2017-11-08 12:00
There was something walking in the neighborhood that did not belong, there was something there that was wrong. Oh, it looked like it might be normal… at first glance, but the devil… Read More
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Home of the web fiction "Existential Terror and Breakfast" and the web comics "Mr. Square" and "Kick the Football, Chuck!". Rev. Fitz is a writer and illustrator and often blogs about philosophy and comics.
2017-11-01 11:00
Malcolm was not allowed to live in society and be a member of it? Fine! Then he was going to embrace what he should have three months ago: he was weird. He needed anxiety medication becaus… Read More
2017-10-25 11:00
Clinician: Clarisa T. Queen, PhD.
Patient: Malcolm Steadman
Date and Time: [redacted]
Location: Main Office
Participants: Client only
Purpose of Evaluation:
Re-iterate importance of Cogn… Read More
2017-10-11 11:00
Welcome to a known unknown, a place to be but never seen, a familiar face with a foreign name. Welcome, to a tour of Malcolm’s kitchen.
On your left as you walk in you will immediate… Read More
2017-10-04 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will be homeless in 28 days.
Malcolm was not technically lying when he told his therapist that he was still taking his meds. It was true that most of his pills were thrown… Read More
2017-09-27 11:00
Hope had called Malcolm, she was having the baby. This time for sure. Her water broke. Had he heard from Garry? Malcolm’s day did not go at all like how he expected it to.
Malcolm St… Read More
2017-09-20 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will be homeless in 42 days.
Is Malcolm Steadman a bad person?
Currently, Malcolm is sitting opposite to his therapist, Clarisa Queen. Despite his therapist’s rules o… Read More
2017-09-13 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will be homeless in 49 days.
Pancakes were being eaten under false pretense. Well, at least Malcolm was eating pancakes under false pretenses. No matter how much butter, or… Read More
2017-09-06 11:00
Clinician: Clarisa T. Queen, PhD.
Patient: Malcolm Steadman
Date and Time: [redacted]
Location: Main Office
Participants: Client only
Purpose of Evaluation:
Evaluate effectiveness of Mal… Read More
2017-08-30 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will be homeless in 56 days.
Malcolm was pretty sure that the breakfast he had in front of him was stolen And it was amazing. To be clear: the fact that it was stolen was n… Read More
2017-08-23 11:00
“She kicked me out Mal, shit she kicked me out” a familiar and urgent voice declared over Malcolm Steadman’s phone.
The caller ID read “Garry”.
“Um, yes… Read More
2017-08-16 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will be homeless in 63 days.
Malcolm Steadman was drinking and he would never call his therapist for anything. Malcolm is having a second beer for breakfast. Cheap beer. Th… Read More
2017-08-13 21:09
I need to take a moment away from my usual creative content and speak on the events that occurred in Charlottesville Virginia. Few of you know this as I do not broadcast my personal life muc… Read More
2017-08-09 11:00
Note: The names and references of the prescription drugs in this record have been redacted to ensure the rights and privacy of their respected corporation. This clinical note taking softw… Read More
2017-08-02 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will be homeless in 70 days.
There was someone at the door. There was someone at the door! The knocking sounded completely alien to Malcolm Steadman, almost like an unwante… Read More
2017-07-31 11:00
So this is the thing you hate reading the most, and frankly, the thing I hate writing the most: I am taking another break on Mr. Square. It is a decision I have been putting off, but it is… Read More
2017-07-27 23:07
I am proud to introduce the Nihilist Horoscope!
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2017-07-26 11:00
Breakfast was buttered toast, a wholesome and healthy glass of grapefruit juice, and a handful of high-powered antidepressants. It was the first breakfast Malcolm had ever had that came wi… Read More
2017-07-24 14:28
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2017-07-19 11:00
Ejected from the sordid, yet organized halls of the psyche ward, Malcolm Steadman now found himself back at his sordid, and chaotic apartment. The apartment smelled of rot and dust. It was… Read More
2017-07-17 12:00
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2017-07-13 00:23
Everyone, I am going to take a moment to talk about an issue that is very important to me: Net Neutrality.
