Maximum pain Thursday as Champagne Juan gets nailed at the wire. The Conductor is still having trouble picking himself off the mat. Alas, it’s a new day and this Saratoga card is ripe… Read More

Alright passengers, it’s finally Belmont Stakes weekend up at Saratoga. The forecast looks better than expected and the Conductor is licking his chops as long as the races stay on the… Read More

Sunday’s racing tips 13:25 Grande Marques (each way)14:00 Shelaka14:35 Rouge Millennium15:10 White Birch15:45 Purple Lily (each way)16:15 Mundi16:50 Lily Hart17:25 Bay Of Sanibel *Al… Read More

1 of 2 | Adare Manor, shown winning the 2023 Clement Hirsch Stakes, returns in Sunday’s Grade II Santa Monica Stakes at Santa Anita. Benoit Photography, courtesy of Santa Anita M… Read More

Timeform’s Yarmouth Racing Tips 14:30 – Smart Charger15:00 – Kaarahah15:30 – Blue Point Express16:00 – Age Of Gold16:30 – Priscilla’s Wish17:05 &n… Read More

Seize the Gray wires the field in Preakness and the train leaves Maryland without any coal. However, we are fast and firm at Aqueduct today and their cards are finally becoming playable. The… Read More

Timeform’s Newmarket Racing Tips 15:45 – Ancient Truth16:15 – Berkshire Rocco16:45 – Mahboob17:15 – Double Time17:45 – Woodhay Wonder18:15 – Isle… Read More

Well, the Conductor is broke after Friday. The good thing is the sun will rise in the east and there’s always another race in 20 minutes. If the pony gods limit the rain, we should be… Read More

Small fields and off the turf today at Aqueduct, no passenger needs to be playing that slop. The train will be stationed in Maryland for the upcoming Preakness weekend, hopefully the weather… Read More

Antiquarian scores at 6/1 Saturday and the train is refueled with coal heading into Mothers’ Day. Get your family obligations out of the way early today passengers, we have a juicy pic… Read More

Well the rail certainly wasn’t the place to be Friday at Aqueduct and that’s exactly where the Conductor’s horses faltered. Back to fast and firm today in New York, other t… Read More

Ouster losing a photo Thursday was a nice hoof to the groin to start the racing week. Unfortunately, we’re off the turf today at Aqueduct when the Conductor had some prices up his slee… Read More

The Kentucky Derby didn’t unfold the way the Conductor wanted. An unbelievable rail skimming ride by Brian Hernandez Jr. aboard Mystic Dan was the difference. However, Forever Young ra… Read More

Mystik Dan claimed victory by a slim margin in the 150th Run for the Roses, outpacing Sierra Leone and Forever Young in an exhilarating three-horse finale at Churchill Downs. Mystik Dan… Read More

The Kentucky Derby has become a mosaic of nationalities, from the spectators and their flamboyant hats to the jockeys mounted atop the three-year-old thoroughbreds racing the one-and-a-quart… Read More

The most exciting two minutes in sports is here as the Kentucky Derby celebrates the 150th Run for the Roses at Churchill Downs on Saturday. The first leg of horse racing’s Triple Cr… Read More

Please hold the rain off Friday and Saturday pony gods. If the slop comes, then it’s up to us foolish passengers to cap on our own. We don’t need that on racing’s biggest d… Read More

Chop Chop made it a positive closing day at Keeneland last Friday. The Conductor has been in the train station since, grinding over tape for the upcoming Kentucky Oaks and Derby weekend. At… Read More

It’s been 25 years since the man known as Club Pro Guy played his last competitive round on the Mexican Mini-Tour, a forgettable second-round 91 at the Los Mochis Masters that includ… Read More

Emily Upjohn is being readied for a return to Epsom and a defence of her Coronation Cup crown. A narrowly beaten runner-up in the 2022 Oaks, John and Thady Gosden’s top-class mare w… Read More

0/3 Thursday at Keeneland wasn’t ideal. Now it’s closing day today for great meet that went by too quick. We have the Derby next week and the train will be headed back to New Yor… Read More

