0/3 Thursday at Keeneland wasn’t ideal. Now it’s closing day today for great meet that went by too quick. We have the Derby next week and the train will be headed back to New Yor… Read More

Silver Knott saves the day at 5/1 Saturday at Keeneland and the money train continues. The Conductor didn’t have any strong opinions the last two cards and no passenger could solve the… Read More

Boom. Evan Harlan gets up at 22/1 Friday at Keeneland and just like that the train is flush with coal. Thank god the Conductor and real turf racing has returned this spring. Us passengers ar… Read More

The bombs came home Thursday at Keeneland. The only problem was the Conductor didn’t sniff them out. There was a little rain last night, but thankfully not enough to take the races off… Read More

O/3 Wednesday at Keeneland is not what the Conductor ordered. It was a chalk fest anyway. The train moves forward and is ready to crush anything on its path today. Skip. Race 7: 5½ Fu… Read More

The Conductor’s horses got bet down more than he liked Sunday at Keeneland. However, 2/3 with 5/2 and 7/2 winners was nice. Wednesday’s card is intriguing after scratches. Let&rs&hell…Read More

Hayes Strike needed one more jump to beat his re-breaking stablemate Saturday at Keeneland. The Pony Gods punished the Conductor for his time away from the passengers. The Conductor will rel… Read More

Alright passengers, we’re back after a month break. The Conductor was done with Gulfstream and waiting for some real turf racing to start. Then the rain came to Lexington and took his… Read More

This sport is in such a bad spot it’s scary. Tote board malfunctions cost players who were alive to big money yesterday at Tampa, Gulfstream and across the country. Horse racing has th… Read More

Another forgetful Friday at Gulfstream Park. The Conductor wants no part of another rain effected card. The only reason he plays Gulfstream is for the turf races. Whatever, shut up and bet… Read More

The rain was worse the Conductor expected Thursday and another Gulfstream card was ruined. Off the turf again today, the Conductor will try to make due. Skip. Race 5: 5 Furlongs. (All-Weathe… Read More

We’ve moved on from last week with a little less coal. Wednesday’s card is too poor to play at Gulfstream, especially with the races being rained off the turf. Thursday’s f… Read More

0/2 with two scratches made for an annoying Saturday at Gulfstream. Lol at 3 of the 4 contenders scratching in the Fountain of Youth as well. It’s hard to support a game that is run so… Read More

0/3 Friday, but Xy Speed did run a good 3rd at 20/1. Hopefully some of you passengers were able to cash a nice trifecta in that race. We have an outstanding betting card at Gulfstream ahead… Read More

1/3 Thursday with a 7/2 winner at Gulfstream put us slightly in the green. There is still plenty of work still to be done and the Conductor will spend his Friday watching replays for tomorro… Read More

1/3 Wednesday at Gulfstream, but the Gullet Shot winner was bet down to 9/5. Good thing this racing week is just getting started. Today’s card stinks, but Saturday’s is mouth wat… Read More

Two 2nds and a dud Sunday continues the Conductor’s spiral of despair at Gulfstream. The only good news is that we crushed last Wednesday. May history repeat itself. Skip. Race 2: 1 1/… Read More

Well, the Conductor learned his lesson. Never start off hot on a Gulfstream Wednesday because then you’ll get your ass kicked the rest of the week. Please pony gods, be kind to us on S… Read More

1 for 3 Friday at Gulfstream with the winner being bet down to even money isn’t going to cut it. Finally, we’ve made it to weekend racing with full fields. We have a great gambli… Read More

Goose egg Thursday at Gulfstream. We left the track off the hook after a strong Wednesday and now we must make up for it. Only winners today, losers not allowed Skip. Race 2: 7½ Furlo… Read More

We had a 14/1 photo 2nd, a 6/1 gullet shot winner by open lengths, and a 6/5 winner Wednesday at Gulfstream. That’s good clean Conductor capping to start the week. He doesn’t lik… Read More

Cryptonym missed the break again Sunday at Gulfstream and still ran 3rd at 27/1 behind Silent and Violent. The Conductor still hasn’t forgiven the pony gods for missing that monster ex… Read More

