2019-04-21 01:50
1. All sects have healthy cash flow to allow their disciples to spend their days perfecting their martial arts skills. This can only mean they rely on donation or extortion to flourish.2. Al… Read More
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Humour and satire blog from Winston Chong in Singapore
2018-11-30 13:48
(Photo taken at Munich Marienplatz Neues Rathaus (new town hall)In most government buildings, pay-per-use public washrooms like these are your best bet. They can be expensive, but they are… Read More
2018-11-16 09:42
1. Country destroyed due to a ruthless dictator, rebuilt by a resilient populace. And they did a good job restoring dozens of historical buildings back to their former glory before the f… Read More
2018-04-09 07:12
Some people may not realise that I am a deeply religious man. Each week I join my fellow brothers and sisters to sing praise to the source of our eternal happiness. And I proudly wear my… Read More
2017-12-08 06:51
Giving Xmas presents is like shitting. It takes some effort for people to get it out in a day or a few. And once it leaves you, you don't talk about it at all, to anyone, ever, unless peop… Read More
2017-08-21 05:28
Synchronised swimming should be re-categorised under Performance Gymnastics rather than Swimming with the 'aquatic dancers' flashing their mega-watt smiles while other athletes can only must… Read More
2017-07-29 01:39
I would love to live in the Game of Thrones universe. Their raven message delivery system span vast swathes of land but still reach their intended recipients all the time - sealed and secu… Read More
2017-05-03 23:32
2017-04-28 00:46
Wife: Do we have tight butts? Me: Not sure about you, but I confirmed have. W: Why can't I have yours? M: Not easy, must work on it. W: I can just buy what! M: You very rich and lazy. W: Wha… Read More
2017-04-27 00:58
There are seedy places here that the powers that be, would rather they remain in the dark, literally. Whenever I have my primal needs in the wee hours, I would try to fight my urges so as… Read More
2017-04-11 08:09
Nothing can forcibly tear me away from United - a brand that I've loved over the decades. I'm sure they will fly again from their latest setback and we fans should rally behind Jose. We are… Read More
2017-03-30 09:40
I sorry I shouldn't have probed. It is tough for people with split personality to find work. Kudos to Samsung for employing them.The Police should update this theft prevention placard… Read More
2017-03-14 03:27
2017-02-24 00:37
With perseverance and patience, great things can happen to anyone. After 96 hours of anguish, I finally receive my reward - Friday is here Read More
2017-01-10 14:53
The best Year of the Rooster ad campaigns should showcase something more palatable rather than huggable. Instead of cute chick plushies, think roast chicken. Aren't we taught not to play wit… Read More
2016-12-31 16:35
For something already bad, adding more will only make it worse. Just remember that 2017 is 2016 plus 1 Read More
2016-12-11 01:15
Five things I've learnt during the 10-day Kansai trip: 1. You can still get food poisoning in a First World country like Japan if you are unlucky like me. Thus it is imperative to have insur… Read More
2016-11-21 09:49
weekend long run + chips binge = happinessHappiness + guilt = Monday evening run Read More
2016-11-09 14:07
2016-10-04 04:59
If you think what you are about to read below absolute nonsense, I hope you would at least find this poster above useful, which was taken at the Keflavik International Airport at Reykjavik… Read More
2016-09-08 00:58
Filipino president Duterte scolded his American counterpart Obama using the Tagalog expression "putang ina" which can mean "son of a whore" or "son of a bitch". To me, these two words are… Read More
2016-08-13 02:57
Let me predict what would happen from Joseph Schooling's historic Olympics gold medal win in 100m Butterfly event:1. 5039 (timing of 50.39sec) will be the hottest 4D number and Joseph's late… Read More
2016-08-11 02:41
Straits Times by publishing the same piece of news twice today in two sections (Home and Sports), is doing a good job in explaining the local term "double confirm", and giving readers a t… Read More
2016-08-02 09:13
Working in my new office complex is affecting my morale. Every day at lunchtime and when I finish work, when I'm taking the lift, I'll hear the Voice saying "Going down", which seems to su… Read More
2016-08-01 02:19
Time is precious hence losing even a second feels painful. On the other hands, I still have my minutes and hours to cherish and I should stop clocking anymore tine puns on my blog and hav… Read More
2016-07-23 06:27
There are 2 groups of people in the world now: Pokemon Go and Pokemon Go-To-Hell Read More
2016-07-13 00:43
Last evening, a tall slim woman whispered to me "Want to have a good time?" and slipped a pill to me. In a moment of folly, I swallowed it and immediately felt light-headed. The next thing… Read More
2016-07-08 13:14
I'm proud to say that I'm charismatic, humorous, intelligent, and still shy to admit that I'm the perfect gentleman. Oh, by the way, I'm also an incorrigible liar Read More
2016-06-26 08:25
Wow! 'Wireless'! Didn't know Uniqlo is into wearable technology. I couldn't find a similar model in the men's section though. I think there's gender discrimination here Read More
2016-04-16 02:08
There are lots of people who look perfectly normal on the outside but are actually quite crazy. If you have the misfortune to meet one, just keep calm and agree with whatever they write on t… Read More
2016-03-29 09:41
A little project I started in 2014 on a whim has reached a big milestone, at least for me. This blog has garnered more than 100,000 page views since its inception. I'm glad that there are pe… Read More