As some of you know, my site has been extremely slow and sluggish this past week, n… Read More
2017-07-12 10:50
Same time. Same kind of cereal. Same overbearing sense of worthlessness and shame. Different day.
Malcolm had no intentions of killing himself before he came here, but the idea became frie… Read More
2017-07-10 15:04
I am experiencing some issues with my website and its server. I apologize that the site has been unresponsive, slow, or down for the last couple of days. This should have been resolved earli… Read More
2017-07-05 11:00
It was Malcolm’s third full day at the ward, and he was starting to get paranoid. Normally a sense of paranoia would not be a problem here, but “normal” was also differen… Read More
2017-07-03 11:00
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2017-06-28 11:00
Stars are the most massive, furious objects that can be seen with a naked eye. They burn so immensely hot that they fuse matter and are so gargantuan that the pull of their gravity keeps o… Read More
2017-06-26 11:00
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2017-06-19 11:00
In place of the normal Mr. Square comic I would like to take the time to showcase a very awesome fan piece made by Pheenixorphan:
Pheenixorphan is one awesome artist with a gallery of charm… Read More
2017-06-16 11:00
With the first story arc to Existential Terror and Breakfast done I would like to take the time to talk about one of my favorite blogs on the internet. Out there in the grand ocean of person… Read More
2017-06-14 11:00
Malcolm was thinking clearly. Clearly, Malcolm was thinking, and thinking clearly came with clearly thinking. Malcolm was thinking.
Everything is okay. Nothing is wrong with Malcolm and ev… Read More
2017-06-12 11:00
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2017-06-07 11:00
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 6 days.
The far away threat that Malcolm Steadman would be out on the streets was suddenly within view. With no job, and his savings in the… Read More
2017-06-05 11:00
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2017-06-05 08:08
The Challenge:
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Every day, for 3… Read More
2017-05-31 11:01
I am nothing but a shadow, Thought Malcolm. Malcolm is freaking out, needlessly might I add. Not just a shadow, he continued, but a shadow puppet. For the record, Malcolm has been complete… Read More
2017-05-31 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Thirty One of my… Read More
2017-05-30 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Thirty of my 31… Read More
2017-05-29 11:00
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2017-05-29 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty Nine of m… Read More
2017-05-28 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty Eight of… Read More
2017-05-27 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty Seven of… Read More
2017-05-26 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty Six of my… Read More
2017-05-25 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty Five of m… Read More
2017-05-24 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty Four of m… Read More
2017-05-24 11:00
Her message read “I think you should see someone” so instead, Malcolm drank. Her message read “You need someone to talk to about this”, so instead Malcolm got shit… Read More
2017-05-23 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty Three of… Read More
2017-05-22 11:00
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2017-05-22 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty Two of my… Read More
2017-05-21 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty One of my… Read More
2017-05-20 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Twenty of my 31… Read More
2017-05-19 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Nineteen of my 3… Read More
2017-05-18 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Fifteen of my 31… Read More
2017-05-17 11:01
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 27 days.
His knuckles white, and his sweat cold, Malcolm Steadman gripped the chocolate toaster strudel in front of him as if it were a nec… Read More
2017-05-17 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Fifteen of my 31… Read More
2017-05-16 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Fifteen of my 31… Read More
2017-05-15 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Fifteen of my 31… Read More
2017-05-15 11:00
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2017-05-14 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Fourteen of my 3… Read More
2017-05-13 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day Thirteen of my 3… Read More
2017-05-12 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day five of my 31 Da… Read More
2017-05-11 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day four of my 31 Da… Read More
2017-05-10 12:00
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 34 days.