The Conductor felt good as they entered the stretch Saturday at Gulfstream, but his horses lacked the finish required. That’s because you passengers aren’t shoveling hard enough… Read More

An easy 4/5 winner Friday at Gulfstream, but the two prices never threatened. A big day is coming, the Conductor can feel it in his plumbs. Let’s Ride. Race 5: 1 Mile. (Turf) Clm 50000… Read More

The Conductor saw the ball well Thursday. A 5/2 winner, a 20/1 shot who lost a photo, and 4/1 2nd is a good sign of things to come. While it could have been a banner day, we will focus on th… Read More

0/3 Wednesday to start the work week. The Conductor should have never taken the train down to Gulfstream. We’ll be broke at this rate before Keeneland even opens. Skip Race 4: 1 1/16 M… Read More

An 8/1 gullet shot Sunday that needed one more jump… More pain and rain in forecast at Gulfstream this weekend. The train continues onward. How much further onward? The Conductor is n… Read More

Another gullet shot scratch and two bad picks Saturday.  The Conductor is a very grumpy man. Gulfstream is really grinding his gears and he will not allow this treatment any longer. 3 f… Read More

The Conductor’s gullet shot was steamed down to 5/1 Friday at Gulfstream and just couldn’t hold off the favorite. Painful. That’s the game we play. Dust yourself off and tr… Read More

Not the Thursday the Conductor was looking for. The Gullet shot scratched and we were nosed out of a 5/1 winner in the finale. Alas, it is a new day and our horses will be bigger, faster and… Read More

We couldn’t get the prices home Saturday, but the Conductor is finally back in the writing groove. He’ll be generously posting Thursday – Sunday from now until kingdom come… Read More

Tumbarumba getting home at 8/1 saved the Conductor’s Pegasus weekend last Saturday at Gulfstream Park. We have another solid stakes filled card today, however Fierceness looks too toug… Read More

Yes, the Conductor has been slacking posting his picks. There are just so few playable races this time of year. However, the Pegasus World Cup card this Saturday at Gulfstream is the kick in… Read More

The Conductor’s prices ran well Saturday, just not well enough to beat the chalk. Rain ruined Sunday, and unfortunately it looks like more rain in the forecast later this week at Gulfs… Read More

2 for 3 including a 2nd and a 4/1 winner Friday at Gulfstream gets the train moving in the right direction. Hitting the triple cold would have brought a coal overflow. However, I’m sur… Read More

Thursday brought an 0/3 with two flops and a gullet shot that ran well with a poor trip. Not the way we wanted to start the new year, but there’s a long track ahead. Tread lightly as i… Read More

Happy New Year, passengers. It’s always tough to get back to the daily grind after the Breeders’ Cup. The Conductor needs full field turf racing to fuel his engine, and this wint… Read More

Nothing like being ice cold heading into the Breeders’ Cup. However, it only takes one horse in these pools to make up for it and then some. All hands on deck, grab a shovel. Skip. Fri… Read More

Woof. A terrible 0/3 is not what the Ductor ordered Friday at Keeneland. With the Breeders’ Cup only a week away, we need more coal fast. Must win Saturday. Skip. Race 6: 6 Furlongs. B… Read More

Romagna Mia was bet down to 2/1, but was an easy winner Sunday. Although their were some juicy carryovers at Keeneland this week, the ponies weren’t popping out to Mr. Ductor. You woul… Read More

0/2 with a scratch Saturday at Keeneland is not what the Ductor ordered. Well, at least that’s why god made Sunday. To bail yourself out before Monday comes. Skip. Race 7: 1½ Mi… Read More

C’mon Ductor, you haven’t posted since Wednesday you slacker! Shut up passengers. Looks like a beautiful Saturday at Keeneland. They should be back on the turf with full fields a… Read More

The Conductor apologizes for not posting since last Thursday. Travel by air kept him away from the rail last weekend. It’s been tough getting back in the swing of things since leaving… Read More

The train finally slowed down Wednesday at Keeneland. 0/2 with a scratch isn’t what we’ve been accustomed to after last weekend. The weather looks poor this weekend too in Lexing… Read More

