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2013-05-16 03:32
Las Vegas, Nevada -- OJ Simpson was back in court today in an effort to overturn his kidnapping and armed robbery conviction. His hands were cuffed to his belt and legs shackled… Read More
2013-05-15 03:30
Washington, D.C. – What does it say about our country when a government entity as powerful as the IRS targets specific groups and organizations that have competing views with the curre… Read More
2013-05-11 21:05
Cleveland, Ohio — Ariel Castro is being held on $8 million dollar bond for suspected rape and kidnapping of three young women for almost a decade. Also being held are his brother… Read More
2013-05-10 05:02
Cleveland, Ohio -- Ariel Castro, accused kidnapper and rapist, claimed in a 2004 suicide note that he was abused as a child and that regarding his victims, “They are here against… Read More
2013-04-29 00:58
WORLD: Moscow -- Member of Russian feminist punk band Pussy Riot, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, was denied parole on Friday. She and two other members of the band were charged with "hoo… Read More
2013-04-24 05:24
Tupelo, Mississippi — Perturbed federal agents came up empty-handed in their investigation of a Mississippi, Elvis impersonator. Charges were dismissed today without prejudice&nb&hell…Read More
2013-04-21 00:40
Denver, Colorado -- Thousands of stoners began flooding the Capitol grounds this morning in the Mile HIGH city of Denver. It is the start of the annual Weed Fest stoner migration named… Read More
2013-04-18 03:16
A global manhunt is on by U.S. officials to find those responsible for recent acts of terror and violence...© 2013 The Daily Duce Dispatch and The Austin Daily Duce Dispa… Read More
2013-04-17 10:59
Washington, D.C. -- It was announced today that applications are being sought for a trip to the red planet. A national poll by the esteemed Pew & Gagme Foundation found that Americ… Read More
2013-04-17 10:59
Washington, D.C. -- It was announced today that applications are being sought for a trip to the red planet. A national poll by the esteemed Pew & Gagme Foundation found that Americ… Read More
2013-04-14 01:26
In other news it was leaked by political staffers that Nancy Pelosi is being committed to a specialized form of rehabilitation. Rumors and speculation are that she may have a moderate… Read More
2013-04-13 22:50
NATION: Washington, D.C. – Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer delivered details of important progress made by congress this week on gun violence…© 2013 The Daily Duce Di… Read More
2013-04-13 17:54
SOUTH KOREA, Seoul – Speaking to reporters, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry offered stern warnings to Kim Jong-un about his rhetoric on use of nuclear weapons, while seeki… Read More
2013-04-11 07:59
ISRAEL, Tel Aviv — Meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry wrapped up three days of high-level Mideast diplomacy. Kerry sought… Read More
2013-04-10 04:00
Washington, D.C. - Obama plans to reveal his budget plan on Wednesday for 2014. He is reportedly staying consistent with the same general message he's promoted since taking office… Read More
2013-04-07 07:28
Over the weekend, Pentagon officials decided to release a graphic depiction of its response to a nuclear first strike attempt by North Korea against the U.S. or its allies...Kim Jong-un migh… Read More
2013-04-07 06:09
New Secretary of State John Kerry held a news conference to discuss his peacemaking efforts in a return trip to the Mideast. He was probed by reporters on important issu… Read More
2013-04-06 20:16
The city of Austin and Google recently announced a joint press conference for business leaders to be held this Tuesday, April 9th, at 11 a.m. The invitation states, “&h&hell…Read More
2013-04-06 17:55
President Obama described California Atty. Gen. Kamala Harris as "by far the best-looking attorney general in the country" in a news conference today. The White House quickly acted to… Read More
2013-04-05 01:53
NATIONAL: The Pew Research Center did a study and found that fifty-two percent of Americans said marijuana use should be legal. In a similar study conducted by the Pooch Research… Read More
2013-04-03 02:27
KOREAN PENINSULA: After spotting a US warship off its Coast, North Korea's 30 year old boy dictator Kim Jong-um vowed no more tolerance for American Imperialists intervention and ordere… Read More
2013-04-02 04:04
KOREAN PENINSULA: Southwestern Coast - In response to missile threats against US interests and rhetoric of nuclear warfare emanating from North Korea, U.S. defense offici… Read More
2013-03-31 22:07
On a popular Sunday morning tv show, Cardinal Timothy Dolan of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of New York, said that Catholics should support DOMA and oppose same sex marriage. Sp… Read More
2013-03-31 01:41
NORTH KOREA: Pyongyang – The North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is reportedly targeting Texas for a missile strike out of jealously toward George W. Bush…OMG…we ne… Read More
2013-03-30 17:17
Portland, Maine - Zumba fitness instructor Alexis Wright solemnly answered guilty to 20 separate counts of prostitution, theft and tax evasion. Looking despondent and remor… Read More
2013-03-30 14:19
Washington, D.C. — Rep. Don Young apologized today for using a racial slur last year in reference to migrant farm workers...© 2013 The Daily Duce Dispatch The Austi… Read More
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