I gotta tell you, folks, nothing gets my blood boiling more than bureaucracy, particularly when it comes to immigration. Let me put it this way: If our immigration system was an engine, it w… Read More

Ah, Social Security, that wonderful safety net that’s supposed to catch us before we plummet into the abyss of old age poverty. Did you hear the news? We’ve got a COLA update for… Read More

Picture this: a bald eagle flying majestically over the vast boreal forest of Alaska. Now, imagine that eagle weaving through a maze of oil rigs and flaming moose. Well, maybe not flaming mo… Read More

Alright, folks, sit down and buckle up because we’re about to take a wild ride through the festering swamp of American politics. It’s like watching a chaotic circus, except nobod… Read More

Oh boy, buckle up folks because it looks like we’re diving deep into the latest episode of America’s most absurd game show. No, it’s not The Price is Right, but you might w… Read More

I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention, but Biden is apparently trying to squeeze Netanyahu on cease-fire talks. Great, because when I think “Middle East peace,&rdquo… Read More

Ah, yes. Here we are again, staring down the barrel of another international debacle like we’re waiting for the next season of our least favorite TV show. Is China about to invade Taiw… Read More

Prepare for the Flood: Picture this – summer day, ice cream in hand, and suddenly, bam! Your friend’s house is taking a dip in the local river because Mother Nature decided to ma… Read More

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round, because we’ve got ourselves a doozy. If you thought the circus had left town, well, bad news: It just set up a permanent tent in North Caroli… Read More

Oh, for the love of common sense, can we please get Donald Trump to drop out of this absurd charade? I mean, how many more years of this sideshow do we have to endure? When Trump first annou… Read More

The United Kingdom has become the punchline of a very bad joke, and guess who’s to blame—wait for it—the Tories! Yes, that band of merry incompetents somehow managed to tur… Read More

Ah, Pennsylvania. You thought the road to the White House was dramatic? Wait until you get a load of the Senate race we’re about to witness. Did someone order a political reality show… Read More

Let’s talk about elections, folks. Are you election ready? What a question. It’s like asking if you’re ready for a root canal or a colonoscopy. Because, let’s face it… Read More

Here we go again. Mexico might be on the cusp of electing its first woman president, Claudia Sheinbaum. Finally, Mexico is doing something that turns heads for a reason other than tequila an… Read More

How in the name of all things normal does a kids’ event lead to a legal threat? We’ve officially hit peak absurdity, folks. And the culprit? Bluey. Yes, that animated dog that&rs… Read More

Alright, gather round, folks, because I’ve got some news that will, without a doubt, make you question your sanity. We’re not content with just voting on trivial things like pres… Read More

Let me get this straight, Biden decides to mess with tariffs on China and suddenly his pals in the party are flipping tables like it’s a Greek wedding. I mean, come on! Sometimes I thi… Read More

Alright folks, let’s talk about the new catastrophe on the horizon. No, it’s not another sequel to some god-awful movie, it’s the latest baby formula recall. That’s r… Read More

You want to talk about the economy? Fine. Buckle up because this ride is going to be more bewildering than a cat trying to understand quantum mechanics. See, if you ask a Republican politici… Read More

Ah, Memorial Day weekend, folks! The time where America collectively gets drunk on cheaper-than-usual beer while jamming sixteen hot dogs into our already cholesterol-stuffed arteries. But t… Read More

The UK’s Upcoming Election: Or, How Britain’s Stock Market Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Chaos. Oh boy, here we go again. The British are at it once more, proving that th… Read More

Let’s get something straight. The Biden administration is rolling out a brand spankin’ new plan to deal with immigration by effectively shutting down the border. Guess what? They… Read More

You ever read a headline so absurd you have to check if it’s your glasses betraying you or reality itself has taken a dive off the deep end? Well, buckle up, because this one’s a… Read More

Folks, let’s talk about the elephant in the room — or should I say the elephant-size hole in all our wallets? You’ve heard about it, I’ve ranted about it, and it seem… Read More

So there I was, sipping my morning coffee, innocuous as a pigeon in a park, when I stumble upon a story so drenched in scandal it makes House of Cards look like Sesame Street. And boy, isn&r… Read More

In the grand circus of global politics, the Middle East often steals the spotlight, and not in the shiny, happy way that a Broadway star does. No, it’s more like the way your crazy unc… Read More

Welcome to Columbus, Ohio, folks, where the local pastime has escalated from watching college football to dodging bullets! You heard me right. This isn’t your grandma’s cross-sti… Read More

So, just when you thought political surprises were confined to say, alien invasions or discovering that your dog can talk, along comes Governor Greg Abbott with a move that makes so little s… Read More

Well, strap in folks, because the potential of a Trump-Biden tie is about as exhilarating as choosing between a root canal and a colonoscopy — and honest to God, I’ve been throug… Read More

Oh, buckle up folks because the circus just got a brand-new act. And no, I’m not talking about an elephant riding a tricycle—I’m talking about politics, which, let’s… Read More

And frankly, it’s as incomprehensible as trying to read Braille through a pair of mittens. According to a recent poll, and I kid you not, voters are ticket-splitting like kids trading… Read More