"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Oh, olives, yes I’d love some, thank you. Oh, and some beautiful feta cheese, my my, you shouldn’t have. What’s that, a delivery for Priam, you say? Splendid, just place it right over there inside the wall. I do say Anatolios, this cheese is deee-lish. My, what a big gift that is for Priam. Kind of looks like a giant . . . hey wait a minute! Damn you blasted Greeks!"