Chooooo Chooooo!!!! The train continues to roll at Keeneland. Mammas Girl was a late scratch Saturday, but Gina Romantica got up at 11/1 and the Wine Steward ran a hard fought 2nd. The Condu… Read More

Mr. Conductor us passengers are not worthy, We’ve been living in the sewer the last month and you finally came back to save us! Please never leave us again, we bow to you. Is 3/3 with… Read More

The Conductor last spoke to us on Travers day, where he gave out the 36/1 cold exacta in the feature. Unfortunately, another breakdown in the stretch that day made him walk away with a bad t… Read More

No need for the Conductor to play in the slop Friday. Especially after a brutal Thursday with two 2nds and a 3rd. The Ductor can’t believe it’s already Travers Stakes day. The wo… Read More

0/3 with two short priced 2nds Wednesday has the train leaking oil to start the Saratoga racing week. Fortunately, the forecast cleared up for today and we’re fast and firm with limite… Read More

0/3 Saturday at Saratoga left the Conductor sucking his thumb on Sunday. The train needed maintenance on the Lord’s day, so we kept it in the station. There were a few sacrifices made… Read More

0/1 Thursday and off the turf Friday at Saratoga has the Conductor itching to fire his coal this weekend. The forecast looks good Saturday, so we SHOULD be on the turf throughout. We have a… Read More

Goose egg Wednesday brought the train to a screeching halt. They took two races off the turf at Saratoga again today, while four remain on. With rain in the forecast Friday, we need to bring… Read More

The train is humming after a big weekend with Business model getting home at 11/1 Sunday. Saratoga doesn’t want us to have nice things, so all but two races are off the turf today. Luc… Read More

That’s what the Ductor ordered. Casa Creed gets the job done at 9/5 and Spinning Color’s gets Saratoga’s gullet at 6/1 Saturday. Now we’re fast and firm with almost n… Read More

Two 2nds Friday to continue the theme of the meet. This is fun. We are having fun. There is rain in the forecast today too! Yippee! On the turf for now at Saratoga, but pay close attention… Read More

Finally back on the turf today at Saratoga for the first time since Sunday…except the last two full field races where the Conductor had plays in. This meet has sucked the soul out of… Read More

Today, The Conductor took a pit stop at the grocery store (Albertsons for those who want to boycott). It’s not his go to grocery store, but it’s closest to the train station and… Read More

White Abarrio at 10/1 in the Whitney saved the Conductor’s Saratoga Saturday from a financial standpoint. Castellano got Webslinger beat again and Maple Leaf Mel…well, what is t… Read More

0/2 Thursday and another sloppy off the turf Friday has the Conductor turning his attention to the weekend. Saratoga is kicking his teeth in and the weather is ruining the meet. However, thi… Read More

When your best bet gets nosed out at the wire like Miss M M did Wednesday at Saratoga, you’re better off shutting it down for the day. This string of 2nds is getting comical. The tide… Read More

The Conductor got nothing for Verstappen running 2nd at 18/1 Sunday, with Channel Maker pulling the upset. It’s always nice that the Saratoga racing week starts a day early. The wait t… Read More

Rain and off the turf ruined the latter half of Saratoga’s Saturday card for the Conductor. Hit Show was a no show over the slop in the Jim Dandy and Irad got away with another non DQ… Read More

1 for 3 with a 2nd Friday brings the train back into neutral. Saturday has the fattest pools anyway. Classic rope a dope strategy. Give a little back Friday to let Toga feel confident again… Read More

It was a great Thursday at Saratoga for the Conductor and us passengers. A 5/1 winner with  7/1 and 12/1 2nds behind favorites was impressive. What an honor it is to ride his train. Let… Read More

These 2nds at Saratoga are getting as old as Linda Rice horses re-breaking to win at 3/5. Hopefully Wednesday‘s 11/1 gullet shot gave you passengers a nice exacta. Looks like there are… Read More

