2012-08-06 14:32
Some words are so much on your mind, that they're always just a hair away from being pushed down the direct-to-mouth chute and landing out in the world.For example, if you're eight years old… Read More
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Humor from an elementary school classroom and notes from students
2012-07-30 13:52
I'm pretty much a rock star with siblings. If I pass the first grade in the hall with Tyson's little sister Maia, there are very loud whispers of, "That's my brother's teacher!" … Read More
2012-07-30 13:11
One important skill when working with children is to be able to manufacture and sell The Next Best Thing when The Actual First Best Thing has gone terribly wrong.One year, the Actual First B… Read More
2012-07-16 11:00
If you're out of school, we'll want to know where you've been.Were you visiting your cousins in Cleveland? Was your car stolen? Did your mom have a baby? Can the situation… Read More
2012-07-15 20:22
Some might call them an impulse purchase. I call them...um....objectively awesome. Take a gander:I was at Staples several years ago to pick up some blank DVDs and a plastic penc… Read More
2012-04-23 02:36
The classroom number system: Know it, love it. It just makes it so easy when all of the kids have numbers - We're on a field trip and I panic for a second that we've lost… Read More
2012-03-29 02:02
Today I received THE. Most. Amazing. Card. EVER Read More
2012-03-19 21:48
In my opinion, a successful student departure from the classroom would go roughly as follows:*When (and only when) called by a teacher, gather all belongings, including your lunchbox and hom… Read More
2012-03-11 19:31
It's here! The new taste sensation sweeping the third grade!No, I'm not talking about cherry flavoring that's so tasty that kids are willing to overlook the fact that it's actually att… Read More
2012-02-27 03:12
Dear 3-M Research and Development Team, While I thoroughly appreciate many of your products, I feel obligated to inform you that pop-up dispenser Post-Its are officially the mo… Read More
2012-02-10 23:53
So I'm just now done collecting all of my nickels for each time someone has asked me these luuuuvvvv-related questions. I have used my newfound abundance of nickels to award three luck… Read More
2012-02-08 00:00
Man, if I had a nickel for every time someone asked me these questions this Valentine's Day season! What can I say to a guy when he fails to drop his current girlfriend for me? A… Read More
2012-01-27 03:22
I am rather surprised to report that classroom cleaning has gone too far.The road to the current situation of over-cleaning began with the problem of too much being left out at the end of th… Read More
2012-01-23 02:10
Love is in the air! And by that, of course, I mean red-wrapped, heart-shaped candy is in the air!Yes, Valentine's Day Candy Season has begun. And what better way to enjoy a box o… Read More
2012-01-09 23:37
Today I was called out on not having weather-appropriate shoes by an eight-year-old. Surprisingly enough, it was not the first time an eight-year-old boy has weighed in on my attire.Th… Read More
2012-01-04 01:54
The news would have caused a wide-spread hysteria that I just wasn't up for.The news, that is, of what was hanging out at the bottom of the recycling bin. (You know this is not going t… Read More
2011-12-14 04:33
2011-12-07 01:15
STOLEN IDEA ALERT: Time magazine publishes various "Things You Don't have to Worry About This Week." I like it. I'm borrowing.Three Things You Don't have to Worry About This Week Read More
2011-11-28 03:14
Any day that the Mathemagical Wizard shows up at school is an awesome day.He drops by our whole school meetings to deliver the new mathemagical problem of the week, and is met with the appro… Read More
2011-11-18 01:14
Every day as the last thing I do in my classroom before heading home, I check my mailbox.Fan mail today? Nope. Just two notes about needing a new dry erase marker and a complaint… Read More
2011-11-12 17:00
This week we loaded up the bus and headed out of the city into actual wilderness. It's the same actual wilderness we've gone to for many years (well, the same but now with one less spi… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
There is nothing like moving to a new apartment to highlight the most un-fun features of being an adult. My husband and I moved out of our apartment this week and are currently on a ro… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Why? WHY do seven-year-olds feel compelled to sharpen the metal end of a pencil?WHY does the first letter of your writing require a little stick figure man to prop it up? (Well, other… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
I'm going to go out on a limb, here, and say that it's very likely that you have heard/seen/read something about the upcoming presidential election with the last nine and a half seconds.&nbs&hell…Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
This summer I have been getting lots of advice on the impending baby situation that will be happening this fall. Highlights of this advice have included:A friend's marathon diaper tut… Read More
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