2013-10-31 03:37
So recently the shambolic yet eloquent Russell Brand was given an entire, well respected current affairs magazine to edit for an issue. Why The New Statesman chose Brand for this particular… Read More
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Observational, satirical, absurd... Filth flavoured funny from a man who should know better.
2012-06-06 04:19
Relationships are hard - and that, my learned friends, is both an understatement and the sort of horrible cliché that only lazy bloggers and writers for terrible magazines use. Sadl… Read More
2012-02-13 07:10
Disclaimer: At no point am I mentioning the name of the establishment I work in, nor am I suggesting that it's not a fantastic company to work for. I'm suggesting that no company is fantasti… Read More
2011-10-11 12:24
I'm overweight. I know this will come as a surprise to many of you that know me and have seen me slink about the place all waif-like but it's true - I'm a fatty. I never used to be a fatty… Read More
2011-09-14 03:38
Today an advert for Tesco's sausages was banned by the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) for misleading consumers. I'm assuming that means the advert was misleading and got banned and no… Read More
2011-09-06 02:39
There's a fine line between self-promotion and self-indulgence - and I know this because I skip between the two like a giddy schoolgirl. You see, this is the age of the Internet! A glorious… Read More
2011-08-25 21:46
I have just been watching the first 2 parts of your television program 'Show Me The Funny', a show which had escaped my attention until this evening. I was interested at the premise - 10 unk… Read More
2011-08-11 16:44
I've read a lot of opinion pieces over the last few days about the flash riots across England. I've read Twitter updates, blog posts, newspaper columns and Facebook statuses... I've even lis… Read More
2011-05-18 09:58
Beautiful Russian women, are you tired of waiting for your dream man to contact you via one of your strategically placed ads around the net?Is the expense of spamming every porn site, downlo… Read More
2011-05-18 05:39
Life is full of choices and that's fine by me. Some people choose to be gay whilst others straight (I know there's a third option here but I was trying to make it read better) Some people ch… Read More
2011-05-14 01:26
Sometimes, a person can say more about an event by saying fuck all. There's a delicious sort of indifference to simply choosing not to take part - and it's one I've recently found myself rev… Read More
2011-03-31 22:24
So, if you have a TV, read a newspaper, have ventured outside at all over the past few months or happen to live in Buckingham Palace then the chances are you know that 2 of them royal lot ar… Read More
2011-03-17 05:03
The human body is often likened to a machine. It runs on fuel, for example. Where the two differ is that only one of them tends to sprint past you, a copy of the Daily Sport tucked under its… Read More
2011-03-07 06:34
So, it's been a while since I posted and even longer since I posted about the most popular subject on here (incidentally, the Christian forum posts were 2 and 3 most popular respectively in… Read More
2011-01-26 08:06
So, you're about to go out and fight some crime. Your costume is cleaned, your car is purring like a kitten that's recently been gratified sexually and there's a villain on the loose. But wa… Read More
2011-01-24 01:00
So, there's a lot of talk at the moment about 2012 being the end of the world because some people decided a long time ago that it would be. The people in question were the Mayans but don't w… Read More
2011-01-10 06:34
So, you're waiting for the round-up of 2010 aren't you? Is this it? No. I'm still writing that, it takes fucking ages. In the meantime, I just read a very interesting post on some guys blog… Read More
2010-12-18 04:44
Do you remember when people would tell you they wanted, let you respond and then they could fuck off happily knowing you both knew what was going on?Me too. What great days they were!Here's… Read More
2010-12-15 02:12
It's been a funny sort of week. If I were more inclined to sound like a twat I'd call it 'an emotional roller coaster' although, were that the case, with my history of roller coasters this w… Read More
2010-11-21 04:35
You don't get to be as fat as I am without generating a bit of overtime for those poor sods at Greggs. Food is most certainly one of my passions and this here is a guide to posh food and how… Read More
2010-11-14 05:47
I thought I might take a quick moment to use this blog to celebrate something I've loved for years - Asian cinema. And, to make it more interesting for you and less work for me I've decided… Read More
2010-10-24 03:36
Sometimes even I get nostalgic. Now, I know what you're thinking. And you're right in doing so - It was me that said (on numerous occasions) that nostalgia is shit. So what has caused this U… Read More
2010-10-14 02:25
Today we witnessed 33 men being pulled out of a hole to scenes of jubilation - last time we saw 33 men pulled out of a hole the scenes were more of concern... Because nobody knew if Jordan w… Read More
2010-10-08 03:41
Let me get one thing clear before I start this blog - I have NEVER been to America. I have friends there, family there and know a lot of people that have been there but I have never visited… Read More
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