Here we wont talk about marriage ways or how to be happy in your marriage life.but here we gonna laugh with marriage.We have a funny collection of marriage quotes here. lets share a laugh.
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A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrot… Read More
For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice arse but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street The really observant will notice that she… Read More
He says : Why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?She says: women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just for a little sausage!!!! Read More
A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweethe… Read More
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.When I married MR. RIGHT… Read More
Man: I lost my wife............... Inspector: What is her height....... Man: I never noticed............. Inspector: Slim or healthy............. Man: Not slim can be healthy............ Ins… Read More
Marriage is grand... and divorce is about 10 grand.Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.Marriage is the only sport in wh… Read More
A boy asks his father, "Dad, is it true, I heard in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her." His dad replies, "That happens in every country son!" Read More
A little boy asks his dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" His father replies to him, "I've no idea son, but I'm still paying for it." Read More
An old man went to a wizard to see if he could remove a "curse" he'd had been living with for 40 years. the wizard says to him, "Maybe, but you'd have to tell me the exact words that were us… Read More
A really thought provoking poem:Dear White Fella,Coupla Things You Should KnowWhen I Born, I BlackWhen I Grow Up, I BlackWhen I Go In Sun, I BlackWhen I Cold, I BlackWhen I Scared, I BlackWh… Read More
Young college girl at the local greetings cards store.Girl: Do you have any sentimental Love cards?Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says: To the only boy I ever loved.Girl: Great! I want… Read More
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the m… Read More
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart's and the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their shopping cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'T… Read More
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.Yo mama so fat when she gets… Read More