Voting by the Canadian Horse Racing Hall of Fame Thoroughbred and Standardbred election committees has been tallied and the CHRHF Class of 2024 is now confirmed. Previously, the board of t… Read More

Boom. Evan Harlan gets up at 22/1 Friday at Keeneland and just like that the train is flush with coal. Thank god the Conductor and real turf racing has returned this spring. Us passengers ar… Read More

The bombs came home Thursday at Keeneland. The only problem was the Conductor didn’t sniff them out. There was a little rain last night, but thankfully not enough to take the races off… Read More

The Jockey Club of Canada hosted the 49th annual Sovereign Awards ceremony April 18 where Beverly D. Stakes (G1T) winner Fev Rover  landed the Horse of the Year honor and was named ch… Read More

The Conductor’s horses got bet down more than he liked Sunday at Keeneland. However, 2/3 with 5/2 and 7/2 winners was nice. Wednesday’s card is intriguing after scratches. Let&rs… Read More

Scroll down to the comments and let us know what you think about the pick! Terrion Arnold, YOU are a Jacksonville Jaguar. The board fell perfectly for the Jaguars in SB Nation’s 2024… Read More

Hayes Strike needed one more jump to beat his re-breaking stablemate Saturday at Keeneland. The Pony Gods punished the Conductor for his time away from the passengers. The Conductor will rel… Read More

Alright passengers, we’re back after a month break. The Conductor was done with Gulfstream and waiting for some real turf racing to start. Then the rain came to Lexington and took his… Read More

This sport is in such a bad spot it’s scary. Tote board malfunctions cost players who were alive to big money yesterday at Tampa, Gulfstream and across the country. Horse racing has th… Read More

Another forgetful Friday at Gulfstream Park. The Conductor wants no part of another rain effected card. The only reason he plays Gulfstream is for the turf races. Whatever, shut up and bet… Read More

The rain was worse the Conductor expected Thursday and another Gulfstream card was ruined. Off the turf again today, the Conductor will try to make due. Skip. Race 5: 5 Furlongs. (All-Weathe… Read More

We’ve moved on from last week with a little less coal. Wednesday’s card is too poor to play at Gulfstream, especially with the races being rained off the turf. Thursday’s f… Read More

0/2 with two scratches made for an annoying Saturday at Gulfstream. Lol at 3 of the 4 contenders scratching in the Fountain of Youth as well. It’s hard to support a game that is run so… Read More

1/3 Thursday with a 7/2 winner at Gulfstream put us slightly in the green. There is still plenty of work still to be done and the Conductor will spend his Friday watching replays for tomorro… Read More

1/3 Wednesday at Gulfstream, but the Gullet Shot winner was bet down to 9/5. Good thing this racing week is just getting started. Today’s card stinks, but Saturday’s is mouth wat… Read More

The weights for the nine Cheltenham Festival handicaps were announced on Wednesday as the countdown to the “greatest show on turf” continues to gather pace. Presented with the… Read More

Well, the Conductor learned his lesson. Never start off hot on a Gulfstream Wednesday because then you’ll get your ass kicked the rest of the week. Please pony gods, be kind to us on S… Read More

1 for 3 Friday at Gulfstream with the winner being bet down to even money isn’t going to cut it. Finally, we’ve made it to weekend racing with full fields. We have a great gambli… Read More

We had a 14/1 photo 2nd, a 6/1 gullet shot winner by open lengths, and a 6/5 winner Wednesday at Gulfstream. That’s good clean Conductor capping to start the week. He doesn’t lik… Read More

There are four midweek meetings down for decision on Wednesday across Britain and Ireland. The afternoon is dominated by jumps cards at Doncaster (1.30-4.50pm), Punchestown (1.45-4.55) and… Read More

There are just three meetings on Tuesday, with a double-bill of National Hunt fixtures preceding an all-weather Flat card. The tapes rise first at Taunton (2.10-4.45pm) before they’r… Read More

The Conductor felt good as they entered the stretch Saturday at Gulfstream, but his horses lacked the finish required. That’s because you passengers aren’t shoveling hard enough… Read More