Boredom In The Burbs Blog

The Last Two Weeks Of Summer Vacation

2015-11-03 18:43

WARNING: If you're going to respond to this post with a pathetic moan about how angry I seem and you're sad to see me experiencing these negative emotions...THEN DON'T READ IT!People think t… Read More

Dying Of Boredom In The Burbs

2014-01-03 13:53

If you can’t take a joke, handle the truth or are one of those people that get overly offended by social media posts…then don’t read this!\I’m dying of boredom in th… Read More

Swim Lessons

2014-01-03 13:51

There are two types of swim lessons in the burbs. The kind that take place at a luxurious private facility with a cost equivalent to one month’s mortgage payment; and the type that are… Read More

Christmas Seasoned With A Dash Of Jew

2014-01-03 13:47

I hate Christmas decorations! There, I've admitted it, publicly. Maybe it’s because I was born a Jew and converted to Christianity later in life. At the Baptism, no one menti… Read More

Fashion Fails Me In The Burbs

2014-01-03 13:47

I’m turning into Larry Niddlemeyer! Who’s Larry Niddlemeyer, you ask? Larry Niddlemeyer was the father of a close friend I had while growing up. He often went out on the weekends… Read More

A Problematic Symptom And Possible Treatment

2014-01-03 13:42

Do not read, guzzle or sip without PARENTAL ADVISORY!The first and foremost sign that you are dying of boredom in the burbs is that nothing you do or experience feels remotely stimulating. T… Read More