2016-03-19 18:53
Recently, I discovered I had O+ (O positive) blood. I guess that means I’m a “the blood bag is half full” kind of guy.Here’s my physical state: last night I rolled my… Read More
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It's like a humor blog, but more stupider. I travel a lot and I get to witness stuff and make fun of it for you. Basically your IQ drops for every minute you spend here, but you might laugh and aren't you worth it?
2016-03-19 18:53
If you're wondering how I prepare for major athletic competitions, fasten your seat belts:My church men's group recently decided to piggy back on the Cub Scout's Pinewood Derby night. The tr… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
In Spain they don’t celebrate Friday the Thirteenth (13th) on Friday. Naturally, they celebrate it on Tuesday. Like you’re supposed to. So today, in honor of Martes Trece (13), p… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Today I witnessed a near automotive accident on my way to work. Someone who wasn't paying attention almost plastered himself against a moving van as everyone was stopping in traffic.Car acci… Read More
2008-04-28 18:52
Recently a couple of hurtful comments from insensitive people have made me wonder what it is about me that makes me look fat. Is it my gigantic, monster-sized cheeks that make my face jiggle… Read More
2008-04-24 14:04
My wife Limpy and I just returned from a two week trip to Miami and a Cruise to the Bahamas, and boy are my arms tired! Meet me halfway on some of this junk! But seriously folks, remember… Read More
2008-04-24 06:40
So I’m it. That doesn’t mean to me what it used to onaccounta—I’m really, really lazy in writing lately. It started as an “I don’t have time to blog becau… Read More
2008-04-24 06:40
2008-04-04 18:52
So last night I was watching the boys in the living room. The Juggernaut (4 months) was lying on the couch enjoying his Juggernaut-ness, and the First Mate (20 months) was playing with his t… Read More
2007-10-09 14:00
You may recall when we painted the First Mate's room in anticipation of his arrival. Since he's getting older and we need his room for the Juggernaut, we've decide to move the First Mate ups… Read More
2007-08-16 23:52
So I haven't written in a while. I have a confession to make. Or two. I haven't written because I've been lazy. And we inmates don't get the computer time we used to. And I can't read. So su… Read More
2007-07-09 19:02
So for the past couple of weeks, I was in a foreign country, Trinidad to be exact. While I was there I had many memorable memories and saw many tropical visuals that were emotionally emotion… Read More
2007-06-20 23:02
So.It’s here. I’m going to spend a few days in Trinidad, starting tomorrow. Last time I went to Trinidad, I broke out in hives all over. Benadryl was my best friend that week. Th… Read More
2007-06-08 19:19
Marinate 5-6 steaks in:the juice of two limes (with pulp)1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil (now with extra virgins!)2 cloves crushed garlic1/2 tsp saltcrushed red pepper to taste (use a little… Read More
2007-06-05 14:02
So here's a fun game my brother and I used to play. Remember we were seven (7) and five (5) respectively:And before I get into the details, let me also say that this game is still fun--even… Read More
2007-06-01 19:43
In case you don't get to my site three (3) times per day, my sidebar has randomly assigned ads provided by Ads by Google. Well, this is my most recent, and current favorite ad. My question i… Read More
2007-05-30 19:02
So it turns out (I heard it on the radio yesterday) En Vogue is coming in concert to little old Utah. Not only have I wanted to see their live act for a long time, I have heard they are fant… Read More
2007-05-22 13:55
Do you remember that episode where Jo and Tudy got into a fracas because Jo was a complete killjoy and Tudy was a little naïve? And then Natalie came to try and smooth things over, but… Read More
2007-05-08 19:42
For those of you who read my last post, here's the video proof.Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, right, DOH! Read More
2007-05-07 14:05
I think the wisest line I’ve ever uttered came from my recent post, number one-hundred-sixty-three (#163). So I’m going to repeat it here just in case you missed it. th. may have… Read More
2007-04-20 18:39
Back in the good ol’ day when Miss Nemesis and I worked at the same location, I once had the opportunity to tell her and some of the other yay-hoos I worked with why I boycott Mormon*… Read More
2007-04-20 18:27
‘Cause your belly has the general feel of bread dough. That’s what I’ve observed about babies, anyway. The First Mate feels just like he’s full of yeast and he’… Read More
2007-04-17 19:03
Dear reader(s):I’m sorry I haven’t written in a while, but I’ve just been too caught up in this jail lifestyle to have much time for anything else*. They only let us outsid… Read More
2007-04-10 18:54
[Video of the First Mate and me ommitted]If you're not a father yet, you should go out and become one. That is all Read More
2007-02-27 04:50
So, depending on the angle from which you look, big Rulon is either the luckiest man on the planet or he is one boat trip away from going over the falls in a barrel only to survive the fall… Read More
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