2016-03-19 18:53
I think I’d like to see the human race roll up with a little more ‘humanity’.Seriously.“Consider the following. We humans are social beings. We come into the world as… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
How could ye, ye gloriously rich and gooey confection? It was truly love I had for ye. Alas, forgiveness will be some time in coming.On the slow road back from a nasty bout of self-inflict… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Sorry. Either you missed it or you didn't. But it didn't go away when I did. Buckle up, Buttercups!So why isn't this terrorism? Why aren't we fighting a war on THIS organized terrorism ri… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Here at Rupert & McElroy (yep, I still work there), we get calls (mostly complaint calls) from KFC customers with some regularity. Odd, because, well, we ain't KFC. I’ll answer t… Read More
2010-03-30 20:42
It's been over a year since I've posted. So, it feels VERY weird to be here typing again. Not sure anyone still checks in (I probably wouldn't myself), but I'm hoping to be a better 'hoste… Read More
2009-01-20 19:22
I heard this recap this morning and wanted to share. Tell me again how he got re-elected? Read More
2009-01-20 19:06
...There are places I remember,All my life, though some have changed...I have never been what I'd call gullible. At least I don't remember ever being so. In my "advanced youth", I've certa… Read More
2008-11-21 10:17
Okay, while thinking about movie titles yesterday, quite a few "stinkers" crossed my mind. Consequently, today's list (and it'll be the last, I promise) includes some of the worst movies I… Read More
2008-11-18 20:33
Pointed here from Mark Gibson at Abject Conjecture, our record is now sullied...please direct any complaints there.Like Mark, I've done this off the cuff, so don't expect any cool stuff. Co… Read More
2008-11-18 14:53
Can you believe that it’s been nearly a month since I’ve been here? Well, with the elections over, I’ve not had much to discuss. Until last night...Oh, sure, there’… Read More
2008-10-24 16:36
Wishing I could embed this video, but this link will have to do (copyright issues and such). Pointed here by docnebula (via Mark Evanier, I believe). Pass it along Read More
2008-10-24 14:23
Pleeeeeease tell me some more how you're just a hockey mom sitting around your kitchen table rubbing two nickels together trying make a spark so you could start a fire to cook a can a beans… Read More
2008-10-19 20:33
...wild nights are calling....And everything looks so completeWhen you're walking out on the streetAnd the wind catches your feetAnd sends you flying, cryingIf you haven't seen this...you RE… Read More
2008-10-16 21:03
Wise words from John McCain (February 2000) Read More
2008-10-16 18:56
A fellow dem in my office forwarded me this pic today and I just had to share! Especially given the majority of my regulars love the comics, too Read More
2008-09-24 20:52
Just sharing some new sidewalk art pics I was forwarded today. I hadn't seen them before and thought you may not have either. (Click the pic to enlarge.) Enjoy! Read More
2008-09-15 17:23
Just a brief note to let those who drop by here from time to time...and consider themselves friends...know that me and mine are well. This despite 85 MPH winds yesterday that took out power… Read More
2008-09-09 16:26
I am one pissed off American Woman.There.I said it.After last week's RNC, I found I was pretty off put. But, hey, sometimes, these things are "just me"...you know? The morning after Sarah… Read More
2008-08-14 19:19
Hi, all! It's me again.Your friendly, neighborhood beeyotch.I'm currently on hold on the telephone and thought I'd start hammering this post out, while I wait to get some resolution.Let's s… Read More
2008-07-09 19:24
Something is...I don't know...off. The clues are pretty random, though.* My refrigerator is backed up with leftovers. (And not some lame leftovers, either. We're talking ham & cheese… Read More
2008-07-02 21:51
While I'm on a roll, let me note that talking ill of someone (no matter your opinion), in front of their children that love them, is a pretty classless, shitty thing to do. And, honestly, i… Read More
2008-07-02 21:41
This post is long. (My apologies in advance.) I can safely say that it's long (as I barely begin typing), because there is a lot that’s been going on and I’ve been reluctant to… Read More
2008-06-11 20:03
Got this clip via email from the folks at Move-On...along with a request to help raise $70,000 to put this ad (which John Cusack did for free) on the air. Don't have $70,000, but maybe gett… Read More
2008-06-11 19:40
I realize it's Wednesday. Really I do.It's taken me that long to get to this. Gee my life sure is excitin'!!Monday morning, I was sitting back at my desk, typing up a storm, when something… Read More
2008-06-06 20:59
Don't know if I pulled this one out of my hat already or not...But I'm sitting around my house waiting for the cable company to come repair our service (having already taken the van to get b… Read More
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