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2010-10-03 17:00
A You Tube user by the name of GreatUncleKevin who created a Michael Jackson Parody video sent me this message regarding my Michael Jackson Parody:Video: "Friggin thief! You stole th… Read More
2010-10-03 01:01
Man- Inventor of some of the greatest phrases of all time. Phrases like "Let's just take off our clothes and hold each other." And "Let's all get wasted and then go ride a roller coaster!"He… Read More
2010-09-26 01:12
After watching you nearly bring the Vikings to the Superbowl last season, I thought to myself.. Man, we messed up... big time!Thank you for proving me wrong!I take back what I previously wro… Read More
2010-09-08 22:15
For Allah's sake, terrorists have feelings too!The leader of a small Florida church that espouses anti-Islam philosophy said he was determined to burn copies of the Koran on September 11, de… Read More
2010-09-07 02:42
Just When I thought NOTHING Could Cheer me up... And of course... The You Tube Response. Happy Labor Day Read More
2010-07-07 14:00
BraveIntelligentGentlePoliteEnergeticNuttyIndustriousSensitve Any questions? Read More
2010-07-04 14:00
Anyone that knows me knows that I am a loyal Speedway customer. The coffee absolutely rocks! For that reason I rarely, if ever, stop at a BP gas station- and now I NEVER will. Even if my veh… Read More
2010-07-03 14:23
Alright it's my birthday! Cough up the gifts people!Clothes! More Clothes! Two pairs of shorts for the Summer.You were going to have to buy me new Summer clothes to replace the ones I o… Read More
2010-07-03 13:21
Below is my list of the Top Ten Most Overused Phrases In Personal Ads.If YOUR ad does not contain any of the following phrases, please contact me immediately! 10) "I live life to the fu… Read More
2010-06-26 13:55
I never understood the thought process behind "Blank Inside" greeting cards. Greetings cards, in general, have some of the best pre-written sonnets and poems ever scripted to articulate o… Read More
2010-06-21 15:06
I have a message to all of the people who use the last of the toilet paper and don't change the roll...Fuck You!Too harsh? Are your feelings hurt? Did I make you cry? I only say that because… Read More
2010-06-15 16:52
When my son starts to ge a little sleepy, he gets really crabby. I mean really, really crabby.Just when you think he's about to explode, he turns off like a light switch and falls fast aslee… Read More
2010-05-04 14:10
Summer is almost here. Time for picnics, fireworks, and festivals. Before the mercury rises and we shed our heavier clothes for more appropriate seasonal attire, let us keep in mind th… Read More
2010-04-16 04:40
Michael & Renee Hoffmann are pleased to announce the birth of their daughter Kristen Marie Hoffmann.Birth Date: April 15, 2010Birth Time: 3:35 AMWeight:: 7lbs. 11ozs.Length: 20 i… Read More
2010-04-14 21:18
Once a model hits the ripe old age of 20, it's over baby! One minute you're center stage, the next minute you're tired old ass is reduced to being a barely visible face standing in the backg… Read More
2010-04-12 19:47
Former NBA New Jersey Nets, Philadelphia 76ers, Charlotte Hornets, Detroit Pistons and number 1 overall draft-pick Derrick Coleman, who made $87 F#$KING MILLION DOLLARS playing professional… Read More
2010-04-12 14:35
I stumbled upon this posting on the Best Of Craigslist. I absolutely laughed my ass off when I first read it. This poor guy must have desperately needed a Blue Coleman Cooler to inspire this… Read More
2010-03-30 16:24
After years of keeping quiet about his personal life and having a hit record that anyone other than William Hung gives a shit about, pop star Ricky Martin has FINALLY announced that he is ga… Read More
2010-03-25 05:40
I'll admit I probably woke up in a bad mood this morning...This must be a sign of my old age but I had no idea Lady Gaga was a singer! Can this B%$#H even sing? I thought this was the latest… Read More
2010-03-02 03:58
Bill Clinton offered his support to Tiger Woods in a phone call with the embattled golf star, a spokesman for the former president confirms. "President Clinton spoke with Tiger and wished hi… Read More
2010-02-22 16:35
I have absolutely had enough of law enforcement officials who abuse their power! Joseph Schneider of Sussex, Wisconsin tells reporters about his horrifying experience with a State… Read More
2010-02-19 18:16
Tiger...It's not the end of the world. You're not an evil person. You're not a failure. You're just a Whore!Your wife knew you were a whore when she agreed to marry you. In fact, the two of… Read More
2010-02-14 06:23
The automobile is quite possibly, the greatest invention the world has ever seen. An engineering masterpiece carved out of steel and glass. Once, it was a simple mode of transportation we us… Read More
2010-02-10 19:17
A little billboard off I-35 near a small Minnesota town featuring a smiling George W. Bush waving good-bye beside the caption, “Miss me yet?” has caused quite a stir across… Read More
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