2016-09-26 18:00
It's been one crazy ride this year. Dare I say one one of the most tumultuous, harrowing 'are you F'ing Kidding Me?' years ever. Personally, I cannot remember having to endure so much in suc… Read More
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comedian issac bright, also known as the verbal warrior, spouts off on the insanity of dating in hollywood, politics, sex, religion and the pursuit of a real bagel in la.
2014-08-12 21:23
I collected Mork and Mindy trading cards. Yes, they manufactured Mork & Mindy trading cards back in the day and I made sure I collected those with more fervor and gusto than I did with… Read More
2012-12-15 04:10
My goodness.Has it been that long since I've written a blogpost? I feel like should be punished in some way for the reckless abandonment of such a enjoyable medium. Nine months… Read More
2012-03-02 07:13
[Part Three of my Comedy Autobiography was delayed due to the fact that I was preparing for and eventually performing in an enormous show that took place a week ago. I would love to el… Read More
2012-02-10 00:35
A Regular New York ComedianWhen we last left our hero he was welding a phone booth door shut for fear of having to actually perform in a real Comedy Club after being fired from the Cabaret S… Read More
2012-01-31 03:00
The Early YearsSo I'm not a Comedian.I mean, I'm funny and do a whole host of comedic things but I'm pretty clear that sticking me under the 'Stand-Up Comedian' umbrella would be a categoric… Read More
2012-01-12 09:04
I'm spontaneously laughing and smiling for no reason whatsoever.A quick check on my Knicks game shows them winning and rather than internalizing it with an inner grin I shift to the floor an… Read More
2012-01-12 09:04
I'm spontaneously laughing and smiling for no reason whatsoever.A quick check on my Knicks game shows them winning and rather than internalizing it with an inner grin I shift to the floor an… Read More
2012-01-10 08:09
Splitting Headache. Sinus Congestion. No, congestion sounds harmless, more like sinus gridlock. Woozy. Fuzzy. I have the chills. Dry heaving. Well, that was only once and it would hav… Read More
2012-01-06 06:49
An empty glass jar stoically stares me in the face. I look for a glint of compassion and tenderness in the grooves at the top of its glimmering body but find none. It reflects the light b… Read More
2011-11-11 21:33
There's this gaping maw of beckoning emptiness that sits near the northwest edge of Hollywood & Highland. As wide as it is it's easy to miss amidst all the bustling tourists and shops f… Read More
2011-11-08 06:14
So I've decided to throw my hat back into the Stand-Up Comedy Ring again starting this week. Not sure how I truly feel about it. Part of me feels obligated in a way to pursue the mic again… Read More
2011-10-31 19:48
I'm fat.What? No, c'mon.No really, I'm fat.You're fat. Where are you fat? Please show me.Here...and here...There, you've got to be kidding, that's called flesh...No, I should be much skin… Read More
2011-06-29 18:32
It was with tickled amusement that I found myself en route to an LA Galaxy Soccer Game recently. Had you asked me Monday of the week that I went what I thought I'd be doing that Saturday ni… Read More
2011-04-21 00:30
Another stomach punch loss by the Knicks last night, oy, it's uncanny how often through the decades they've managed to perpetuate the same pattern of defeat over and over. It goes something… Read More
2011-03-21 23:02
Oy.What a mess. Where to begin, what to believe, how to deny and why is my bracket filled with so many red lines? While our country's response to the looming radiation disaster is to murde… Read More
2011-01-31 09:36
What?!?Day 21? Dude, I thought you were gonna post daily during this cleanse of yours, what the hell happened?Hold on, don't give us the world and the Universe are spinning at a high freque… Read More
2011-01-24 05:44
Before embarking upon musings of my Germany escapade back in November I'd like to tie up some loose ends with some final thoughts on Britain.First of all, Londoners are abject clueless costu… Read More
2011-01-15 14:01
Headachy Sinusy Sniffly Shivery Phooey.I mean, all good cuz it's symptomatic that I'm releasing some nastiness and should be par for this course of action yet on such a pristine circle the h… Read More
2011-01-14 20:57
Sigh...I was all vim and vigor out the gate this morning off to my class rocking a classic Paul Simonesque feelin groovy demeanor. Hit the tar running on a wave of skill and surrender.But t… Read More
2011-01-13 09:37
Well, I've got 'em.I had a vague inkling that I did but had held out hope that I'd be clean free since I ridded myself of them last year. Tis not the case...I've got parasites.Hey, easy now… Read More
2011-01-12 09:29
So I'm already on Day 2 of my Blessed Herbs Internal Cleanse and was thinking that I should be blogging every day of the cleanse as I did the previous year when I first did it since it had s… Read More
2010-12-10 23:18
Yowza.That will be the first word to puncture this space in almost 8 months. That's somewhat pathetic. No, strike that, allow me to unequivocally commit to my abject pathetic obstinate natur… Read More
2010-04-14 22:31
Cannot sleep because an entity is attempting to take over my body. Thought we were having earthquakes in LA again, nope, that would just be me. This has been going on for two weeks now but… Read More
2010-03-13 10:06
I been rockin' the bottom to the under to the low to the neathHoldin my breath lest I breathe the sweet inhale of the succulent cessation of self immolationA cylindrical kaleidoscoped kazooH… Read More
2010-02-12 10:16
Gamarti.Hebrew.Means: I finished.Phase three of four of this cleanse is in the books. Baby buggers have been vaporized. Now I wait three weeks and do the exact same process I just did for… Read More
2010-02-11 11:02
No rain in Sunny La La today but the day was abruptly washed away in a vice grip of pain located in my sinuses thereby rendering me useless and kvetchy.On the heels of what was such a triump… Read More
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