2016-03-17 04:37
1. Porn: there are loads of online sexperts providing an excellent hand-y job in this area already. 2. Personal porn: you can have a ball of a time elsewhere ogling at female blog… Read More
2016-03-05 04:37
2016-03-03 05:45
Just saying. Since these handsome dudes are listed as identical, this newspaper can just put one photo and list the other 2 bros as 'same as above'.********************** Two cute mice fro… Read More
2016-02-10 09:30
Shopping malls have been blaring Lunar New Year ditties ad nauseam for the past 1 month. I hope the smart ones can quickly switch their playlist to love ballads in time for Valentine's Day… Read More
2016-02-07 12:49
Everyone knows I'm a straight talker so I wouldn't bore you with any auspicious greetings this Lunar New Year. So for 2016, I hope everyone will LOSE big time...on your weight; CRY a lot...w… Read More
2016-01-19 06:17
Just saying. Since these handsome dudes are listed as identical, this newspaper can just put one photo and list the other 2 bros as 'same as above' Read More
2016-01-14 13:20
Just two weeks into the new year and it is already shaping up as an eventful year for those aged 69. Two left this world- David Bowie and Alan Rickman; one on top of the world - Sylvester… Read More
2016-01-01 00:22
At my age, it is 10..9...8.... zzz-----You wouldn't find me posting new year resolutions here which I would then procrastinate for the next 3 months. I'm already doing that everyday. In f… Read More
2015-12-04 06:35
My only wish for this Christmas is a good pair of earphones... so that I can shut out the !@#$% Christmas carols that are being played everywhere, including my office. Before we can wish f… Read More
2015-11-17 07:44
Five things I learnt on a day trip to Batam1. The movie actually starts playing in the cinema before the screening time without any commercials.2. Watching a Hollywood movie in a modern cine… Read More
2015-10-27 00:28
Haze haze, Go away Come again? Someone will pay! ***** Any smart Singaporean will look beyond the haze situation and see something positive. I tried doing that and I'm positive that t… Read More
2015-10-07 07:04
Hope this caterer can deliver their food to their customers as airtight as their tissue pack as seen in my futile attempt to open it, and at the same time, not taste like it.This is a ra… Read More
2015-09-20 05:02
2015-09-19 02:08
2015-09-11 19:56
Whenever 'landslide' is mentioned, it is always followed by the body count and rebuilding efforts. In Singapore's context, the entire country has suffered and it will take at least the ne… Read More
2015-09-09 02:02
I absolutely agree! Top on my list are: slumber party, summer party, durian party and of course birthday party!In this general election, there are more assassinations committed in the past… Read More
2015-09-01 05:41
As we are entering this volatile season, I urge everyone to stay calm and civilised and not hurl abuses at the other camps. I'm supporting my team with a good track record, and they always… Read More
2015-08-13 15:19
Better For women who want to have a bigger bust, you just need to have a smaller waistline. For men who want to look taller, you just need to surround yourself with shorter buddies. For all… Read More
2015-08-11 07:04
(Visual of SG50 logo not shown here for your sanity)The ubiquitous SG50 red round logo has been used/abused, explored/exploited in every way possible. The SG50 logo now stands for Se… Read More
2015-08-09 13:12
1. Looking at the mobile column with the latest shiny military vehicles on display, I half expect them to transform to Autobots, which might become a reality in SG100. 2. With the default dr… Read More
2015-08-07 03:50
1. In our pursuit for a slim bod with gym packages and wearable gadgets, we need to have a fat wallet.2. To appear taller than others, we often fall short in the department of empathy and re… Read More
2015-07-28 02:46
Turning 40 Ever since I crossed the threshold of the big Four Oh, I've decided to be more gung-ho and say 'YES' to whatever new adventures that life might throw at me. The Wifey rebutted "… Read More
2015-07-07 04:17
There are now two high profile court cases where men paid a high price for saying the wrong things on the wrong people. Hence I've always try to say the right thing to the right person all… Read More
2015-06-19 06:13
Wife I know this day would come when my wife finally left me. The writings were on the wall since the past month but I was too blind to see. Despite much pleading, she still packed her sui… Read More
2015-06-05 06:45
There's no need to bite your medal to tell the world you are not dreaming and this is real. We get it. May I remind you that if you chip a tooth while biting into the electroplated brass… Read More
2015-06-02 23:19
Heroic copywriter for thinking out of the box in linking 'natural goodness' with the world's hardest rock for whatever reasons. Moronic for reminding potential customers that they are jus… Read More
2015-05-22 02:27
Note: I'm doing a 'best of' compilation as I'm entering the Singapore Blog Awards 2015 and need to submit 'three recommended blog posts' as part of the criteria. This post is one of the… Read More
2015-05-13 06:01
Note: I'm doing a 'best of' compilation as I'm entering the Singapore Blog Awards 2015 and need to submit 'three recommended blog posts' as part of the criteria. This post is one of the… Read More
2015-05-13 06:00
Note: I'm doing a 'best of' compilation as I'm entering the Singapore Blog Awards 2015 and need to submit 'three recommended blog posts' as part of the criteria. This post is one of the… Read More
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