 12:30
do not worry, mom, we will not be cold at all. duk duk has his feathers and i have my down coat. and besides, we will only be at the creek long enough to look for hippos and if there are not… Read More
2018-03-07 12:30
Our house has gotten fuller since tiny chumley came into our lives, not only because our lives are more enriched, but because, well, we just have more stuff. So it hardly made any sense for… Read More
2018-03-05 12:30
A tiny adventure to score some bulky items meant the little kielbasa couldn’t use his snoozer when he accompanied me to our desination this past weekend, leaving him feeling quite disa… Read More
2018-02-28 12:30
yes, mother, do not worry about a thing. we know it is only borrowed and we promise not to touch it in any way whatsoever until u get back from the grocery store. poops honor. okay, we love… Read More
2018-02-26 12:30
and the little dachshund squeed, ooo, a package for me!! :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-02-23 12:30
do not worry, mom. we have it all worked out. duk duk said he will help u finish up the cootie protection amulet listings today while i go out and dig :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornuc… Read More
2018-02-21 12:31
Though the little kielbasa and I are very close to finishing up another batch of cootie protection amulet necklaces (yay they’re so pretty by the way!!), tiny chumley’s ever expa… Read More
2018-02-19 12:31
kaaack! kaaaack! hee hee hee. fooowhee, even with my mask on that was a doozy and a half, duk duk. thank goodness we made sure fresh air is only a tent flap away. what’s that? o, yeppi… Read More
2018-02-16 12:30
um, just hthuffing fortune hookieth tho we can hthart celebrating the year of me. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-02-14 12:30
well, mom, i mean, we were just wondering..i mean since u did such a nice job with mine and all...and, well, on account of u not letting us stay home on seriously like the most contagious an… Read More
2018-02-12 12:30
..well, if it had 2 happen, i suppose i would be like..“eeeeew thanks for the smelly valentine flowers i guess, but next time just wear gloves and leave some gummy worms in my locker c… Read More
2018-02-09 12:30
mom, did u remember to put a poopie snake in each and every package like we asked u to? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-02-07 12:30
mom, u got anything else that needs expert wolf fixing? :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-02-05 12:30
well, mom, i know it is risky, but a wolf’s gotta do what a wolf’s gotta do. especially with our cootie protection cyber craft fair being tomrorow nite and all. everything has to… Read More
2018-02-02 12:30
...and then, everybuddy pointed at me and i was like, how am i supposed to know where the class hamster went?and then, i burped. :) Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Rese… Read More
2018-01-31 12:30
dear diary,have u ever found yourself in the awkward position of being surrounded by cooties and having no way to escape them? have u ever wished u could always have protection from cootie i… Read More
2018-01-29 12:30
okay, now remember, duk duks, technically, u all are not supposed to be out at the same time, so it is very important that u stay out of sight unless it is your day to be out. which is why… Read More
2018-01-26 15:25
i sure can whistle, remember, mom? just stick your fingers in my mouth like u did last time forever ago and i can show u... hokay, hreddee? ....(pfweeeoooOOOooOoooOoo… Read More
2018-01-24 12:30
um, mom, there is nothing in here but pipes. where exactly is this pee trap u were talking about? :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-01-20 23:00
hee hee, omg, duk duk, our super new xray guts and glory valentine's day cards turned out really swell, dontchoo think? do not tell mom, but this totally makes up for actually having to g… Read More
2018-01-19 12:30
um, well, dad, i guess...well... okay, i guess maybe it could be almond roca...and, well, i guess maybe it could be possible that the almond roca was coincidentally deposited on the snow yes… Read More
2018-01-17 12:31
okay, everybuddy, she’s here!oh hi, mom. um, sorry but this tfc meeting is for wounded toyfriends and special reconstructive surgeon lmj only :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopi… Read More
2018-01-15 12:30
hee hee hee. oh yeah, this is totally going to work.what??? snufflupagus? okay fine, duk duk. roll it up so my nose shows but that’s it. besides, if ima gonna wear it all day at school… Read More
2018-01-12 12:30
sheesh! no, cassie. if i told u once i told u eleventy majillion times already.....ima wolf not an ewok. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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2018-01-10 12:30
ooo, i like it! and maybe we could try the baby rosy pink flat one next. u know, with the sparklies on it over there? that would be very valentiney too. but, u know, in a subtle yet sophisti… Read More
2018-01-08 12:30
well, mom, i was just thinking. today is only eight days into the new year. and, well, my paws are still really cold from playing outside in the snow. and, i know we talked about doing them… Read More
2018-01-05 12:30
hee hee, okay, dad, just a few more steps to the right and i think we will find our steamer spot. :)Content copyright 2015 by kalyxcornucopia. All Rights Reserved.
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