He could hear the infernal machine, he could hear it ticking away, but he knew he could not look at it. No matter what happens, Ma… Read More
2017-05-10 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day ten of my 31 Day… Read More
2017-05-09 11:07
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day nine of my 31 Da… Read More
2017-05-08 12:00
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2017-05-08 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day eight of my 31 D… Read More
2017-05-07 11:45
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day seven of my 31 D… Read More
2017-05-06 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day six of my 31 Day… Read More
2017-05-05 12:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day five of my 31 Da… Read More
2017-05-04 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day four of my 31 Da… Read More
2017-05-03 12:05
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day three of my 31 D… Read More
2017-05-03 12:00
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 41 days.
The combined echolalia in Karen’s row as other customer service reps recited problems back to their customers faded and dull… Read More
2017-05-02 12:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by its cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day two of my 31 Day… Read More
2017-05-01 12:00
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2017-05-01 11:00
The old adage goes that “you should not judge a book by it’s cover” and though it is a virtuous sentiment it is not one that is typically followed. Welcome to day one of my… Read More
2017-04-26 12:00
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 46 days.
The aroma of the port wine felt sweet and heavy as Malcolm Steadman poured it into a glass. He swirled it around merrily and admir… Read More
2017-04-24 12:00
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2017-04-19 11:00
The forest is never quiet. Birds only stop chirping when there is danger.
The amount of time that had gone by since the tree was just a sapling to what it was now, was almost immeasurably… Read More
2017-04-17 12:00
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2017-04-12 12:00
Was nostalgia all he had to look forward to now? Was looking back all he had ahead of him? The thought had not gone away. He had done his best to repress it, and considering his history wi… Read More
2017-04-10 12:04
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2017-04-05 12:00
Malcolm will dial the suicide hotline in 48 days.
The shady looking boy that stood next Malcolm Steadman was making him nervous. To be fair, Malcolm was nearly always nervous and had once b… Read More
2017-04-03 12:00
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2017-04-01 07:00
Forty-six days before he would call the suicide hotline, Malcolm decided that he would skip breakfast. Nothing good had come of it for weeks now–at least beyond basic sustenance and… Read More
2017-03-29 12:00
Malcolm will dial the suicide hotline in 55 days.
The sharply dressed man beside the boy was making him nervous. The boy had taken the city bus countless of times, he was no stranger to the… Read More
2017-03-27 12:00
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2017-03-24 06:07
Before I share today’s featured fan art pieces, I feel like I have to do a disclaimer: vandalizing public or personal property is a crime and is not something you should ever do. With… Read More
2017-03-22 12:00
The prospect that Malcolm was going mad was one that he now had to give some urgent attention to. When his existential panic attacks were merely affecting his mood or causing him to spill… Read More
2017-03-20 12:00
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2017-03-15 12:00
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 62 days.
Malcolm Steadman was ignoring the aggressively symbolic nature of the plain bagel he had just bought as a mirror to his personalit… Read More
2017-03-13 12:00
Post Schedule Updates:
I am going to be moving the “Companion” to Existential Terror and Breakfast from Thursdays to Fridays as I have been very busy with both school and work. T… Read More
2017-03-13 07:00
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2017-03-09 13:00
An “Existential Terror and Breakfast” Companion:
With this week’s Mr. Square comic and entry to my web serial Existential Terror and Breakfast now up I am wrapping things u… Read More
2017-03-08 13:00
Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 69 days.
Right now, Malcolm Steadman is shaving. He will cut himself later, so there is that to look forward to. This is not the time or pl… Read More
2017-03-06 13:00
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2017-03-02 13:00
An “Existential Terror and Breakfast” Companion:
Descartes: The only time locking yourself away in a cabin and writing a manifesto did any good.The latest entry to my serial Exi… Read More
2017-03-01 13:00
Author’s note: Due to the very boring nature of the details of other people’s dreams, the specific details of Malcolm Steadman’s dream has been redacted to keep the reader… Read More
2017-02-27 13:00
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2017-02-23 13:00
An “Existential Terror and Breakfast” Companion:
After reading the latest entry to my serial “Existential Terror and Breakfast” and the latest issue to Mr. Squa… Read More
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