2016-03-19 18:53
My boyfriend delivers babies. I have a hard time wrapping my head around that fact sometimes. In part because I've never actually seen him do anything medical.I have, however, started to sub… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
My brain doesn't want to work today. That's what happens when you spend the entire weekend drunk and making trouble.I don't often go out with a big group of girls, but for Super Bowl Sunday… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
The IT guy at work is super friendly. It makes me wonder if I work for one of those companies that tracks which websites you visit. No one's ever gotten in trouble for anything along those l… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Due to the celibacy countdown, the doctor and I have somehow started talking dirty on instant messenger. Not cyber-sex dirty, just a lot of hinting about what we're going to do to each other… Read More
2006-02-08 01:37
At happy hour last night, I somehow found myself having a gushy, girly conversation with the chick who's banging my work-crush. Three beers for me, four of something clear (vodka tonics?) fo… Read More
2006-02-08 01:34
The phone. I have a friend who claims he doesn't believe in it. Why call a girl when you can just as easily IM and e-mail her?Call me old fashioned, but I think phone calls are necessary… Read More
2005-10-22 21:15
I have a stalker. A kid from high school, who stopped me on the street in front of my apartment after he recognized me one evening. We had never spoken before that night. He called me by the… Read More
2005-10-05 00:15
I put a stop to "baby talk" with my ex. Again. We have to do this every so often. We'll put a stop to it, and then little by little find it creeping up on us. The little animal nicknames we… Read More
2005-08-28 15:34
I didn't have to wait two weeks this time for S.H. to contact me. It seems there are in fact two ways to get a guy's attention:* Ignore him* Flirt with his friendsI was rather shocked he e… Read More
2005-07-30 11:48
Sometimes staying home on a Friday night is as much a guilty pleasure as going out. I was not in the mood to relive the same old night -- a couple of my best friends, a dive bar in Hell's K… Read More
2005-07-18 02:46
I swooned when my boss confided in me that he had had childhood leukemia. He wanted to make sure that -- with all the work I was missing -- I was indeed "alright." He kept asking, "Are you a… Read More
2005-07-15 11:22
Among the many other things we discussed, my boss also mentioned that there was nothing wrong with making S.H. my "fuck buddy." Apparently there are two types of serial hook-ups: "fuck budd… Read More
2005-07-11 23:08
It can be hard to get rid of a serial hook-up in a mature fashion. After all, since you were never quite "dating," it's not exactly like you can break-up. The simplest solution is probably j… Read More
2005-07-11 01:39
In the beginning, there was a girl with a website that served her well but ultimately got her into a lot of trouble. It was a silly little website and people laughed. Laughed, even though it… Read More
2005-07-10 23:27
I'm more forgiving of the serial hook-up, but I still don't recommend it.The reason serial hook-ups are so tempting is because they're "almost" like a relationship. Some girls, I've heard, e… Read More
2005-07-10 16:48
So I have a theory about one night stands and the girls who engage in them. They suck. I can't stomach them, and I don't think I should have to. And girls who have one night stands ruin it f… Read More
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