Saratoga continues to torcher the Conductor with two brutal 2nds at 7/2 and 15/1 Sunday. Mr. Ductor doesn’t play this game for 2nds. He wants his picture taken and the train needs more… Read More

A 2nd, 3rd, and chalk winner Saturday at Saratoga teased the Conductor. He’s seeing the ball well, he just hasn’t connected with a big price to crush toga at the windows yet. Kee… Read More

Well, we they could have run just fine on the turf Friday. There wasn’t a drop of rain all day. The Conductor’s frustration is growing. He wants full turf fields an quality price… Read More

Only one short priced winner Thursday isn’t going to pay the Conductor’s coal bill. We need to get the train humming at Saratoga soon. With scattered storms on the radar, Friday… Read More

Damn, 0/2 with two complete no shows Wednesday has the Conductor scratching his head to start week 2 at Saratoga. You need a goldfish memory in this game and we’re already onto the nex… Read More

We’re back at Saratoga after a 1/3 Saturday with a 5/2 winner. Not amazing, but slightly in the green. Overall, it was a pretty disappointing week with all the rain. The Conductor won… Read More

We’re back on the turf today. Thank you pony gods. The first Saturday at Saratoga and the Conductor needs to rebound after a poor Thursday. Plenty of full fields and great opportunitie… Read More

Poor Sunday at Belmont to close the meet, but nobody cares about that now. Our wait is finally over. Saratoga is finally here. Will you hammer the right horses and make all your dreams come… Read More

Brutal Saturday for the Conductor, The pony gods put him in his place for tempting them. However, you still can’t wipe the smile off the Ductor’s face. Last day at Belmont and th… Read More

2 for 3 with 8/5 and 7/1 winners with a 7/1 2nd at Belmont Friday is just what the Ductor ordered. I can’t believe these tickets are free, this is such a great ride. The generous Condu… Read More

0/3 Tuesday at Belmont after a great weekend left a sour taste in the Conductor’s mouth. Thankfully, the pony gods let us get right back at it after only two days of rest. It’s t… Read More

Mr. Ductor was in a foul mood after his winning gullet shot was DQ’d Monday. However, he kept his composure and delivered with two easy winners after. Belmont can only keep him at bay… Read More

Bernt Again saves Sunday at 4/1  for the Conductor and us passengers. The train keeps rolling at Belmont and the July 4th party rolls on. More grilled meat, more stew, more winners. Let… Read More

2/4 Saturday with Three Technique getting home at 5/1 starts the Belmont weekend off in the green. The Conductor found it hard to find horses to lean on today, but he’s always got a fe… Read More

Belmont needs to pay for cancelling the Conductor’s hard work Friday. How are these Canadian fires still reeking havoc? Clean it up Canada, Mr. Ductor has bills to pay. Skip. Race 2: 7… Read More

The Conductor couldn’t sleep all week having to wait until Friday for Belmont to resume after a disappointing Sunday. The good news is we have five straight days of racing through the… Read More

A chalky Saturday at Belmont brought the train back into neutral. Don’t worry passengers, we’re not going to let NYRA off the hook. Time to punch back end the weekend with a bang… Read More

Let’s go Mr. Ductor. Friday at Belmont brings us back to back #gullet shot of the day winners heading into the weekend. I’m so happy to be a passenger and have this extra summer… Read More

There we go Conductor, there we go. Sonic Speed floats up to 7/1 and rings Belmont’s bell Thursday. If the pony gods can continue to hold off the rain, we’re going to have a big… Read More

Wow, the Conductor thought there would be no chance they would be on the turf today at Belmont. This whole weekend doesn’t look good on the radar. Lucky us, we need to make up for last… Read More

0/2 on a chalky Saturday at Belmont brings the train back into neutral. Slim pickings again on Sunday, but there is a bomb that can make our month. As great as the Belmont Stakes Day card wa… Read More

The rain held off for the most part and we get turf racing at Belmont. The Conductor last left us with a gullet shot of the day winner Thursday and is ready to fire after a Friday off. Unfor… Read More

Belmont Stakes Day is over. A great day for horse racing and a great day to be a passenger. Time to get back to work. Skip. View this post on Instagram A… Read More