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2013-10-12 02:51
"The smile on my face doesn't mean my life is perfect. It means I appreciate what I have and what God has blessed me with. Oh, and I think the mushrooms are starting to kick in too. That p… Read More
2013-10-12 02:26
The Huge Words Book is Here! Buy direct from Amazon by clicking on the Huge Cover below"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil. Huge Words, on the ot… Read More
2012-11-15 07:19
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2012-10-06 01:59
Take a sneak peek at the first Huge Words book cover! Stay tuned for book launch information in the coming two weeks Read More
2012-03-31 22:41
"Nobody likes the man who brings the bad news. So if your job title is, ‘The Man Who Brings the Bad News’, you probably don’t have any friends."~ Me, and Sophocles Read More
2012-03-10 14:40
"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Oh, olives, yes I’d love some, thank you. Oh, and some beautiful feta cheese, my my, you shouldn’t have. What’s that, a delivery for Priam… Read More
2012-02-16 16:01
"Some people make it happen, some watch it happen, and some say, "What happened?" I respond with, "Don't look at me, man. I've been sitting here the whole time minding my own business, conte… Read More
2012-02-05 17:43
"You never change things by fighting the existing reality -- to change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete . . . okay, I'm going to need some bones, a bit of… Read More
2012-01-16 00:44
"Do not wait for your ship to come in -- swim out to it. Especially if you see Mario, your gardener, sitting in the captain's chair. With your wife sitting shotgun, arm around his broad, bro… Read More
2011-05-19 04:28
"It is surmounting difficulties that makes heroes. Like the other day at the deli. . . The lady was like, "Make sure you put extra mayonnaise on that turkey and slice it nice and thick. I li… Read More
2011-05-10 02:28
""Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. I! AM! GOING! TO! HIT! THE! TOP! LEVEL! OF! WORLD! OF! WARCRAFT! TODAY!" ~ Me, and Ralph Waldo Emerson Read More
2011-05-01 19:43
"The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf. Now, listen to me Lefty. I know I’m in pretty deep with you and Mr. Booker, but if you can extend my line of credit this o… Read More
2011-04-29 03:12
""No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Hmmm . . . that's strange, I don't recall signing any consent forms." ~ Me, and Eleanor Roosevelt Read More
2011-04-25 23:35
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Life is also unlike riding a bicycle, in that to keep the bloodhounds off your trail, you must always remember to… Read More
2011-04-10 01:43
"Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. Well, except for your DNA trail -- were you just at the Fry & Grill again, gettin' you some okra and biscuits? Oh, and your d… Read More
2011-04-10 01:39
"The very thing that gives you life you need to add in larger increments. Hmm, in that case I think I'd better look up my old pal from Geneva. Now where's that address book . . . here we go… Read More
2011-03-29 16:43
"The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time. So go forward then, onward, traveler, into forever, and carry with you always a chair, for to sit u… Read More
2011-03-29 16:43
"If you hear a voice within you say, "you cannot paint", then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. Oh, but first you have to cut off your ear. And then turn that side of your… Read More
2011-03-29 16:43
"Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome. That settles it. I don't care how much my family keeps trying to talk me out of it. I'm joining Amway."~ Me… Read More
2011-03-29 16:42
"No one remembers how you got there, only that you got there. Except for my junior prom. When I rolled in with my date on three good cylinders, white smoke billowing out from underneath the… Read More

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